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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

If someone came up to you and said “Hey, do that thing you do!”, what thing would pop into your head first?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A catalogue of my "things", most of which are inappropriate.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Wiggle my tonsils and uvula to make a sound like a bird tweeting.

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Somersaults on a trapeze

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Treat them with disdain and say something tactless.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Dampen gussets

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By *ackinabox19Man over a year ago

Harrogate

I’d turn out both my pockets and get my hand ready on my zip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stress....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh fuck that's difficult.

Toss up between breaking their nose with my forehead or releasing a fart that resembled Chewbacca expressing fear and concern

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A really shit rendition of Lucky Man on the guitar or juggle ... or discuss case law and strategies around dilapidations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some sort of fake accent from quoting a film or retelling a story.. I think.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A catalogue of my "things", most of which are inappropriate. "

I’m sure not all are

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT"

She needs premium dude PREMIUM

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Wiggle my tonsils and uvula to make a sound like a bird tweeting.

Sounds good

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Somersaults on a trapeze

Oooh

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Fist in mouth

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By *eilde HoarWoman over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

The body roll from magic mike

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

Belly dancing tounge...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh fuck that's difficult.

Toss up between breaking their nose with my forehead or releasing a fart that resembled Chewbacca expressing fear and concern

Was that the female of your couple replying?

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Tell an inappropriate joke in an awkward situation

Put my foot in my mouth

Do the helicopter

Do the John Smyth 'av it' and volley a football

Sing la bamba with all the wrong words

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT"

I had to go look this up

did I find the reference nope.... Snake is a character and little bandit was his car.... you saying you like talking to cars haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would raise an eye brow, give them a look then walk away saying, 'weirdo, speaking to me on a London street'...

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Treat them with disdain and say something tactless.

Even someone you know who might need a giggle ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Dampen gussets "

GMF

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Somersaults on a trapeze

Oooh

It's fun spurs, try it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno apart from my orgasmic creation skills im pretty dull nowadays

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’d turn out both my pockets and get my hand ready on my zip

Sounds like you’ve lost something.... you’re surely not going to do the Elephant

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Stress...."

You’d just stress people ! ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treat them with disdain and say something tactless.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh fuck that's difficult.

Toss up between breaking their nose with my forehead or releasing a fart that resembled Chewbacca expressing fear and concern

Haha P Chewbacca impression please, I’ll bring my peg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh fuck that's difficult.

Toss up between breaking their nose with my forehead or releasing a fart that resembled Chewbacca expressing fear and concern

Was that the female of your couple replying?

It most certainly was, I'm a proper lady. Point my pinky finger when drinking Dr Pepper outta my best china and everything

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Make everyone laugh

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A really shit rendition of Lucky Man on the guitar or juggle ... or discuss case law and strategies around dilapidations "

Juggling... what would you juggle ?

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

I had to go look this up

did I find the reference nope.... Snake is a character and little bandit was his car.... you saying you like talking to cars haha

Love that you had to try and find it!! I’m actually awful at impressions but that one phrase is the only one I can do well!!!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Some sort of fake accent from quoting a film or retelling a story.. I think."

I imagine you to have a few in your mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh fuck that's difficult.

Toss up between breaking their nose with my forehead or releasing a fart that resembled Chewbacca expressing fear and concern

Haha P Chewbacca impression please, I’ll bring my peg

They only stink when I'm unwell.... in the tummy.

I'm always sick in the head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stress....

You’d just stress people ! ? "

Nah, myself. I should have more faith in my gut feeling and think less

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM "

More to the quote.... still figuring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand there looking all confused and stupid before telling them to fuck off. Unless it was my mam and then I would do "I'm a little teapot" of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wiggle and shake abit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A really shit rendition of Lucky Man on the guitar or juggle ... or discuss case law and strategies around dilapidations

Juggling... what would you juggle ? "

3 of anything roundish and hand sized

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Levitate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kata

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Fist in mouth

Your whole fist or more as a I’m scared knuckle bite moment ?

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM

More to the quote.... still figuring

Homer buys little bandit (the car) at a police auction, he drives by the prison Snake is currently in while Snake is in the yard. He sees Homer driving Little Bandit and says "Oh no, Little Bandit!! She needs premium dude PREMIUM"

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"The body roll from magic mike

Oooh now that would be good to watch

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Belly dancing tounge...

