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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.....or dive in at the deep end....?
Which one are you?
(beautiful words courtesy of a lovely, kind, gentle, lady forumite who probably think she's insignificant in our lives but is an absolute rock to many ppl in here with her wisdom and is not allowed to leave, ever, ok! #youknowwhoyouare) 
Also, if that's too challenging for you then I need to buy a secret Santa present for a 30 yr old glamorous single mum at work and I have no idea whatsoever...? Please help me out with some suggestions so I don't look like a complete knob come the Christmas party...? 
Any replies and help gratefully appreciated....
Love to you all!
Nip x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x"
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain! "
Love their stuff!!! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!
Love their stuff!!! X"
I get loads of it free. My girl used one of the bath bombs recently but dipped her hair in! She's really blonde and it came out blue, pink and glittery! Spent ages combing the shit out but it was still blue for school the next day..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!
Love their stuff!!! X
I get loads of it free. My girl used one of the bath bombs recently but dipped her hair in! She's really blonde and it came out blue, pink and glittery! Spent ages combing the shit out but it was still blue
for school the next day..... "
Oh bless her , I always get the Sakura bombs ! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!
Love their stuff!!! X
I get loads of it free. My girl used one of the bath bombs recently but dipped her hair in! She's really blonde and it came out blue, pink and glittery! Spent ages combing the shit out but it was still blue
for school the next day.....
Oh bless her , I always get the Sakura bombs ! X"
What are they? I'm a man rem_mber, even if this is technically supposed to be my field of work..... Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I vary between jumping in and paddling depending on my mood.
Lush is good, reed diffuser, scented candle, fizz, posh bath stuff, expensive chocolate.
Depends on budget."
Aww thanks, yeah it's nice to paddle now and then and just turn out to face the sea holding a friendly hand....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days...."
You can get 4 books for £10 from my local book stall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!
Love their stuff!!! X
I get loads of it free. My girl used one of the bath bombs recently but dipped her hair in! She's really blonde and it came out blue, pink and glittery! Spent ages combing the shit out but it was still blue
for school the next day.....
Oh bless her , I always get the Sakura bombs ! X
What are they? I'm a man rem_mber, even if this is technically supposed to be my field of work..... Xx"
One of their bath bombs lol , the scent of it stays on you all day it’s lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Deep end.
No idea on a Christmas gift, sorry. I am having a mare trying to make a Christmas gift list tonight."
How deep is deep, like open water shark attack deep....?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Walk in at the shallow end and swim to the deep end.
A How to keep a man happy book."
Good suggestion! Do they have one of those for guys on how to keep girls happy? I might benefit from a flick through.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!
Love their stuff!!! X
I get loads of it free. My girl used one of the bath bombs recently but dipped her hair in! She's really blonde and it came out blue, pink and glittery! Spent ages combing the shit out but it was still blue
for school the next day.....
Oh bless her , I always get the Sakura bombs ! X
What are they? I'm a man rem_mber, even if this is technically supposed to be my field of work..... Xx
One of their bath bombs lol , the scent of it stays on you all day it’s lovely x"
The scent of their factory stays on me all bloody day when I visit them.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Deep diving and underwater swimming.
Budget constraints?
Oooooh I bet you have flippers too! 
Webbed toes!
I agree a scented candle is a good call. "
Hawt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!
Love their stuff!!! X
I get loads of it free. My girl used one of the bath bombs recently but dipped her hair in! She's really blonde and it came out blue, pink and glittery! Spent ages combing the shit out but it was still blue
for school the next day.....
Oh bless her , I always get the Sakura bombs ! X
What are they? I'm a man rem_mber, even if this is technically supposed to be my field of work..... Xx
One of their bath bombs lol , the scent of it stays on you all day it’s lovely x
The scent of their factory stays on me all bloody day when I visit them.... "
Is it wrong that makes me want to smell you? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love the deep end!
A nice gift set from Lush x
I'm definitely a diver. Thanks, Lush is one of my customers, I can get that shiz for free - bargain!
