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over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?  "
Well going to buy a bloody pork pie now... |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Mibe is imagining you eating a pork pie"
Think barnyard animal with head in trough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmm, pork pie quartered with a smudge of American mustard on the side, heaven!
Highlight of my day will be 5pm, when I sit down and chill after tidying the house. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm, pork pie quartered with a smudge of American mustard on the side, heaven!
Highlight of my day will be 5pm, when I sit down and chill after tidying the house. "
Yeah, I’m still “tidying”. Having a reward for my work thus far. |
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today? "
Do you swallow the rubber that comes between the pastry and meat or do you spit it out ?
That part of the pie should be banned  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Do you swallow the rubber that comes between the pastry and meat or do you spit it out ?
That part of the pie should be banned "
I never spit. I swallow with gusto and glee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Do you swallow the rubber that comes between the pastry and meat or do you spit it out ?
That part of the pie should be banned "
But, that's the best part, especially when fresh out of the oven, with brown sauce obviously, I'm not a caveman! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Do you swallow the rubber that comes between the pastry and meat or do you spit it out ?
That part of the pie should be banned
But, that's the best part, especially when fresh out of the oven, with brown sauce obviously, I'm not a caveman!"
Word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Do you swallow the rubber that comes between the pastry and meat or do you spit it out ?
That part of the pie should be banned
I never spit. I swallow with gusto and glee."
Is Gusto and Glee some sort of sauce manufacturer? Like Lea & Perrins? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Settling down to watch Redzone with a hot water bottle on my feet.
Hot water bottle on feet? I’ve never thought of doing that. Mind blown. Brilliant!"
This time of year I've always got one on the go. Mine is pink and has pompoms  combine with a snuggly blanket and don't blame me if you fall asleep on the sofa, it's just cosy heaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahahaha iv just cut up and big pork pie and having some with a couple of sandwiches and a scotch egg
Great minds  "
And iv got a bottle of irn bru to wash it down with |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Do you swallow the rubber that comes between the pastry and meat or do you spit it out ?
That part of the pie should be banned
I never spit. I swallow with gusto and glee.
Is Gusto and Glee some sort of sauce manufacturer? Like Lea & Perrins?"
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It should be. Or a new sex toy brand. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Settling down to watch Redzone with a hot water bottle on my feet.
Hot water bottle on feet? I’ve never thought of doing that. Mind blown. Brilliant!
This time of year I've always got one on the go. Mine is pink and has pompoms combine with a snuggly blanket and don't blame me if you fall asleep on the sofa, it's just cosy heaven "
^^ life goals right here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahahaha iv just cut up and big pork pie and having some with a couple of sandwiches and a scotch egg
Great minds
And iv got a bottle of irn bru to wash it down with
You animal, you!"
Yeah cuz im a sexy beast |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hahahaha iv just cut up and big pork pie and having some with a couple of sandwiches and a scotch egg
Great minds
And iv got a bottle of irn bru to wash it down with
You animal, you!
Yeah cuz im a sexy beast "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahahaha iv just cut up and big pork pie and having some with a couple of sandwiches and a scotch egg
Great minds
And iv got a bottle of irn bru to wash it down with
You animal, you!
Yeah cuz im a sexy beast
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I prefer to lick not bite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Mibe is imagining you eating a pork pie
Think barnyard animal with head in trough. "
Filth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today? "
I love pork pies with egg inside, yummy. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Hahahaha iv just cut up and big pork pie and having some with a couple of sandwiches and a scotch egg
Great minds
And iv got a bottle of irn bru to wash it down with
You animal, you!
Yeah cuz im a sexy beast
I prefer to lick not bite "
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
Mibe is imagining you eating a pork pie
Think barnyard animal with head in trough.
Filth "
IKR?! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
I love pork pies with egg inside, yummy. "
The Gala! Yeah! They’re great too. |
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"The corned beef slice warming in the oven which is going to sit on the cafetiere of coffee which I have just d*unk.
Or it might be the curry I will cook later.
Corned beef. Drools. "
It's not warmed up yet. Grab your car keys! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The corned beef slice warming in the oven which is going to sit on the cafetiere of coffee which I have just d*unk.
Or it might be the curry I will cook later.
Corned beef. Drools.
It's not warmed up yet. Grab your car keys! "
On my way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Settling down to watch Redzone with a hot water bottle on my feet.
Hot water bottle on feet? I’ve never thought of doing that. Mind blown. Brilliant!