You can make your tongue dance

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Not sure I have a "thing" - right now the only "thing" I feel capable of is sleeping for a week

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I've realised from this thread that I don't have a thing.

I need to come up with something.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Tell an inappropriate joke in an awkward situation

Put my foot in my mouth

Do the helicopter

Do the John Smyth 'av it' and volley a football

Sing la bamba with all the wrong words"

That’s a lot of ‘things’ do you think your audience would stay for all 5

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd ask what my thing is!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Go to the pub for one pint and not come home till Sunday night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've realised from this thread that I don't have a thing.

I need to come up with something."

Meli... you merely need to smile. THAT is your thing

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I would raise an eye brow, give them a look then walk away saying, 'weirdo, speaking to me on a London street'... "

That made me belly laugh.... you were mad enough to stop in the first place

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Wiggle my tonsils and uvula to make a sound like a bird tweeting.

What

The

Heck

I need to hear this

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Tell an inappropriate joke in an awkward situation

Put my foot in my mouth

Do the helicopter

Do the John Smyth 'av it' and volley a football

Sing la bamba with all the wrong words

That’s a lot of ‘things’ do you think your audience would stay for all 5

They damn well better

Tbf I have many things that make me so I suppose I could be giving them a few options.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Somersaults on a trapeze

Oooh

It's fun spurs, try it!

xx"

I’ve done trampoline was fun. Something to add to my 2020 list

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Dunno apart from my orgasmic creation skills im pretty dull nowadays "

What would you create Loos.... food, arts & crafts, other ?

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I know a guy who's thing is being able to kick himself in the head, bloody hilarious to watch

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh fuck that's difficult.

Toss up between breaking their nose with my forehead or releasing a fart that resembled Chewbacca expressing fear and concern

Was that the female of your couple replying?

It most certainly was, I'm a proper lady. Point my pinky finger when drinking Dr Pepper outta my best china and everything

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By *969BewitchedWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

The splits

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Make everyone laugh "

Laughter is infectious.... how would you make them laugh ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooo oooo ooooooo, I just realised one or a few.

I can make the noise of a baby crying

I can actually do a Chewbacca impression from my mouth as well as my arse.

I do this thing, where if something doesn't impress me, the eyebrows raise, the index finger comes up and kinda swipes once, at the same point my dead eye stare meets your eyes and I simply voice "no"

Oh, and if we're together.... it's me giving B a piggy back or him flipping me upside down.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

I had to go look this up

did I find the reference nope.... Snake is a character and little bandit was his car.... you saying you like talking to cars haha

Love that you had to try and find it!! I’m actually awful at impressions but that one phrase is the only one I can do well!!!"

I’m very dumb when it comes to the Simpsons, I just don’t get it

Even if you did it I would still look at you blankly and say ‘eh!’

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Oh fuck that's difficult.

Toss up between breaking their nose with my forehead or releasing a fart that resembled Chewbacca expressing fear and concern

Haha P Chewbacca impression please, I’ll bring my peg

They only stink when I'm unwell.... in the tummy.

I'm always sick in the head.

Haha in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cause distraction..

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT"

I've never seen this!! Why??

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Stress....

You’d just stress people ! ?

Nah, myself. I should have more faith in my gut feeling and think less

Gut reaction is the best way, not normally wrong

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Stand there looking all confused and stupid before telling them to fuck off. Unless it was my mam and then I would do "I'm a little teapot" of course. "

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Argue the toss

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Wiggle and shake abit "

A crazy dance then

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Make everyone laugh

Laughter is infectious.... how would you make them laugh ? "

Just talk for england

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I've realised from this thread that I don't have a thing.

I need to come up with something.

Meli... you merely need to smile. THAT is your thing

Oh you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stand there looking all confused and stupid before telling them to fuck off. Unless it was my mam and then I would do "I'm a little teapot" of course.

