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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I've not done one of these for a while so it's that time again!
Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance!
Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message!
What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a date together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sorted for next week, but taking bookings after that.....
.... apply with the words "you're pretty" and I'll see what I can do... ....I love you 
(Please see the sarcasm in this message, please...!  )
Nip x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am currently drowning in "fuck me" messages.
But if any women would like to message me, i would appreciate it.
Derbyshire women need not apply, I have standards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take me out 
Like.....with a rifle? 
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Just wanted to clarify, there was a big misunderstanding the last time someone asked me to take then out.
I'm not going to prison again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours "
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique "
I don't know the right technique then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.
Not necessarily in that order...
(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt) |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique
I don't know the right technique then "
Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique
I don't know the right technique then
Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!"
I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique
I don't know the right technique then
Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!
I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm "
Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique
I don't know the right technique then
Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!
I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm
Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it"
Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!
Or maybe I'm the opposite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique
I don't know the right technique then
Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!
I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm
Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it"
This made me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands, can cook, cannot lick my own elbow but I'll lick yours
Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique
I don't know the right technique then
Neither do I. But I will admit to just trying!
I just had a quick go too and I can lick about half way down my forearm
Put your left hand under your right arm pit and put the elbow on a table then lean your head over and you can lick your elbow. Takes a little stretching but you can do it
Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!
Or maybe I'm the opposite!"
I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
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Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!
Or maybe I'm the opposite!
I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue "
Maybe you have long arms...you are quite tall!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!
Or maybe I'm the opposite!
I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue
Maybe you have long arms...you are quite tall! "
It's frustrating me now haha I wanna be able to do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hold open doors
I pull out chairs
I pay for dinner ( non of this going Dutch shit )
Old school geezer..looking to wine, dine and 69...
I may not win any beuty contests but if your ever in trouble, you know I'll be there for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.
Not necessarily in that order...
(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt)"
The other way round surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match 
Bloody impossible
But you tried "
Yeh, points for effort? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could definitely chill out a bit today. I'm located in South West London, looking for someone to have a nice chat with. Although I'm also pretty hungover, so I'd rather not drink more. So a cafe meeting more than a pub meeting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, you have either a long tongue, long neck or small arms!
Or maybe I'm the opposite!
I can barely get to the crease in my arm like this haha. Must have a small tongue
Maybe you have long arms...you are quite tall!
It's frustrating me now haha I wanna be able to do it!"
Keep trying, you can do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know that almost everyone can lick their elbow. It's just a case of using the right technique
I don't know the right technique then "
I have a friend who can do it, but he's a contortionist who can pop his shoulders completely out of the socket. I think I'll keep my elbows unlicked rather than try that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure many from my area read these threads but here goes.
I'm looking for giggles and snuggles and mind-blowing sex with a nice articulate man. "
I can offer giggles and snuggles. If that interests you at all |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"I'm not sure many from my area read these threads but here goes.
I'm looking for giggles and snuggles and mind-blowing sex with a nice articulate man. "
I'll blow in your ear if it helps |
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"Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.
Not necessarily in that order...
(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt)"
Darn, I don't drink booze 
KM |
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Although it does seem to be a but light on the ladies here, I'll throw my hat into the ring as well.
I'm in Redditch, that well-known hub of the universe, looking for good company and sensual experiences |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Not what I was expecting, but bought a laugh imagining all trying to lick their elbows.... if you manage it your a match
Bloody impossible
But you tried
Yeh, points for effort?"
The fact that we both tried probably says a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall lean and louche gentleman (tart) from that London seeks woman of wit and erudition for meaningful weekend long relationship, bondage and tequila.
Not necessarily in that order...
(Bondage is optional, tequila isnt)
Darn, I don't drink booze
KM"
Tequila isn't booze. It's cactus based goodness. Basically one of your 5 a day... |
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I'll throw my ring into the hat.