Love their stuff!!! X
I get loads of it free. My girl used one of the bath bombs recently but dipped her hair in! She's really blonde and it came out blue, pink and glittery! Spent ages combing the shit out but it was still blue
for school the next day.....
Oh bless her , I always get the Sakura bombs ! X
What are they? I'm a man rem_mber, even if this is technically supposed to be my field of work..... Xx
One of their bath bombs lol , the scent of it stays on you all day it’s lovely x
The scent of their factory stays on me all bloody day when I visit them....
Is it wrong that makes me want to smell you? X"
Nothing is wrong my love |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days...."
You can get loads for a tenner.
Lush can be too scented for some. I'd put together a little pamper kit of non-scented, hypoallergenic things if you're going down the beauty route.
Shallow end to gauge the temperature and depth before diving in, especially if the last dive resulted in my cracking my head on the bottom.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days...."
I'll be honest, I don't quite understand the shallow paddling/deep end thing. It's late and I'm Aspie.
Look at Lily Flame candles, they are lovely and scented. You can get the medium ones in glass jars and they are really nice. Zara have lovely cheaper ones with a good throw as well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days....
You can get loads for a tenner.
Lush can be too scented for some. I'd put together a little pamper kit of non-scented, hypoallergenic things if you're going down the beauty route.
Shallow end to gauge the temperature and depth before diving in, especially if the last dive resulted in my cracking my head on the bottom.
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Wise as ever
One day I'm gonna take you swimming my love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days....
I'll be honest, I don't quite understand the shallow paddling/deep end thing. It's late and I'm Aspie.
Look at Lily Flame candles, they are lovely and scented. You can get the medium ones in glass jars and they are really nice. Zara have lovely cheaper ones with a good throw as well."
I’d be very pleased with a scented candle , Asda do some Yankee ones fairly cheap x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would get her a 9 inch dildo but failing that Yankee candle 
Never thought of a dildo but maybe I could stretch to a butt plug...?
Golden bullit handbag size !"
DC knows all about them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days....
I'll be honest, I don't quite understand the shallow paddling/deep end thing. It's late and I'm Aspie.
Look at Lily Flame candles, they are lovely and scented. You can get the medium ones in glass jars and they are really nice. Zara have lovely cheaper ones with a good throw as well."
Awww cool, thanks, I'm rubbish with presents, especially for girls....
Deep Vs shallow - just how you tend to live life? Do you like comfort and familiarity or are you an adventurous devil....? |
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"I would get her a 9 inch dildo but failing that Yankee candle
Never thought of a dildo but maybe I could stretch to a butt plug...?
I could never stretch to a butt plug.
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Lies!  |
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"I would get her a 9 inch dildo but failing that Yankee candle
Never thought of a dildo but maybe I could stretch to a butt plug...?
Golden bullit handbag size !
DC knows all about them "
Absofuckinglutely! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something "
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would get her a 9 inch dildo but failing that Yankee candle
Never thought of a dildo but maybe I could stretch to a butt plug...?
Golden bullit handbag size !"
Holy.... Woah, I was not expecting that level of knowledge.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days....
I'll be honest, I don't quite understand the shallow paddling/deep end thing. It's late and I'm Aspie.
Look at Lily Flame candles, they are lovely and scented. You can get the medium ones in glass jars and they are really nice. Zara have lovely cheaper ones with a good throw as well."
Lily Flame candles are lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something "
Awww, I feel you ref the heart thing, that's something I struggle with despite how I might appear.
I'm loving all these ideas, thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would get her a 9 inch dildo but failing that Yankee candle
Never thought of a dildo but maybe I could stretch to a butt plug...?
Golden bullit handbag size !
DC knows all about them
Absofuckinglutely!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shallow paddling.
What's your budget OP?
Not a bit of both Meli?
£10 but you'd can never get anything for a tenner these days....
I'll be honest, I don't quite understand the shallow paddling/deep end thing. It's late and I'm Aspie.
Look at Lily Flame candles, they are lovely and scented. You can get the medium ones in glass jars and they are really nice. Zara have lovely cheaper ones with a good throw as well.