Well it was my thing when I was about 3 whilst wearing tartan trousers and a velor jacket. Parents have so much to answer for.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

Welsh Lass

My Mick Jagger impersonation.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A really shit rendition of Lucky Man on the guitar or juggle ... or discuss case law and strategies around dilapidations

Juggling... what would you juggle ?

3 of anything roundish and hand sized "

Balls then

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Levitate

Ooh .... you or an object

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too unpredictable to have a thing.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Kata "

Martial arts

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM

More to the quote.... still figuring

Wind blowing as my hand sweeps over the top of my head with a blank face

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Not sure I have a "thing" - right now the only "thing" I feel capable of is sleeping for a week"

Aww G hugs xx

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I've realised from this thread that I don't have a thing.

I need to come up with something."

I’m sure you do ...

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'd ask what my thing is! "

They wouldn’t know

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Go to the pub for one pint and not come home till Sunday night"

Starting at 18.00 Sunday then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A really shit rendition of Lucky Man on the guitar or juggle ... or discuss case law and strategies around dilapidations

Juggling... what would you juggle ?

3 of anything roundish and hand sized

Balls then

Used to do eggs too but seemed a bit hypocritical after cutting them out of my diet ... so keep it to balls and similarly sized round fruit these days

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Tell an inappropriate joke in an awkward situation

Put my foot in my mouth

Do the helicopter

Do the John Smyth 'av it' and volley a football

Sing la bamba with all the wrong words

That’s a lot of ‘things’ do you think your audience would stay for all 5

They damn well better

Tbf I have many things that make me so I suppose I could be giving them a few options. "

All depends on the audience... pick wisely or you’ll lose them

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I know a guy who's thing is being able to kick himself in the head, bloody hilarious to watch"

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"The splits

Front to back, sideways or both

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ooo oooo ooooooo, I just realised one or a few.

I can make the noise of a baby crying

I can actually do a Chewbacca impression from my mouth as well as my arse.

Oh, and if we're together.... it's me giving B a piggy back or him flipping me upside down.

You do make me laugh... double Chewbacca and giving B a piggy back at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rap to Eminem on full blast... my son absolutely hates when I do it...

x N

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Cause distraction..

Distraction is good, but how would you do it ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

I've never seen this!! Why??

You may regret admitting that

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Argue the toss "

About?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Make everyone laugh

Laughter is infectious.... how would you make them laugh ?

Just talk for england

Do you have a funny voice then or talk really fast, that would make them laugh ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Stand there looking all confused and stupid before telling them to fuck off. Unless it was my mam and then I would do "I'm a little teapot" of course.

Well it was my thing when I was about 3 whilst wearing tartan trousers and a velor jacket. Parents have so much to answer for. "

Don’t need to look at tour age to know your an early 70s kid.... those photos should be hidden forever

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Mick Jagger impersonation.

Is that the pout, the dance, the singing or all of it combined

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Hmm I'd do the tongue cherry stem thing, or the down a pint in under 20 seconds thing. Depends on the audience

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm too unpredictable to have a thing.

They can be the best as no one knows what’s coming

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

Rap to Eminem on full blast... my son absolutely hates when I do it...

x N"

Haha parent to kid embarrassment is what we are good at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sing the birdseye potato waffles song

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hmm I'd do the tongue cherry stem thing, or the down a pint in under 20 seconds thing. Depends on the audience

Woah... cherry skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm too unpredictable to have a thing.

They can be the best as no one knows what’s coming

Hell even I don't know what's coming!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sing the birdseye potato waffles song "

Aww I remember that

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Touch my nose with my tongue

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm too unpredictable to have a thing.

They can be the best as no one knows what’s coming

Hell even I don't know what's coming!"

We can’t be blamed as a true gut reaction

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My party trick.....pick up women.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Touch my nose with my tongue

Wow

I struggle to get mine past my top lip

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By *ackinabox19Man over a year ago

Harrogate

"I’d turn out both my pockets and get my hand ready on my zip

Sounds like you’ve lost something.... you’re surely not going to do the Elephant

Nope

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

I've never seen this!! Why??

You may regret admitting that

Guess what I’m going to be doing the whole time we next meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Boomerang Line Dance; a tricky one to learn but "my thing" would become "your thing" in no time. Such fun.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Make everyone laugh

Laughter is infectious.... how would you make them laugh ?

