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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone mentioning "fun" on their profile"
I had someone ask what fun things there were to do in Reading recently so I told them a few things that were available and they said they meant sex.
Well fucking well say sex then  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately "
I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.
I think this makes me weird.
I'm totally with you on the tongue thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything "ilf".
Long profiles that are stories about what they want to do. Sounds like they are fucking their keyboards at that point.
And guys giving the finger. It just sends the wrong message straight off about that chip they may have on their shoulder. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately
I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.
I think this makes me weird.
I'm totally with you on the tongue thing."
I have no idea why grown men think sending a photo of them with their tongue out is a good look  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately
I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.
I think this makes me weird.
I'm totally with you on the tongue thing."
You say both ! You monster !  |
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A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time. |
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"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately "
Dinner time is 12:00
Tea time is 17:00
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything "ilf".
Long profiles that are stories about what they want to do. Sounds like they are fucking their keyboards at that point.
And guys giving the finger. It just sends the wrong message straight off about that chip they may have on their shoulder. "
Someone called me a gilf today. Tosser |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time."
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.
I think this makes me weird.
I'm totally with you on the tongue thing.
You say both ! You monster ! "
I know! I also say lunch.
But not supper (unless it's a cream cracker at midnight because you're peckish)
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"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately
Dinner time is 12:00
Tea time is 17:00
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And if you're peckish later on...supper around 21.00 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time."
If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.
That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Closet racism. Bi-phobia. And above all impatience. Sending us question marks drives us insane!! Why can’t folks just chill out. Don’t they have lives to live too? |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
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Yum yum? TF was wrong with him?
That's a type of doughnut!
And even if it wasn't....weird |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.
If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.
That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it. "
What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way  |
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"I'm a nightmare. When I look at the pics I spend more time looking at the rest of their house around them and if it looks untidy it puts me off.
Oh, and I call it tea too  "
With you on this. The state of some peoples homes |
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"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.
If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.
That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.
What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way "
and hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Breakfast dinner tea. And supper if good lol. K
No
What you meant to say was;
Breakfast, LUNCH, Dinner
then sometimes Supper as a late night snack
Simples
Del"
Yes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered."
Pants at knees 
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.
If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.
That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.
What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way and hehe "
I knew someone who said hehe a lot in messages. They are no longer in my life  |
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P"
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh  |
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"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.
If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.
That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.
What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way and hehe
I knew someone who said hehe a lot in messages. They are no longer in my life "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When women describe their bodies as curvy but they're just fat"
Yep.
And men describing their bodies as curvy. Why? You’re not a bloody woman. You don’t have curves. Just say you’re large. |
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"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately
I say both. Tea is simple, generally served at home or maybe a cafe and eaten before 6.30. Dinner requires more effort and can be at home or in a restaurant.
I think this makes me weird.
I'm totally with you on the tongue thing.
I have no idea why grown men think sending a photo of them with their tongue out is a good look "
Recently I've noticed a spawning event must be happening, as I've noticed so many men doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When women describe their bodies as curvy but they're just fat
Yep.
And men describing their bodies as curvy. Why? You’re not a bloody woman. You don’t have curves. Just say you’re large."
I like to think Ive got curves, maybe lats or delts or arms But still count ! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh "
Sounds like a plan to me!
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P"
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye "
You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye
You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*
P "
Only if you were 2 years younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye
You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*
P
Only if you were 2 years younger "
I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye
You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*
P
Only if you were 2 years younger
I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!
P"
Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers I feel the wisdom.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye
You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*
P
Only if you were 2 years younger
I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!
P
Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers I feel the wisdom.."
Huzzah! All you need to do now is add "NotSo" to the start of your profile name and we're onto a winner
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye
You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*
P
Only if you were 2 years younger
I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!
P
Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers I feel the wisdom..
Huzzah! All you need to do now is add "NotSo" to the start of your profile name and we're onto a winner
P"
Aww dam I forgot about the profile name ! Curse my youth  will have to just use my wonderfully detailed imagination hahah |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x
Even worse: nawty.
No. Just... no.
Oh God, that's even more cringeworthy x"
Someone put nawty in a veri for me ~ never displayed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I also add naked men's cock pics while they are still wearing socks
Yes, or with rubbish underpants just shoved round their knees like they couldn't be bothered.
