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Describe yourself in rhyme...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a profile deepblue,
Whose contents was viewed by but a few.
Devoid of sky remotes, very few pics got womens votes
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My name is Granny
With a capital G
I still love my fanny
And use it with Glee
I used to be crumpet
But those days are no more
I've an arse like a spud sack
And tits on the floor
But that doesn't stop me
Nor does it scare men
We fuck and we like it
Then do it again
My mind is like magic
It still does the trick
And the die that I die
Is the day there's no dick.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yo yo, it's Nip - P....
You can't touch - ME....
(unless I want you to, but watch out for the sticky stuff in my pants, coz you might get attached)
Oh - KEY....
Do - KEY....
Peace innit *mic drop*.....
(Sounded so much better in my head, I swear, a bit like Snap....) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ZipperDown is my handle on Fab, and I'm a pleasant and well wishing lad.
I want me some like minded and kinky, fab ladies who will play with my winky.
So far I've met only the one, although we had plenty of fun.
I'm still on the look and still horny as fook, wont 1 local girl play with my bum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm dorky and sweet
A curvy treat
I'm a woman that likes meat
And by meat I mean penis
2 + 2 = 4
Wow
I am genius
You can have my penis
Smooth as fuck! "
Shakespearean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm dorky and sweet
A curvy treat
I'm a woman that likes meat
And by meat I mean penis
2 + 2 = 4
Wow
I am genius
You can have my penis
Smooth as fuck!
Shakespearean "
If you'd said penius, she'd probs have broken her no meet rule... |
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