This time of year I've always got one on the go. Mine is pink and has pompoms combine with a snuggly blanket and don't blame me if you fall asleep on the sofa, it's just cosy heaven
^^ life goals right here "
BTW hope you don't mind me saying but you're so cute you shouldn't be allowed to get away with it  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Settling down to watch Redzone with a hot water bottle on my feet.
Hot water bottle on feet? I’ve never thought of doing that. Mind blown. Brilliant!
This time of year I've always got one on the go. Mine is pink and has pompoms combine with a snuggly blanket and don't blame me if you fall asleep on the sofa, it's just cosy heaven
^^ life goals right here
BTW hope you don't mind me saying but you're so cute you shouldn't be allowed to get away with it "
That’s made me full body blush!!! I think you’ve got an awesome body, I was perving your lacy bodyshot pic. Delicious!!
Thank you for your lovely compliment. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Settling down to watch Redzone with a hot water bottle on my feet.
Hot water bottle on feet? I’ve never thought of doing that. Mind blown. Brilliant!
This time of year I've always got one on the go. Mine is pink and has pompoms combine with a snuggly blanket and don't blame me if you fall asleep on the sofa, it's just cosy heaven
^^ life goals right here
BTW hope you don't mind me saying but you're so cute you shouldn't be allowed to get away with it
That’s made me full body blush!!! I think you’ve got an awesome body, I was perving your lacy bodyshot pic. Delicious!!
Thank you for your lovely compliment. X"
It's your face, chick. Your body's beautiful for sure but you've got an angelic face. Just all kinds of wow |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Settling down to watch Redzone with a hot water bottle on my feet.
Hot water bottle on feet? I’ve never thought of doing that. Mind blown. Brilliant!
This time of year I've always got one on the go. Mine is pink and has pompoms combine with a snuggly blanket and don't blame me if you fall asleep on the sofa, it's just cosy heaven
^^ life goals right here
BTW hope you don't mind me saying but you're so cute you shouldn't be allowed to get away with it
That’s made me full body blush!!! I think you’ve got an awesome body, I was perving your lacy bodyshot pic. Delicious!!
Thank you for your lovely compliment. X
It's your face, chick. Your body's beautiful for sure but you've got an angelic face. Just all kinds of wow "
Lucky photos. I’m gurning in the rest of them.
But seriously, thank you. That’s the loveliest thing to say. |
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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today? "
I’ve not reached my climax yet but I’m seriously considering eating some chocolate later I’ve got a chocolate for four weeks as part of my diet so hoping I get proper excited  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
What has been/or will be the climax of your day today?
I’ve not reached my climax yet but I’m seriously considering eating some chocolate later I’ve got a chocolate for four weeks as part of my diet so hoping I get proper excited "
How excited exactly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a two hour nap. It's definitely going to be the highlight as I'm feeling sick and sorry for myself today so it was nice to sleep and forget about how awful I feel.
What kind of pork pie did you have? I had one a few weeks ago with apple chutney on top and it was awful and has put me off pork pies for a while |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I had a two hour nap. It's definitely going to be the highlight as I'm feeling sick and sorry for myself today so it was nice to sleep and forget about how awful I feel.
What kind of pork pie did you have? I had one a few weeks ago with apple chutney on top and it was awful and has put me off pork pies for a while "
Plain old original porkus pious. It was delish.
Sorry you’re poorly, may you be well again soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Coming indoors after washing the car in the freezing cold, it's so nice and warm in here! Yes, I am living the dream today... 
But at least the traces of your last victim are eradicated "
Hahahaha, that's reminds me of when my daughter got in the car one time and as we drove off she asked why I had size five footprints on my windscreen once.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Coming indoors after washing the car in the freezing cold, it's so nice and warm in here! Yes, I am living the dream today...
But at least the traces of your last victim are eradicated
Hahahaha, that's reminds me of when my daughter got in the car one time and as we drove off she asked why I had size five footprints on my windscreen once.... "
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Coming indoors after washing the car in the freezing cold, it's so nice and warm in here! Yes, I am living the dream today...
But at least the traces of your last victim are eradicated
Hahahaha, that's reminds me of when my daughter got in the car one time and as we drove off she asked why I had size five footprints on my windscreen once.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a two hour nap. It's definitely going to be the highlight as I'm feeling sick and sorry for myself today so it was nice to sleep and forget about how awful I feel.
What kind of pork pie did you have? I had one a few weeks ago with apple chutney on top and it was awful and has put me off pork pies for a while
Plain old original porkus pious. It was delish.