Pants at knees
I'm not even kidding, I had to crop one of our pics coz Bs undies were at his knees. I wouldn't mind but it was me that lowered and left them there whilst gaining access to his cock for a nosh. I just couldn't handle seeing them there
P
Problem solved. Instead of calling it dinner or tea let's just call it nosh
Sounds like a plan to me!
P
All I’m favour of Nosh !? Aye
You would be if my mouth was round your... *slaps own face and brings herself back to her usual no under 30s self*
P
Only if you were 2 years younger
I'd have just turned 40 and excited about the "naughty forties" among the realisation that I've probably lived over half my life already!
P
Wooahhhh magically I’ve turned 34 ! The gods answered my prayers I feel the wisdom..
Huzzah! All you need to do now is add "NotSo" to the start of your profile name and we're onto a winner
P
Aww dam I forgot about the profile name ! Curse my youth will have to just use my wonderfully detailed imagination hahah "
And I'll become dyslexic so the name won't matter
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Snapchat filters, and clever angles, just be honest about what you look like, as you'll turn up and look nowt like their pics."
Bunny ears and other stupid filters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not the usual ones on here but the quirky ones that put you off someone, whether it’s after talking to them or on looking at their profile.
What preferences do you have?
I’m put off anyone who says tea instead of dinner.
And anyone with a photo of themselves sticking their tongue out is binned immediately "
When they say chavs, or scally lads only. I mean it's just not cricket old bean. |
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"Probably in the minority here but anyone asking me if I want to be naughty with them. *shudder x
Even worse: nawty.
No. Just... no.
Oh God, that's even more cringeworthy x
Someone put nawty in a veri for me ~ never displayed!"
That really made me laugh but I'd be exactly the same- no way that would be up on my damn profile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny thread!
Breakfast, lunch, dinner... I understood the supper for dinner sometimes as something lighter but could never understand those who call it tea... why?
Oh! Does “mmmmm” messages sound bad? I will have to change my strategy then. No wonder I get so few replies
Rest looks just funny, nawty, and those “ilf” women... hahahaha
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
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"When men do take their socks off in pics.....but keep their bloody shoes on!!"
When I wear shorts I have those little socks that wrap around my feet. I'm not some mincey kid with a ket wig and my white adidas socks pulled upto my shins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few years ago on another site things were going really well with a fit guy. We had some laughs, we seemed to have similar sexual pecadillos, it all looked promising.
We met up for a drink and he referred to sex as "yumyum". Not just once, every single time he mentioned it. "Yumyum".
I couldn't get out out there fast enough - it made me wince every time.
If I heard that I would honestly have helped you leave lol.
That and the "mmmmm" in messages, seriously use a thesaurus or a dictionary or just go wank and leave me out of it.
What is it with mmmm? Makes me shiver, and not in a good way "
I was once snogging a guy and he made mmmm mmmmmm noises.
Aarrggghhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about thise with a hundred so called preferences on their profile?
Dont do this dont be that cant do this shoudnt be that...and youd think they will be hot. Most often they are a sad apology for a human being! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well usernames can’t put me off the whole foof destroyers or pounders
Pics with dirty backgrounds, men with sock on or on the loo or loo in the background.
Single men profiles with loads of different women sucking their cock
And getting face pics where you look at the age and go... hmmm maybe 10 years ago you were that age.
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X"
Do you have Christmas Dinner? I think everyone does, therefore the evening meal must be tea.
Dinner at tea time, instant block, would never even look at their pictures again.....honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well usernames can’t put me off the whole foof destroyers or pounders
Pics with dirty backgrounds, men with sock on or on the loo or loo in the background.
Single men profiles with loads of different women sucking their cock
And getting face pics where you look at the age and go... hmmm maybe 10 years ago you were that age.
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Haha very similar.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say tea instead of dinner. I guess that's the northerner in me... X
Do you have Christmas Dinner? I think everyone does, therefore the evening meal must be tea.
Dinner at tea time, instant block, would never even look at their pictures again.....honest "
Best block me then as I have Christmas dinner at dinner time. I was always confused by what people meant when moving here and asking me questions about tea. For the longest time I thought you lot had a very odd tea fixation. |
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