Looking for a fella, ideally one with a pulse but I can work round that if required, for a brew, a natter and a laugh and potentially an all-expenses-paid golden ticket into my knickers if all goes well. It's a bit like Willy Wonka but without all the industrial injuries and resulting compo claims.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll throw my ring into the hat.
Looking for a fella, ideally one with a pulse but I can work round that if required, for a brew, a natter and a laugh and potentially an all-expenses-paid golden ticket into my knickers if all goes well. It's a bit like Willy Wonka but without all the industrial injuries and resulting compo claims.
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Can you imagine the tabloids? 5 kids lured by sweeties die in horror factory of death.
"there'll be no glass elevators where your going my purple suited chum, cuff him sargent" |
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"I'll throw my ring into the hat.
Looking for a fella, ideally one with a pulse but I can work round that if required, for a brew, a natter and a laugh and potentially an all-expenses-paid golden ticket into my knickers if all goes well. It's a bit like Willy Wonka but without all the industrial injuries and resulting compo claims.
Can you imagine the tabloids? 5 kids lured by sweeties die in horror factory of death.
"there'll be no glass elevators where your going my purple suited chum, cuff him sargent""
I don't think any died, they were just horribly mutilated. Where there's blame, there's a claim you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where are the nice guys in Warwickshire? Looking for a Fwb ideally. Someone to laugh with, cuddle with and who can make my knees go weak when he kisses me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall and curvy gentleman seeking woman that's still breathing (negotiable)."
This made me laugh a lot.
I'm in Fife, looking for a fwb, someone to spend some great times with, cuddles, kissing, going out, clubs, meals, well you get the picture I think. From a geographically challenged woman |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!
Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol
Waaahoooo!
(Smacks arse as we exit the room)"
Cheeky! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!
Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol
Waaahoooo!
(Smacks arse as we exit the room)
Cheeky! "
Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!
Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol
Waaahoooo!
(Smacks arse as we exit the room)
Cheeky!
Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X"
Calm yourself perv boy!
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!
Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol
Waaahoooo!
(Smacks arse as we exit the room)
Cheeky!
Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X
Calm yourself perv boy!
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Boy??? Pffft.
Perv man. Please |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"If someone doesn't take me on a date soon I'm going to stamp my feet then throw myself on the floor and scream!
Get ya coat. You've pulled. Lol
Waaahoooo!
(Smacks arse as we exit the room)
Cheeky!
Yes it was - especially after giving it a hard squeeze too. X
Calm yourself perv boy!
Boy??? Pffft.
Perv man. Please "
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too. 
This is true lol
And that was my arse you just squeezed.
You sexy ass lady. X"
No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.
This is true lol
And that was my arse you just squeezed.
You sexy ass lady. X
No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper "
Well. Considering I'm a gentleman I'd happily catch you as you're falling. Showing you I'm a man you want to be around. Xx |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.
This is true lol
And that was my arse you just squeezed.
You sexy ass lady. X
No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper
Well. Considering I'm a gentleman I'd happily catch you as you're falling. Showing you I'm a man you want to be around. Xx"
I've got quite the large arse, I hope you've been working out |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"We're a perfect match. You're a big perv too.
This is true lol
And that was my arse you just squeezed.
You sexy ass lady. X
No, I sneezed and fell over, I used you to get back up, don't get carried away, I'm a gropee, not a groper
Well. Considering I'm a gentleman I'd happily catch you as you're falling. Showing you I'm a man you want to be around. Xx
I've got quite the large arse, I hope you've been working out "
Oh. You've seen the pic of my lifting skills.
I'll enjoy your 'large arse'. Xx |
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Well, I live in Exeter, own teeth and also own some hair. I am mostly working night shifts so nocturnal people will be impressed. I like living the good life and demand only the finest coffee, craft ales and victuals. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Could do with a pleasant distraction
Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?
There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline
It's ok. I've already been told to stop. "
And I told him off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could do with a pleasant distraction
Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?
There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline
It's ok. I've already been told to stop.
And I told him off! "
Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Could do with a pleasant distraction
Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?
There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline
It's ok. I've already been told to stop.
