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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago
The South! |
Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.
She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.
Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that? |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.
She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.
Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?"
I would have also said no as i dont really like the theater.
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"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.
She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.
Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?"
Poor lady. She might be suffering from dementia  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.
She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.
Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?
Poor lady. She might be suffering from dementia "
Ohhhhhh dude! way harsh |
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By *0Frank OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lol thought from the title that this was going to be a story about discovering she was a TV.
Half way through reading I was getting very curious how you would find out."
I may have set you up for a fall. |
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"Saw an old lady struggling lifting a bag in front of me in Sainsbury's so I offered a hand to carry it back to the car for her... 'It's the blue one over there' she said pointing towards a blue convertible Mercedes... 'You're very helpful' she said... Then stopped and opened the boot on a Blue 2007 Perodua Savvy... Then asked me if I wanted to go with her to the theatre... I politely declined.
She then proceeded to follow me up the motorway when though she told me she was going the other way... At 45mph she stayed behind me... She even kept up when I went a little over the speed limit... Although I'm pretty certain in a Savvy she probably shook her false teeth out... I finally escaped her ducking down a side lane.
Anyway... Fair play to her... How many other women would ask someone on a date like that?"
I think you stole her special plastic trolley coin in the shape of a £1... |
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I wonder what play she had in mind 
