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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Me being the universes best fuck is cool and all but i wanna know how you rate your own skills in the fucking department
So mark yourself out of 100
Double dare ya   |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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It would depend on who I’m with. Some women I feel I can read what the like really easily and I feel like I’m really good at it. Occasionally though I find a woman where it’s fine but there just doesn’t seem to be that level of connection or chemistry and I feel pretty average.
Therefore it’s too difficult to give a single score to. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion 
What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating."
so tempted to do rate babs bumhole now  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion
What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating."
Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing |
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"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion
What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.
Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing "
WHAT!!!!!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion
What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.
Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing "
Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion
What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.
Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing
Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link. "
Is it a cute glass one?  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Are we rating everything today? I rate my boobs a gazillion
What's your vagina and bumhole like though? That's what you should really be rating.
Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing
Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link. "
You just keep on giving Meli!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing
Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.
Is it a cute glass one? "
It is! How do you know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both in good working order and after watching the anal prolapse thingy, it’s going to stay that way. Thank you Meli for sharing
Oooo! I found the perfect item for you. You can buy rosebud butt plugs so you can have the rosebud without the prolapse. I will send you a link.
Is it a cute glass one?
It is! How do you know? "
Its been on my wishlist for a while haha |
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Really? I'd give you one...
You may find yourself dissapointed.
Practice makes perfect
Tried that unfortunately.
You're making this very hard you know..."
If the thought of dissapointing sex makes you hard, that's on you mate |
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"2
Really? I'd give you one...
You may find yourself dissapointed.
Practice makes perfect
Tried that unfortunately.
You're making this very hard you know...
If the thought of dissapointing sex makes you hard, that's on you mate "
Don't you kink shame me! |
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"2
Really? I'd give you one...
You may find yourself dissapointed.
Practice makes perfect
Tried that unfortunately.
You're making this very hard you know...
If the thought of dissapointing sex makes you hard, that's on you mate
Don't you kink shame me! "
Sorry! Shame on me. I should be grateful some are into it or I'd never get laid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a clap-a-monitor. So a group of at least 6 people to sit on the sides and clap as and when they feel like it.
Audience participation is not permitted.
Clap that ball to the top and the light goes off and it sirens, 'you've hit the bullseye!!!' It's the most efficient way to keep score I find. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me being the universes best fuck is cool and all but i wanna know how you rate your own skills in the fucking department
So mark yourself out of 100
Double dare ya "
If with the right person, I would give it 99.75%. Its the total package I am good at. From kissing with a lot of passion
to sensual massages. Not just fucking
The .25% is room for improvement  |
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