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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seems reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men -

Could you please stop using my guest towels and the ones I put out instead. They are decorative. Your spunk ruins the fabric.

Thanks!

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Ladies could you please grab my head firm. Don’t worry about the hair loss I’m almost bald anyway. Feel free to use it like a sander if it so pleases you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love to have my hair grabbed....when i start to lose it I'll change my stance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I second that but now the hair on my head my beard ha xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gentlemen, please do not offer hours of oral sex without first checking whether we are a fan of it......otherwise you might just find we fall asleep while you are down there

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Men -

Could you please stop using my guest towels and the ones I put out instead. They are decorative. Your spunk ruins the fabric.

Thanks! "

There were towels??? I used the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop telling me what I want.

Thank you.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple  over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sorry about that "

Apology accepted but promise you won’t do it again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Seems reasonable

"

It does, doesn’t it? You don’t want them to pull your penis, I don’t want them to pull my hair.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman  over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert .. "

I hate this too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate it when I'm trying to get into bed with a woman and she starts calling the police.

Real mood killer

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS  over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

Trust me it's even more of a problem when you have a wig on your head

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hate it when I'm trying to get into bed with a woman and she starts calling the police.

Real mood killer"

That would have been my 2nd request

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too! "

I enjoy nipple play but please remember, they're not detachable and they do get ultra sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

Ok ... will try and remember

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 26/11/19 14:22:14]

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ladies.

Can you please sit on my face harder.

I'm training to breath out of my ears.

P.s. you're all lovely.

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

I’m sorry. Tie my hands up next time.

My request

When I say stop. Don’t stop

Lex

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve heard it all now, men receding hair line or loss due to intense hair pulling.... doesn’t seem to work the same for us women when you grab our hair and pull

Any requests my side, erm nope, haven’t found anything yet

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Dear men

Could you please fill my inbox with suit pics

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

I enjoy nipple play but please remember, they're not detachable and they do get ultra sensitive.

"

P S. I don't mind my hair being pulled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gentlemen. When I tell you to do something, don’t be so keen and do it straight away. Make me work for it at least a tiny bit...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

Never grabbed your anything.. Even attention

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guys... When touching a woman's clitoris please remember you're not trying to get pen off the back of your hand. Less is more.

That is all

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dear men

Could you please fill my inbox with suit pics "

That’s birthday suits yes

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Dear men

Could you please fill my inbox with suit pics

That’s birthday suits yes "

You’re trouble you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dear men

Could you please fill my inbox with suit pics

That’s birthday suits yes

You’re trouble you "

Me .... no I’m an angel

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Dear men

Could you please fill my inbox with suit pics

That’s birthday suits yes

You’re trouble you "

I'll have to do one especially for you. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mental note made

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

My request is for cuffs or rope then Or I'll happily take punishment after...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would like to request that if oral is being given, I don't care if you have cramp in your tongue, do not ever change the tempo if I'm nearly at climax

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

Sex hat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too! "

Me too! Leave my nipples alone - they are just for sensual licking, not tweaking or pulling, and definitely no biting!

x Niki

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

Sex hat?"

Kevlar reinforced crash helmet maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grab mine more

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By *icknHMan  over a year ago

Ilfracombe


"Dear men

Could you please fill my inbox with suit pics "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

Trust me it's even more of a problem when you have a wig on your head "

Damn! I didn’t consider that. I could buy a wig!

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By *ivin_dead_girl86Woman  over a year ago

dundee

Men please stop asking if I dye my pubes blue, also my eye brows are just make up haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men please stop asking if I dye my pubes blue, also my eye brows are just make up haha "

Are you part smurf?

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By *ivin_dead_girl86Woman  over a year ago

dundee


"Men please stop asking if I dye my pubes blue, also my eye brows are just make up haha

Are you part smurf? "

No hahaha I'm not xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

Me too! Leave my nipples alone - they are just for sensual licking, not tweaking or pulling, and definitely no biting!

x Niki"

Not even a little nibble on the nipple?

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple  over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

Me too! Leave my nipples alone - they are just for sensual licking, not tweaking or pulling, and definitely no biting!

x Niki

Not even a little nibble on the nipple?"

Big difference between a nibble and yanking a nipple

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

Me too! Leave my nipples alone - they are just for sensual licking, not tweaking or pulling, and definitely no biting!

x Niki

Not even a little nibble on the nipple?Big difference between a nibble and yanking a nipple "

I could even take my teeth off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guys... When touching a woman's clitoris please remember you're not trying to get pen off the back of your hand. Less is more.

