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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bottle of Corona please....whats the catch? 
Will tell you after another 7  see i knew they werent free "
Im flush! Had my bonus and got a new beer fridge.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.
So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?"
You did spell that right?  |
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"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.
So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?
You did spell that right? "
To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.
So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?
You did spell that right?
To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late."
I was worried you might want me to rub my cock over a 4 wheeled sweetish estate car for a minute. |
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"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.
So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?
You did spell that right?
To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late.
I was worried you might want me to rub my cock over a 4 wheeled sweetish estate car for a minute. "
Whatever tickles your fancy....... but can you do it after my vulva... break dust is a bitch to get off the clit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not stupid... I'm only accepting the free beer if there's something in it (not in the beer) for me.
So, will you rub your cock up and down my vulva whilst I drink the beer?
You did spell that right?
To the best of my knowledge I did... though it is getting late.
I was worried you might want me to rub my cock over a 4 wheeled sweetish estate car for a minute.
Whatever tickles your fancy....... but can you do it after my vulva... break dust is a bitch to get off the clit."
How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?
Oh and i would prefer the vulva any day to a volvo.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing is free!
Free love, free air, free hanging balls
Ok a Bud and a cold oner from the back but keep your balls in your pants thanks. "
Here you are ice cold too. Nothing like having a big beer fridge that holds it at 1 deg C |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?
Come around, I'll show ya'  "
Oo your a sweet talker you are! Im intrigued enough to find out though i would bet your clit has not seen break dust by choice. |
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How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?
Come around, I'll show ya'
Oo your a sweet talker you are! Im intrigued enough to find out though i would bet your clit has not seen break dust by choice. "
There must be break dust........... there's no way anyone can make this many skid marks and not make break dust.
So, how long will it take you to get here my sweet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How........ err Fuck!!!! Ok when and what the fuck were you doing to get break dust on your clit?
Come around, I'll show ya'
Oo your a sweet talker you are! Im intrigued enough to find out though i would bet your clit has not seen break dust by choice.
There must be break dust........... there's no way anyone can make this many skid marks and not make break dust.
So, how long will it take you to get here my sweet "
Wish you had asked before i started on a beer fridge!
Any taxi drivers in here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For god's sake man! Don't stop posting in here, they'll all know we are planning a booty call."
Im doin my best i was trying not to upset grandad!
You dont have fish do you? |
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"For god's sake man! Don't stop posting in here, they'll all know we are planning a booty call.
Im doin my best i was trying not to upset grandad!
You dont have fish do you? "
Yes... silver ones on the kitchen floor. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For god's sake man! Don't stop posting in here, they'll all know we are planning a booty call.
Im doin my best i was trying not to upset grandad!
You dont have fish do you?
Yes... silver ones on the kitchen floor."
I'll bring some bigger ones with me then. |
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"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.
Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.
I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!"
Fancy that. Ron's got the paper sheets to hand but nowhere to sit. Oh, sit, sorry. |
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"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.
Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.
I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!
My face is readily available. "
Have you got a big nose? If not can you hold a dildo in your teeth? |
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"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.
Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.
I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!
My face is readily available.
Have you got a big nose? If not can you hold a dildo in your teeth?"
I can do better.
yours
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"Half a shandy for me, then I'll be on my merry way.
Pork scratchings to add to it? Bags on the wall.
I'm only leaning on it as there's no where to sit!
My face is readily available.
Have you got a big nose? If not can you hold a dildo in your teeth?
I can do better.
yours
Pinocchio"
Now there's a thought.
Tell me you love me 12 times.... just make sure you say the last 3 slowly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? "
I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please
Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron"
Ice?
One min just need to check what that noise was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please
Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron
Ice?
One min just need to check what that noise was. "
Oh fuck not again, I'll be as bad as ever on the drink again.... I two cubes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please
Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron
Ice?
One min just need to check what that noise was. Oh fuck not again, I'll be as bad as ever on the drink again.... I two cubes please"
Just the cat from down the road pissin on the bins.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well after my near death experience I am opening the hard stuff. Anyone want a sniffta? I've been tee total since March, but after that drama I'll have a pint, Whisky please
Malt or blended? On my second and the andrex is in the freezer for later. I mix them both together my nerves are jangling Ron
Ice?
One min just need to check what that noise was. Oh fuck not again, I'll be as bad as ever on the drink again.... I two cubes please
Just the cat from down the road pissin on the bins. "
PPhheewwww thought it was a rat in the crisps, you have to admit it is a bit of a shit hole...... |
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