And I told him off!
Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight "
In the kennel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could do with a pleasant distraction
Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?
There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline
It's ok. I've already been told to stop.
And I told him off!
Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight
In the kennel!"
that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Could do with a pleasant distraction
Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?
There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline
It's ok. I've already been told to stop.
And I told him off!
Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight
In the kennel!
that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes "
I can't resist puppy dog eyes, get in bed then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could do with a pleasant distraction
Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?
There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline
It's ok. I've already been told to stop.
And I told him off!
Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight
In the kennel!
that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes
I can't resist puppy dog eyes, get in bed then"
Dont worry, there is definitely going to be doggy in bed tonight |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Could do with a pleasant distraction
Fancy a game of cards........strip poker?
There is a chill tonight.... I'll politely decline
It's ok. I've already been told to stop.
And I told him off!
Yup. I'm on the sofa tonight
In the kennel!
that's the closest emoji to puppy dog eyes
I can't resist puppy dog eyes, get in bed then
Dont worry, there is definitely going to be doggy in bed tonight "
Oh you stud muffin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think my line must be broken...
That is a damn shame, because from what I can see in your 15 Sept_mber pic, you are absolutely stunning!
Hope you find someone in your stocking for Christmas "
I'm going to put a fake leg in her Christmas stocking so theres no room for anything else |
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"I think my line must be broken...
That is a damn shame, because from what I can see in your 15 Sept_mber pic, you are absolutely stunning!
Hope you find someone in your stocking for Christmas
I'm going to put a fake leg in her Christmas stocking so theres no room for anything else "
You're mean! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
It’s not Sunday any more, but can I join in?
Not that I’m desperate of course.....ok, maybe just a little  .
I’ve been doing my own head in long enough - bout time someone shared that burden |
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"I think my bait has fallen off
I'm hooked....
Dammit, missed out again
His worm is big enough for both
Well, that's cheered me back up "
May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.
Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.
C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I think my bait has fallen off
I'm hooked....
Dammit, missed out again
His worm is big enough for both
Well, that's cheered me back up
May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra "
Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata |
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"I think my bait has fallen off
I'm hooked....
Dammit, missed out again
His worm is big enough for both
Well, that's cheered me back up
May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra
Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata "
I'm waiting to see  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I think my bait has fallen off
I'm hooked....
Dammit, missed out again
His worm is big enough for both
Well, that's cheered me back up
May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra
Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata
I'm waiting to see "
NIPPY, show us your chipolata! |
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"If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.
Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.
C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas. "
I'm sure they would date the living daylights out of you too |
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"I think my bait has fallen off
I'm hooked....
Dammit, missed out again
His worm is big enough for both
Well, that's cheered me back up
May I add not that I've seen in person...they do say the camera adds extra
Oh dear, maybe it's a chipolata
I'm waiting to see
NIPPY, show us your chipolata!"
Get it out for the girls...I dare you |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.
Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.
C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas.
I'm sure they would date the living daylights out of you too "
Until I bored them senseless with my emotional eulogies to mountains and rivers. Possibly mixed in with singing .
Seriously - alpacas and a dilapidated cottage on a remote hillside. You’ll love it |
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"If I didn’t live 4-6 hours away from them, there are people I would date the living daylights our of in this thread.
Only if they were cool with that, of course - itd ge creepy and immoral otherwise.
C’mon you lot - just give it all up and move to the wilds of Wales with a herd of alpacas.
I'm sure they would date the living daylights out of you too
Until I bored them senseless with my emotional eulogies to mountains and rivers. Possibly mixed in with singing .
Seriously - alpacas and a dilapidated cottage on a remote hillside. You’ll love it "
Ohhh alpacas....awwww |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Sorry I'm looking on Amazon to buy some alpaccas "
Bugger off - I started the alpaca thing. I get the first chance at winning Sparkle’s heart with weird looking animals on a remote hillside .
Unless you were referring to me, in which case - how lovely....our new life together will be very special |
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