That is all "

/\ /\ This!!! Well said

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple  over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

Me too! Leave my nipples alone - they are just for sensual licking, not tweaking or pulling, and definitely no biting!

x Niki

Not even a little nibble on the nipple?Big difference between a nibble and yanking a nipple

I could even take my teeth off"

no need for that

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

At least we can tell what men are eating pussy.

So do men with a good head of hair never venture down south.

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Nice thread OP

Can i have a few? I'm having a few ..

Visitors, when I'm accommodating, let's have a team effort on the tidy up.. afterall we did make the explosive mess together. If your best undercrackers wound up in the lampshade can you please help get em down etc

If I'm about to orgasm .. please act like the pin is out of the explode on impact grenade, don't stop, don't change a thing unless I say so.

talk to me! I want to know if you want more, want something different. Lets communicate. You know unless were solid gone lost in the bliss dimension in which case shhhhh!

I'm no lady I'm a woman

Men... love ya

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By *r AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Please ohh please, stop biting my ffking chin while on cowgirl duty, it's ffking sore as Ffk and annoying as hell,plus we just eat an hour ago like WTF

Thanks v much ...

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

Sex hat?

Kevlar reinforced crash helmet maybe!"

Sex hat !! Too cute!

With optional attachments such as waterski bar or oral harness handles, choice of wigs

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"I hate it when I'm trying to get into bed with a woman and she starts calling the police.

Real mood killer"

*

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Please ohh please, stop biting my ffking chin while on cowgirl duty, it's ffking sore as Ffk and annoying as hell,plus we just eat an hour ago like WTF

Thanks v much ... "

Would it help if I wore a gum shield?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

Me too! Leave my nipples alone - they are just for sensual licking, not tweaking or pulling, and definitely no biting!

x Niki

Not even a little nibble on the nipple?Big difference between a nibble and yanking a nipple

I could even take my teeth off"

Nibble with your lips! LOL

x N

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nice thread OP

Can i have a few? I'm having a few ..

Visitors, when I'm accommodating, let's have a team effort on the tidy up.. afterall we did make the explosive mess together. If your best undercrackers wound up in the lampshade can you please help get em down etc

If I'm about to orgasm .. please act like the pin is out of the explode on impact grenade, don't stop, don't change a thing unless I say so.

talk to me! I want to know if you want more, want something different. Lets communicate. You know unless were solid gone lost in the bliss dimension in which case shhhhh!

I'm no lady I'm a woman

Men... love ya "

You can only have one! Pick! You don’t want to pass for too demanding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men -

Could you please stop using my guest towels and the ones I put out instead. They are decorative. Your spunk ruins the fabric.

Thanks! "

There is an easy solution for that: lick the goo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies could you please grab my head firm. Don’t worry about the hair loss I’m almost bald anyway. Feel free to use it like a sander if it so pleases you "

Well at least, we’re not after the same girls

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Nice thread OP

Can i have a few? I'm having a few ..

Visitors, when I'm accommodating, let's have a team effort on the tidy up.. afterall we did make the explosive mess together. If your best undercrackers wound up in the lampshade can you please help get em down etc

If I'm about to orgasm .. please act like the pin is out of the explode on impact grenade, don't stop, don't change a thing unless I say so.

talk to me! I want to know if you want more, want something different. Lets communicate. You know unless were solid gone lost in the bliss dimension in which case shhhhh!

I'm no lady I'm a woman

Men... love ya

You can only have one! Pick! You don’t want to pass for too demanding."

I dont care for your labels .. theyre all spoken from the heart with love.

Shall not pick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert .. "

Have you consider a tattoo? Bright red letters: handle with caution!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Gentlenen-please dont assume I want to marry you or touch your winkle just because I've fabbed your pic on a Fab Your Pic thread.

It just means I liked the pic, generally

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Please don’t rush me, I like to savour the moment - all of the moments

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nice thread OP

Can i have a few? I'm having a few ..

Visitors, when I'm accommodating, let's have a team effort on the tidy up.. afterall we did make the explosive mess together. If your best undercrackers wound up in the lampshade can you please help get em down etc

If I'm about to orgasm .. please act like the pin is out of the explode on impact grenade, don't stop, don't change a thing unless I say so.

talk to me! I want to know if you want more, want something different. Lets communicate. You know unless were solid gone lost in the bliss dimension in which case shhhhh!

I'm no lady I'm a woman

Men... love ya

You can only have one! Pick! You don’t want to pass for too demanding.

I dont care for your labels .. theyre all spoken from the heart with love.