Sorry you’re poorly, may you be well again soon!"
I think I'll stick with the trusted original from now on! You can't go wrong really! And thank you lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Coming indoors after washing the car in the freezing cold, it's so nice and warm in here! Yes, I am living the dream today...
But at least the traces of your last victim are eradicated
Hahahaha, that's reminds me of when my daughter got in the car one time and as we drove off she asked why I had size five footprints on my windscreen once....
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"They're too small to be your feet Daddy, and too large to be mine....!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
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We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes. |
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes. "
OMG I want a giant tube of smarties now! It's the right tine of year and everything... |
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By *stella OP Woman
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes.
OMG I want a giant tube of smarties now! It's the right tine of year and everything..."
*takes a bow*
Estella, bringer of your climax. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes. "
I've never had Smarties - do the different colours have different flavours? |
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By *stella OP Woman
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes.
I've never had Smarties - do the different colours have different flavours?"
No, they’re just chocolate flavoured. You can’t taste the outer coating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes.
I've never had Smarties - do the different colours have different flavours?
No, they’re just chocolate flavoured. You can’t taste the outer coating. "
Oh I love the orange ones though. They are orange flavoured |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes.
I've never had Smarties - do the different colours have different flavours?
No, they’re just chocolate flavoured. You can’t taste the outer coating.
Oh I love the orange ones though. They are orange flavoured "
Have they ever done a tube of just the orange ones? I'd buy them right now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suddenly craving Smarties which is odd because I'm not 5 years old and I don't have a sweet tooth. I cam see a trip to co op being an essential part of what might be a highlight of today though.
We have a family friend, called Gabriel (so pretty much the Angel Gabriel) who Christmases with my family every year. Dear family friend, and he’s been Christmasing with us since I was knee high. He brings a super large tube of Smarties every year as his arrival present for me and my sister. It’s the only time of the year I eat Smarties and I bloody love it. May your Smarties craving be quenched and may your evening be filled with climaxes.
I've never had Smarties - do the different colours have different flavours?
No, they’re just chocolate flavoured. You can’t taste the outer coating. "
Now chocolate, I like - I may try some. I thought they were fruit flavoured, like Skittles. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I don’t believe orange Smarties are orange flavoured? Really?!
Are you really serious??
Genuinely! I had no idea.
They're the best bit..."
I’ll save you mine this year. I’ve gone 40odd years oblivious! |
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Keeping the food theme going, but a lovely mixed roast earlier. Haven't had one for ages, so treated myself to some black forest gateaux for dessert, complete with very boozy cherries... just the ticket! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Highlights today:
Warming up by going to bed on a damp and cold afternoon under our cosy duvet and making sexy love.
Followed by a dinner of chicken in white sauce with egg fried rice, very nice."
I. Want. Sexy. Love. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Keeping the food theme going, but a lovely mixed roast earlier. Haven't had one for ages, so treated myself to some black forest gateaux for dessert, complete with very boozy cherries... just the ticket!"
Drools. |
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
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Ohh could murder one now! Sitting dowm with a share bag of Cadbury's buttons after grafting on the house all day btw im not sharing  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have reached the climax of my day, I’m eating a pork pie.
Ohh could murder one now! Sitting dowm with a share bag of Cadbury's buttons after grafting on the house all day btw im not sharing "
Enjoy your buttons! |
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Ohhh I love a pork and pickle pie! Also eaten alongside a wincingly strong cheddar is a delight
Think I've peaked already. Ate a fish supper with a glass of wine slumped on the sofa with the family watching last night's strictly. Now I have to do the ironing and tidy up once the kids are in bed 
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For those from North Shropshire...around whitchurch
There's a small private enterprise that do only pork pies, it'll be one of the best ones you'll encounter..
They're not just any pork pie
They're a Powell's of Whitchurch pork pie... |
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By *stella OP Woman
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"Ohhh I love a pork and pickle pie! Also eaten alongside a wincingly strong cheddar is a delight
Think I've peaked already. Ate a fish supper with a glass of wine slumped on the sofa with the family watching last night's strictly. Now I have to do the ironing and tidy up once the kids are in bed
Mrs TMN x"
Good peak to have had! I’m in a roast chicken coma now! |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
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"For those from North Shropshire...around whitchurch
There's a small private enterprise that do only pork pies, it'll be one of the best ones you'll encounter..
They're not just any pork pie
They're a Powell's of Whitchurch pork pie... "
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