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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And want to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.
What 3 things do you buy?
Mine is a bunch of bananas, box of magnums and a tube of KY.
Have some fun....and go!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And want to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.
What 3 things do you buy?
Mine is a bunch of bananas, box of magnums and a tube of KY.
Have some fun....and go!
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LOL I love that... so funny |
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Cheap, nasty booze
Vaseline
Cucumber
Powdered baby milk.
Then, when they ring up the totals, tell the cashier I don't have enough money. Stare long and hard at all the items, and tell them to put back the kids formula.
3 items, deep uncomfortable silence. |
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"Cheap, nasty booze
Vaseline
Cucumber
Powdered baby milk.
Then, when they ring up the totals, tell the cashier I don't have enough money. Stare long and hard at all the items, and tell them to put back the kids formula.
3 items, deep uncomfortable silence. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've recently discovered that my local Tesco has a Tuesday night cruising pick up time... so I would need to pick up a packet of condoms lube and a hot guy if he catches my attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shame it's not aldi, much more fun with items there.
Pregnancy test kit
Chainsaw
2 wedding rings
Or
Adult nappies
Prune juice
Stool softener
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At Lidl I could do baby oil, a cucumber and ratchet straps. |
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"And want to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.
What 3 things do you buy?
Mine is a bunch of bananas, box of magnums and a tube of KY.
Have some fun....and go!
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as a Tesco till bitch I have seen it all and heard worst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be a cashier, I got challenged once to fondle and oooh over any phallic shaped vegetables that came through the till. I did it for about an hour. People just looked at me like I was nuts   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lol some of these are awsome.
48 rolls of toilet paper, anti-diahrrea medication and a box of adult diapers.
And be real nervous/fidgety while paying. |
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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago
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Gaffa tape
Lube
Condoms
Cashier "Do you want a receipt?"
Customer "No thanks, don't want a paper trace"
I work for a supermarket not many things shock me now, it's more what you say when buying the stuff...
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