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over a year ago
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A father bull and his young son are stood on a hill overlooking a fiels of cows.
"Dad, dad, let's run down into the field and fuck one of those cows" said the young son
The father bull replied "No son, we'll walk down and fuck them all!"
Now that's wisdom!!  |
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"........ have to be before you can give sage advice ?
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Sage enjoys a sunny position in a well-drained, fertile soil... it grows well in pots, but be careful not to over water if the containers do not have good drainage. |
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"A father bull and his young son are stood on a hill overlooking a fiels of cows.
"Dad, dad, let's run down into the field and fuck one of those cows" said the young son
The father bull replied "No son, we'll walk down and fuck them all!"
Now that's wisdom!! "
Sadly , I liked that |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !
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dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
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But Gwanny surely as longevity and life experience are not commodities that everyone gathers in equal proportion, therefore dispensing sage-like wisdom must be relative to the perceived intellectual status of an individual within a peer group situation…….
Or I could be talking bollix….  |
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i always thought at 35 i wasnt ready to give good an proper advice however in work i see young 22-25 yr olds given older ppl advice which they seem to respect
however i think this is the nature of my profession
i think on some aspects you need to live to give advice so id think you need be older than younger |
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"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !
dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven"
Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !
dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven
Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?"
tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about |
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"But Gwanny surely as longevity and life experience are not commodities that everyone gathers in equal proportion, therefore dispensing sage-like wisdom must be relative to the perceived intellectual status of an individual within a peer group situation…….
Or I could be talking bollix…. "
Uhmmmmmm are intellectualism and accrued knowledge dependent ? I dunno about that.
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"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !
dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven
Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about"
Are you Black Puddin Bertha? |
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Life is a cruel teacher. A child who has suffered bereavement of a parent or is undergoing some form of treatment is perhaps in a better position to offer advice to a child who has just suffered the same, than an adult. |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !
dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven
Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about
Are you Black Puddin Bertha?"
hell how did you know that  |
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"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !
dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven
Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about
Are you Black Puddin Bertha?hell how did you know that "
I can sniff barley at ten paces...... or 100 miles depending on where you are :P |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Look at the fingers cos the sage aint listenin' !
dear sage,if you are looking for a soul mate,according to popular believe,onion is your man,be carefull though hes an unfeeling git and can cause watering of the eyes,but if you hit it off,its a match made in heaven
Thanks. Can you explain 'hit it off' is this some sort of sexual practise ?tis an old yorkshire saying,practised by old folk from yorkshire,its not something we talk about
Are you Black Puddin Bertha?hell how did you know that
I can sniff barley at ten paces...... or 100 miles depending on where you are :P"
well thats my cover blown,(another thing we dont talk about)slinks off back to the pudding factory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive alwayus wanted to say this...
get a pic granny! 
I've always wanted to say....
How can such drivel spout forth from such divine lips ?"
ill take that as a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Uhmmmmmm are intellectualism and accrued knowledge dependent ? I dunno about that.
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No Gwanny I don't believe they are,,,,,
However I do believe that its common to find advisory situations where they are perceived as having a meaningful affiliation which add credibility to an individuals worth for dolling out so called words of wisdom ( rightly or wrongly)
But I'm more of the train of thought which follows that the age old adage that Good judgement come from bad experience .... init eh! |
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However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
Henry David Thoreau. |
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"However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
Henry David Thoreau."
Sell someone elses clothes and buy yourself more expensive ones.....
Granny Crumpet Thoreau. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"........ have to be before you can give sage advice ?
Chuck us an example of the wisdom of youth or age .....
ta x Depends on how much thyme you have  "
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
A man who I have great respect said these wise words to me..
Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
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"A man who I have great respect said these wise words to me..
Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
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If there was a prize... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ok i'm feeling pretty stupid today.. is there a difference in 'sage advice' to just normal advice??
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.... for sage read saga, it will then become clearer.  |
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