Just talk for england

Do you have a funny voice then or talk really fast, that would make them laugh ? "

I've got funny monkey walk

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’d turn out both my pockets and get my hand ready on my zip

Sounds like you’ve lost something.... you’re surely not going to do the Elephant

Nope

No need to be embarrassed if your thing

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Boomerang Line Dance; a tricky one to learn but "my thing" would become "your thing" in no time. Such fun. "

Sounds intriguing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eerrrmmm.... duet singing shadow puppets

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Make everyone laugh

Laughter is infectious.... how would you make them laugh ?

Just talk for england

Do you have a funny voice then or talk really fast, that would make them laugh ?

I've got funny monkey walk

Monkey walks work every time

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Eerrrmmm.... duet singing shadow puppets

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cause distraction..

Distraction is good, but how would you do it ? "

Positively. Upbeat. And it was meant to be

. Slippery fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twerk! I love a good twerk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would raise an eye brow, give them a look then walk away saying, 'weirdo, speaking to me on a London street'...

That made me belly laugh.... you were mad enough to stop in the first place

I would make sure I had the standard 1m distance when I stop though...

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM

More to the quote.... still figuring

Wind blowing as my hand sweeps over the top of my head with a blank face

I was a BIG Simpsons fan back in the day, i can place most quotes from it

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Mine would be getting lost, I’m very good at that

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By *din and his ValkyrieCouple over a year ago

Valhalla

Could be one of 2 things with my mouth

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Go to the pub for one pint and not come home till Sunday night

Starting at 18.00 Sunday then

it's been known to start on Thursday night

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Tell an inappropriate joke in an awkward situation

Put my foot in my mouth

Do the helicopter

Do the John Smyth 'av it' and volley a football

Sing la bamba with all the wrong words

That’s a lot of ‘things’ do you think your audience would stay for all 5

They damn well better

Tbf I have many things that make me so I suppose I could be giving them a few options.

All depends on the audience... pick wisely or you’ll lose them

Sage advice, danke

I'll probably go with the helicopter, it's a sight to behold

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Cause distraction..

Distraction is good, but how would you do it ?

Positively. Upbeat. And it was meant to be

. Slippery fingers

Positive distraction is a great trait to have, the ability to help individuals forget what they were originally thinking about

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I know a guy who's thing is being able to kick himself in the head, bloody hilarious to watch

That was the face I made at first, then this one

then I asked him to do it again, several times and then I asked why/how he wound up doing it at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pockets turned inside out, zip down cock out elephant impression

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Twerk! I love a good twerk

Jealous..... I can’t twerk but it’s a thing I try to do and that makes people laugh, so job done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM "

DUUUUDE!!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Flirt. Apparently I just can't help myself.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

The helicopter with my chopper

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I would raise an eye brow, give them a look then walk away saying, 'weirdo, speaking to me on a London street'...

That made me belly laugh.... you were mad enough to stop in the first place

I would make sure I had the standard 1m distance when I stop though...

Haha yes and not quite facing them, so you can make the quick getaway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was a native American my name would be "Drones on About the Floyd".

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM

More to the quote.... still figuring

Wind blowing as my hand sweeps over the top of my head with a blank face

I was a BIG Simpsons fan back in the day, i can place most quotes from it"

I just never got it

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Mine would be getting lost, I’m very good at that

Aww my Paddington, even with GPS we go the wrong way

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Could be one of 2 things with my mouth"

Intriguing....

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM

DUUUUDE!!!

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"My Snake from the Simpsons impression!!

OH NO!! LITTLE BANDIT

She needs premium dude PREMIUM

More to the quote.... still figuring

Wind blowing as my hand sweeps over the top of my head with a blank face

I was a BIG Simpsons fan back in the day, i can place most quotes from it

I just never got it

You're not alone there

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Go to the pub for one pint and not come home till Sunday night

Starting at 18.00 Sunday then

it's been known to start on Thursday night "

Ooh haha... if not your home hope you found somewhere to lay your head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cook, anyone comes to see me I ask if they are hungry lol

I can't cook.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably sing and play guitar

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Pockets turned inside out, zip down cock out elephant impression

You should partner up with Jackinabox, double act, see if your elephants can connect

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Flirt. Apparently I just can't help myself.