Lily Flame candles are lovely "
YOU are lovely xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party. "
Are your gonna come out with us lickety, it'll be by the office? Xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Awww cool, thanks, I'm rubbish with presents, especially for girls....
Deep Vs shallow - just how you tend to live life? Do you like comfort and familiarity or are you an adventurous devil....? "
Ah I get it! Thanks. I'm probably a middler. Deep is good when I'm feeling brave, shallow is lovely and comfortable. It's good for the soul to brave the deep every now and again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party. "
mistaken for a little snack as you wander home hungrý or a wistful he loves me he loves me not of the petals whilst at the bus stop. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Awww cool, thanks, I'm rubbish with presents, especially for girls....
Deep Vs shallow - just how you tend to live life? Do you like comfort and familiarity or are you an adventurous devil....?
Ah I get it! Thanks. I'm probably a middler. Deep is good when I'm feeling brave, shallow is lovely and comfortable. It's good for the soul to brave the deep every now and again."
Yep, I think I turned a bit too fearless tbh..... |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"I vary between jumping in and paddling depending on my mood.
Lush is good, reed diffuser, scented candle, fizz, posh bath stuff, expensive chocolate.
Depends on budget.
Aww thanks, yeah it's nice to paddle now and then and just turn out to face the sea holding a friendly hand.... "
Then a big wave comes and you land on your butt! But it's ok because you're holding on! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I vary between jumping in and paddling depending on my mood.
Lush is good, reed diffuser, scented candle, fizz, posh bath stuff, expensive chocolate.
Depends on budget.
Aww thanks, yeah it's nice to paddle now and then and just turn out to face the sea holding a friendly hand....
Then a big wave comes and you land on your butt! But it's ok because you're holding on!"
Hahaha, I'd pictured wearing like rolled up jeans and paddling to our ankles, you were deeper in than me and probably a little more nekkid lololol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Neither, watching from the sidelines and assessing
* Pushes you in *
Just not ready!!! 
I hear you
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Come 'ere you....
(((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))
Big cwtch ^ |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party.
Are your gonna come out with us lickety, it'll be by the office? Xx"
 That would be hilarious! If it's going to be there I'll send you a different message about what to buy.
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"I vary between jumping in and paddling depending on my mood.
Lush is good, reed diffuser, scented candle, fizz, posh bath stuff, expensive chocolate.
Depends on budget.
Aww thanks, yeah it's nice to paddle now and then and just turn out to face the sea holding a friendly hand....
Then a big wave comes and you land on your butt! But it's ok because you're holding on!
Hahaha, I'd pictured wearing like rolled up jeans and paddling to our ankles, you were deeper in than me and probably a little more nekkid lololol"
Meeeeee? Nekkid? How rude! I had a knotted handkerchief on my head! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party.
mistaken for a little snack as you wander home hungrý or a wistful he loves me he loves me not of the petals whilst at the bus stop. "
Most of the soil spilt along the way. Then when I get home I leave it in the hallway next to the radiator and rem_mber it three weeks later when it is dead as the proverbial Dodo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party.
Are your gonna come out with us lickety, it'll be by the office? Xx
That would be hilarious! If it's going to be there I'll send you a different message about what to buy.
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What, I can't go to borough market lololol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I vary between jumping in and paddling depending on my mood.
Lush is good, reed diffuser, scented candle, fizz, posh bath stuff, expensive chocolate.
Depends on budget.
Aww thanks, yeah it's nice to paddle now and then and just turn out to face the sea holding a friendly hand....
Then a big wave comes and you land on your butt! But it's ok because you're holding on!
Hahaha, I'd pictured wearing like rolled up jeans and paddling to our ankles, you were deeper in than me and probably a little more nekkid lololol
Meeeeee? Nekkid? How rude! I had a knotted handkerchief on my head!"
Sexy af |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a diver with a tendency to dive into the shallow end and court disaster.
It's been 37 years and I still haven't mastered finesse. "
Haha better than paddling in the deep end.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party.
mistaken for a little snack as you wander home hungrý or a wistful he loves me he loves me not of the petals whilst at the bus stop.
