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Girls- what would you do if you had a dick for a day
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over a year ago
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"Use it to make ALL my decisions... That's what you guys use it for, right?  "
Correct. Which channel to watch, what to have for dinner, which political party to vote for...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Helicopter for every single second 
Girls, Porky. He said girls, and you already have one.
I'm guessing you do a bit of windmilling yourself?"
No one had replied - I was helping a fella out
Any chance I get - I’m looking to go on dragons den - renewable penis energy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use it to make ALL my decisions... That's what you guys use it for, right?
Correct. Which channel to watch, what to have for dinner, which political party to vote for...
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It's why you give it a name, no-one wants a stranger controlling their entire life |
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over a year ago
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I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!!  |
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"I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!! "
Melted????  |
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"I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!!
Melted???? "
Yeah I wouldn't be a little bitch about my penis like all of you men are. I'd be sticking it under the grill to melt the cheese!! And you can squeeze my balls hard for some jizz juice. |
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"I would dress it up in cute costumes. Oh and I'd take a photo of it between a sliced brioche bun with melted cheese and tomato ketchup. My little hotdog buddy!!
Melted????
Yeah I wouldn't be a little bitch about my penis like all of you men are. I'd be sticking it under the grill to melt the cheese!! And you can squeeze my balls hard for some jizz juice. "
 You'd only do it once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it a good long one? I'd try to stick it in my own bum.
That can be painful
So I’ve heard
From a friend  "
It can be bloody impossible! Either you can bend it to your butt and it's too floppy to shove in OR it's stiff enough to shove in, but then you couldn't get the bend? 
Actually it MAY be possible...When on the flip and with the help of a shoehorn?
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over a year ago
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"I'd go fuck Dana2000, see how tight her pussy and ass feel?
If you need a second opinion on that  "
Ooooh Mr Monkey, I would value a further opinion from you |
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"I’d probably be really ungrateful and wish for my vagina back.
Being the proud owner of a strap on I can 90% say that ladies have the better sex deal. "
ahh lol
Now that statement should open up a big debate, lol |
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"I’d probably be really ungrateful and wish for my vagina back.
Being the proud owner of a strap on I can 90% say that ladies have the better sex deal. ahh lol
Now that statement should open up a big debate, lol"
Made a thread for it. |
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haha brilliant 