Shall not pick "

I forgot that Norse deities were more commanding than compassionate.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Dear men

Could you please fill my inbox with suit pics "

Ha ha good call Cookie! Mine too please gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

I’m sorry. Tie my hands up next time.

My request

When I say stop. Don’t stop

Lex"

Do we need a safe word?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Gentleman you can pull my hair as much as you like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

Never grabbed your anything.. Even attention "

Ever tried?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guys... When touching a woman's clitoris please remember you're not trying to get pen off the back of your hand. Less is more.

That is all "

Request approved!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Guys... When touching a woman's clitoris please remember you're not trying to get pen off the back of your hand. Less is more.

That is all "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

My request is for cuffs or rope then Or I'll happily take punishment after...

Peach x"

Fuzz, your license to thrill is finally in writing, go for it!

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

I’m sorry. Tie my hands up next time.

My request

When I say stop. Don’t stop

Lex

Do we need a safe word?"

Do you think you need one?

I think we can do very well without

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mental note made "

Try to remember, there will be a test!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve heard it all now, men receding hair line or loss due to intense hair pulling.... doesn’t seem to work the same for us women when you grab our hair and pull

Any requests my side, erm nope, haven’t found anything yet "

No request? I didn’t have you as easy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too! "

Agree! Calm the fuck down- they arent buttons! Hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

I enjoy nipple play but please remember, they're not detachable and they do get ultra sensitive.

"

Do they change colour too to warn us of the sensitivity level?

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By *hoenix CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northallerton

Guys please aim your cock at her tits and spunk over them, not secretly aim at her face, she doesn't like it in her hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gentlenen-please dont assume I want to marry you or touch your winkle just because I've fabbed your pic on a Fab Your Pic thread.

It just means I liked the pic, generally "

Will you marry at least one though?

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"DONT pull and tweak my nipples ,then only thing getting turned on is my anger level ,sensitive nipple alert ..

I hate this too!

I enjoy nipple play but please remember, they're not detachable and they do get ultra sensitive.

Do they change colour too to warn us of the sensitivity level?"

You'll know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please don’t rush me, I like to savour the moment - all of the moments "

Guys, slow down with Babs, it’s a waltz not a salsa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

I’m sorry. Tie my hands up next time.

My request

When I say stop. Don’t stop

Lex

Do we need a safe word?

Do you think you need one?

I think we can do very well without "

I think I will need one for myself.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’ve heard it all now, men receding hair line or loss due to intense hair pulling.... doesn’t seem to work the same for us women when you grab our hair and pull

Any requests my side, erm nope, haven’t found anything yet

No request? I didn’t have you as easy."

Cheeky F*ck ! There’s us not long resolved our differences as well..... naughty step for you

You are right though, I’m not easy, takes work to get to me. I’ve just not found anything I need to stay stop to as yet

Actually there is one thing, stop dropping words into threads that I can’t resist the urge to google, even though I know shouldn’t

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

I’m sorry. Tie my hands up next time.

My request

When I say stop. Don’t stop

Lex

Do we need a safe word?

Do you think you need one?

I think we can do very well without

I think I will need one for myself."

Nah, just trust me and you’ll love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love to have my hair grabbed....when i start to lose it I'll change my stance "

Alright, no need to brag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I second that but now the hair on my head my beard ha xx"

Do you use your beard to tease them? Light brushes on the inner thighs for example

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gentlemen, please do not offer hours of oral sex without first checking whether we are a fan of it......otherwise you might just find we fall asleep while you are down there "

Should we set an egg timer? 5 min soft boil, 9 min hard boil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stop telling me what I want.

Thank you."

What do you want though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies.

Can you please sit on my face harder.

I'm training to breath out of my ears.

P.s. you're all lovely. "

Is it working?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

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"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?"

Looks like you could grow it from your arse anyway to cover up your receding hairline OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ladies, could you please refrain from grabbing my head when I go down on you? You pulling my hair out is not helping my already receding hairline.

That’s my request.

What’s yours?

Looks like you could grow it from your arse anyway to cover up your receding hairline OP "

Now, that’s idea! I could grow carrots too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men could you plese stop having problems with keeping an erection while putting on the condom and please stop ejaculating so fast and blame me for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men could you plese stop having problems with keeping an erection while putting on the condom and please stop ejaculating so fast and blame me for this "

Request granted! That’s definitely a bummer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So to summarise (and bump), the consensus for the ladies is easier on the nipples and clit but harder on the hair.

Men seem less demanding (but we knew that already).

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