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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My pits are hairy, and so is my Mary"

Over to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a profile deepblue,

Whose contents was viewed by but a few.

Devoid of sky remotes, very few pics got womens votes

But hey...theres always the forums as plan B.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

We would but don't really have time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I poop

On company time

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm Mr Aitch, I like to bake

Sausage rolls and carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An angel appears with one wing

He looked a peculiar thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""My pits are hairy, and so is my Mary"

Over to you

"
A Musician by trade and seldom get laid so tried a wee bit of that twerking......Christ what a farce fell flat on my arse so usually relieve myself jerking

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My name is Granny

With a capital G

I still love my fanny

And use it with Glee

I used to be crumpet

But those days are no more

I've an arse like a spud sack

And tits on the floor

But that doesn't stop me

Nor does it scare men

We fuck and we like it

Then do it again

My mind is like magic

It still does the trick

And the die that I die

Is the day there's no dick.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fuck it....

The DAY that I die.

Brain quicker than fingers soz

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Keeley's flirting is shit,

Good job her bj's are a hit!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

The only hair red is the hair on my head x

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I searched for a man

That possibly can

Light my fire

My one desire

Witty banter I seek

And where I can peek

Under that outrageously placed towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo yo, it's Nip - P....

You can't touch - ME....

(unless I want you to, but watch out for the sticky stuff in my pants, coz you might get attached)

Oh - KEY....

Do - KEY....

Peace innit *mic drop*.....

(Sounded so much better in my head, I swear, a bit like Snap....)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am Breakfast,

A waffle to devour,

A square of flour,

Pour syrup on me,

And I’m yours for the hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am here as angelic eyes

With a great big arse and thick juicy thighs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm dorky and sweet

A curvy treat

I'm a woman that likes meat

And by meat I mean penis

2 + 2 = 4

Wow

I am genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm dorky and sweet

A curvy treat

I'm a woman that likes meat

And by meat I mean penis

2 + 2 = 4

Wow

I am genius "

You can have my penis

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm dorky and sweet

A curvy treat

I'm a woman that likes meat

And by meat I mean penis

2 + 2 = 4

Wow

I am genius

You can have my penis

Smooth as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ZipperDown is my handle on Fab, and I'm a pleasant and well wishing lad.

I want me some like minded and kinky, fab ladies who will play with my winky.

So far I've met only the one, although we had plenty of fun.

I'm still on the look and still horny as fook, wont 1 local girl play with my bum?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Good work poetic people, I've been laughing out loud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm dorky and sweet

A curvy treat

I'm a woman that likes meat

And by meat I mean penis

2 + 2 = 4

Wow

I am genius

You can have my penis

Smooth as fuck! "

Shakespearean

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By *illybare partyMan over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

I'm a chubby geek

Who's a bit of a freak

Not for the weak

But for those who seek

I aim to misbehave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm dorky and sweet

A curvy treat

I'm a woman that likes meat

And by meat I mean penis

2 + 2 = 4

Wow

I am genius

You can have my penis

Smooth as fuck!

Shakespearean

If you'd said penius, she'd probs have broken her no meet rule...

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