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I'm giving someone a million quid
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.
Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted  "
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please pick me 
Nah
Ok
Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying"
So if I put out more can I have the million quid?
Wait..... would that make me a prozzy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please pick me
Nah
Ok
Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying
So if I put out more can I have the million quid?
Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?"
No, it would make you a rich prozzy |
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? "
When do you need my bank details  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details "
Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please |
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details
Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please"
I'm currently overdrawn so no problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please pick me
Nah
Ok
Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying
So if I put out more can I have the million quid?
Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?
No, it would make you a rich prozzy "
I can live with that (I think). Just don’t tell anyone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please pick me
Nah
Ok
Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying
So if I put out more can I have the million quid?
Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?
No, it would make you a rich prozzy
I can live with that (I think). Just don’t tell anyone "
Sure, just send a message to me from the super secret thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details
Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem "
Whens payday? asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please pick me
Nah
Ok
Sorry. Maybe if you put out more....just saying
So if I put out more can I have the million quid?
Wait..... would that make me a prozzy?
No, it would make you a rich prozzy
I can live with that (I think). Just don’t tell anyone
Sure, just send a message to me from the super secret thread "
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details
Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem
Whens payday? asking for a friend "
Saturday  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details
Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem
Whens payday? asking for a friend Saturday "
So is mine....now  |
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
I like this idea. You're leading the pack so far (see what i did there? When do you need my bank details
Straight away, just need the long card number, the expiry date and the security code on the back please I'm currently overdrawn so no problem
Whens payday? asking for a friend Saturday
So is mine....now "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, because I have this sword
Seriously not me, I don't want it 
Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine
How about swords?  "
........I'm listening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, because I have this sword
Seriously not me, I don't want it
Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine
How about swords?
........I'm listening "
No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, because I have this sword
Seriously not me, I don't want it
Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine
How about swords?
........I'm listening
No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning "
You were this close to getting it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, because I have this sword
Seriously not me, I don't want it
Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine
How about swords?
........I'm listening
No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning
You were this close to getting it "
I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, because I have this sword
Seriously not me, I don't want it
Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine
How about swords?
........I'm listening
No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning
You were this close to getting it
I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing? "
It doesn't matter, if you know, you know, if you don't, you don't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, because I have this sword
Seriously not me, I don't want it
Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine
How about swords?
........I'm listening
No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning
You were this close to getting it
I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing?
It doesn't matter, if you know, you know, if you don't, you don't "
I know nothing. Damn ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like it. I will share with the others and make them happy too, honest......
I don't like people, making them happy is of no interest to me"
In that case I will take it and embark on a mad party lifestyle, sex drugs and rock and roll. I will die young(ish) in some dark hovel and you won't need to bother yourself with the fact I'm happy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me, because I have this sword
Seriously not me, I don't want it
Reverse psychology wont work on me sunshine
How about swords?
........I'm listening
No, it is ok, I really don't want it and sword blades take a lot of cleaning
You were this close to getting it
I could do something with a sword for a million. What do you want doing?
It doesn't matter, if you know, you know, if you don't, you don't
I know nothing. Damn !"
Feel free to try again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like it. I will share with the others and make them happy too, honest......
I don't like people, making them happy is of no interest to me
In that case I will take it and embark on a mad party lifestyle, sex drugs and rock and roll. I will die young(ish) in some dark hovel and you won't need to bother yourself with the fact I'm happy. "
Selfish reasons. Its a no, sorry |
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Will you just buy me a mobility scooter?
I'm 3 years into waiting for my PIP tribunal still and not got one.
I'd actually find it scary and weird to be a millionaire so not applying for the whole lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t need it, and therefore giving it to me would really fuck people off.
You don’t like people so it would be a wonderful statement of excess and spite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.
Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"
Dont give me it I'd just blow it all on classic cars and fast women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me. I will spend most of it on women, drink and partying although I have to admit I might waste the rest of it.
Try harder"
Oh dear. I did forget to mention the missionary work I intended to do in certain countries around the world.
And doggy, and......  |
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"Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"
Whilst grumpymcgrumpface definitely deserved to win, I would like to remind you of the existence of 'those' photographs.
I look forward to receiving the money by bank transfer by the close of business today.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?
Whilst grumpymcgrumpface definitely deserved to win, I would like to remind you of the existence of 'those' photographs.
I look forward to receiving the money by bank transfer by the close of business today.
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Look, I was a college student, I was young and broke and you promised they would stay private! |
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"It's going towards a free swinging back to nature site. Hot drinks, clothing and digging etc optional. In the Midlands. Leftover towards homeless help "
Dogging, not digging - though you could plant a few trees |
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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago
Near Wellingborough |
Buy a nice big house to home all the unwanted dogs and be able to hire some help too. I could call it "swingers made my dogs happy"
Pity I'm not more of a cat person, missing a trick with that name :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need it because I’m getting married, and a million euro would put a dent in the bill for a modern wedding.
Next I’ll need to find a lucky forumite willing to marry me |
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A Norfolk children's hospice, for whom I do some work with, would very much appreciate that kind of sum as a generous donation.
I'll ensure you receive public plaudits if that's your sort of thing... |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
I'll have it.
Id Spend it on a fab mini jet or helicopter dedicated to bringing the Northern and Southern fabbers and all the far flung hotties who fancy eachother together to meet instead forever flirting in the forums
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.
Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"
Don't give it to me I don't want it. I don't want a penny I haven't earned.
I inherited money once and I gave it away.
But that's just me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have it.
Id Spend it on a fab mini jet or helicopter dedicated to bringing the Northern and Southern fabbers and all the far flung hotties who fancy eachother together to meet instead forever flirting in the forums
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Can't we just run away together? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.
Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"
Because you're my puppy and you don't want to sleep in the kennel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted "
Yeah, you should give it to Grumpy for the doggos. Not the other thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me .
Why ??
Because I can go and fulfill my dream of buying shitloads of land and opening a homeless doggo centre .
And those Pioneer CDJS I've always wanted
Yeah, you should give it to Grumpy for the doggos. Not the other thing. "
He can have the Pioneer as long as he plays dog themed music. Who let the dogs out, snoop dogg, that type of thing |
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"I've won the euro millions and because I'm such a generous person, I'm giving a million pound of it away to a lucky forumite.
Who wants it? but more importantly, why should I give it to you?"
Would buy some buildings for shelters for the homeless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest mate everyone on here is in a better state of welfare than others in the world christmas is coming up if I was you I'd be looking on helping people who are going to be alone at Christmas an these cold winter nights just a little bit good to a person can make a massive difference to someone's life.
Best of luck pal |
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