Some it’s just natural and don’t realise they are doing it. Enjoy

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"The helicopter with my chopper

I have to ask.... does it hurt

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Cook, anyone comes to see me I ask if they are hungry lol

I can't cook."

Haha takeaway then

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Probably sing and play guitar"

Ooh what sort of things do you sing ?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"The helicopter with my chopper

I have to ask.... does it hurt

I’m not at the age we’re my balls are drooping just yet so no. I’d imagine it would once they do, ballbag and peni banging together

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By *modDMan over a year ago

Lichfield

"If someone came up to you and said “Hey, do that thing you do!”, what thing would pop into your head first?"

A quick come-back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably sing and play guitar

Ooh what sort of things do you sing ?"

Loads of different stuff, but probably an Eagles song as their stuff suits my voice best. I’m currently writing a few of my own. Something I haven’t done since I was in my early 20’s.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Mine would be getting lost, I’m very good at that

Aww my Paddington, even with GPS we go the wrong way

Still laugh about that

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Probably play some boogie woogie on the piano. Luke

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"The helicopter with my chopper

I have to ask.... does it hurt

I’m not at the age we’re my balls are drooping just yet so no. I’d imagine it would once they do, ballbag and peni banging together

so probably akin to us bouncing around without a bra

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"If someone came up to you and said “Hey, do that thing you do!”, what thing would pop into your head first?

A quick come-back."

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Probably sing and play guitar

Ooh what sort of things do you sing ?

Loads of different stuff, but probably an Eagles song as their stuff suits my voice best. I’m currently writing a few of my own. Something I haven’t done since I was in my early 20’s."

Sounds great Doc and I’d say very relaxing

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Mine would be getting lost, I’m very good at that

Aww my Paddington, even with GPS we go the wrong way

Still laugh about that

Blame the tall buildings, shouldn’t happen in Manchester

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Probably play some boogie woogie on the piano. Luke "

Love piano music

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Somersaults on a trapeze

"
now that I'd love to see,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dance..

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By *r_TrojanMan over a year ago

In The North

I would do my fish face...

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Dance..

Any specific dance ? Serious or funny ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I would do my fish face...

Mastered the pout have we

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

White eared elephant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd probably cook them dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone came up to you and said “Hey, do that thing you do!”, what thing would pop into your head first?"
my south African impersonation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

forget what I'm talking about mid sentence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"forget what I'm talking about mid sentence

"
really what did you just say

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"White eared elephant"

A trio of elephants, where’s Mr Mystique and Jackinabox

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By *r_TrojanMan over a year ago

In The North

"I would do my fish face...

Mastered the pout have we

Girl, I got that skill down pat a lot time ago, Instagram!!

Wait till you see the eyes nearly popping out... Now that's something... Full trout mode

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'd probably cook them dinner."

What would you cook ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"If someone came up to you and said “Hey, do that thing you do!”, what thing would pop into your head first?my south African impersonation

Fully PC of course

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"forget what I'm talking about mid sentence

Don’t worry no one noticed, just change direction

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP Woman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I would do my fish face...

Mastered the pout have we

Girl, I got that skill down pat a lot time ago, Instagram!!

Wait till you see the eyes nearly popping out... Now that's something... Full trout mode

I can’t pout just look like I’m entering a gurning competition

not to sure I wish to try the eye popping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone came up to you and said “Hey, do that thing you do!”, what thing would pop into your head first?my south African impersonation

Fully PC of course

"
police constable

oh politically correct no raymond but velcum to the grutesher abattoir

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By *r_TrojanMan over a year ago

In The North

"I would do my fish face...

Mastered the pout have we

Girl, I got that skill down pat a lot time ago, Instagram!!

Wait till you see the eyes nearly popping out... Now that's something... Full trout mode

I can’t pout just look like I’m entering a gurning competition

not to sure I wish to try the eye popping

Fun at first until you see yourself in the mirror... Oh the horror!!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

I don't think i have any special "thing". Maybe being nice? Perhaps that's special these days, too many people around who are awful, not enough nice in the world...

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