Most of the soil spilt along the way. Then when I get home I leave it in the hallway next to the radiator and rem_mber it three weeks later when it is dead as the proverbial Dodo."
Dildo* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Neither, watching from the sidelines and assessing
* Pushes you in *
Just not ready!!!
I hear you
Come 'ere you....
(((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))
Big cwtch ^"
Thank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tend to do the squealing run away from the waves thing, no paddling/diving of any description unless its warm, and it never is in Britain. (Or in my heart)
A glamorous pot plant, like an orchid or something
I like the idea of that but I'd also be horrified that it would be dead by the time I got it home after the Christmas party.
mistaken for a little snack as you wander home hungrý or a wistful he loves me he loves me not of the petals whilst at the bus stop.
Most of the soil spilt along the way. Then when I get home I leave it in the hallway next to the radiator and rem_mber it three weeks later when it is dead as the proverbial Dodo."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Neither, watching from the sidelines and assessing
* Pushes you in *
Just not ready!!!
I hear you
Come 'ere you....
(((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))
Big cwtch ^
Thank you xx"
Yw, I'm here whenever x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared...... "
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Meeeeee? Nekkid? How rude! I had a knotted handkerchief on my head!
Sexy af
This almost sounds like a challenge! "
Sure, doesn't sound like I can really lose... |
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me "
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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Meeeeee? Nekkid? How rude! I had a knotted handkerchief on my head!
Sexy af
This almost sounds like a challenge!
Sure, doesn't sound like I can really lose... "
Not sure I can knot a tissue. I'll have to source a hanky. But I won't forget, when you least expect it...I'll surprise you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well "
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think.... 
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Meeeeee? Nekkid? How rude! I had a knotted handkerchief on my head!
Sexy af
This almost sounds like a challenge!
Sure, doesn't sound like I can really lose...
Not sure I can knot a tissue. I'll have to source a hanky. But I won't forget, when you least expect it...I'll surprise you."
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides.... "
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid |
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides....
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid "
Haha, yeah we used to have a proper laugh....! |
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides....
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid
Haha, yeah we used to have a proper laugh....! "
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides....
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid
Haha, yeah we used to have a proper laugh....!
I know, sigh "
Omg, you're saying I'm no fun now aren't you!!!! |
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides....
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid
Haha, yeah we used to have a proper laugh....!
I know, sigh
Omg, you're saying I'm no fun now aren't you!!!! "
It's coming back slowly.....I feel it....."cough" |
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides....
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid
Haha, yeah we used to have a proper laugh....!
I know, sigh
Omg, you're saying I'm no fun now aren't you!!!!
It's coming back slowly.....I feel it....."cough" "
You only ever used to laugh AT me anyway, just when I fucked up or if I got caught flirting with the wrong girl..... |
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides....
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid
Haha, yeah we used to have a proper laugh....!
I know, sigh
Omg, you're saying I'm no fun now aren't you!!!!
It's coming back slowly.....I feel it....."cough" "
Oh, and suck on something for that cough will you....! |
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"FFS, has OP had a bang on the head when I was away......wtf is going on!!!! I'm scared......
I'm feeling mellow and reflective, if you want a challenge then I did a post with about a million words in the other day....
I KNOW you still love me
Bugger....I did then stopped then did then stopped.....now....well
Did you find it, it was a masterpiece! I forget the title, I thought ppl wouldn't bother to read it all and most didn't but it still made 175 in about 2 hrs I think....
I did one on cars that competed in 46 minutes, that's my current record. I'm going for a broad but feminine audience today with Secret Santa, plus I thought Lickety is amazing and I just wanted to say something nice about her because she's always there for me with wise words and a brilliant grasp of my insides....
You know what I like this "you" I'm glad you've wobbled that head and our old mate is back....rem_mber the good ole days in the forums kid
Haha, yeah we used to have a proper laugh....!
I know, sigh
Omg, you're saying I'm no fun now aren't you!!!!
It's coming back slowly.....I feel it....."cough"
You only ever used to laugh AT me anyway, just when I fucked up or if I got caught flirting with the wrong girl..... "
Which was fcking often! |
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