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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago
Skellefteå, Sweden |
...an inanimate object.
What would it be,and why? (Note:Monster cans, Sky remotes, and Lynx aerosols have already been claimed!)
To get the ball rolling, I'd be a tent. I'd provide shelter,warmth and a cosy environment. Plus, I'd be easy to get up..I mean, put up  |
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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago
Skellefteå, Sweden |
"Cat scratching post so I can have pussy rubbing up against me several times a day, every day.
Or a cat bed so I get to sleep with pussy regularly"
All well and good, if you want to wake up with half eaten mice, and smelling of ammonia |
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"Cat scratching post so I can have pussy rubbing up against me several times a day, every day.
Or a cat bed so I get to sleep with pussy regularly
All well and good, if you want to wake up with half eaten mice, and smelling of ammonia"
Sounds like my normal weekend  |
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By *LARENCE77 OP Man
over a year ago
Skellefteå, Sweden |
"Cat scratching post so I can have pussy rubbing up against me several times a day, every day.
Or a cat bed so I get to sleep with pussy regularly
All well and good, if you want to wake up with half eaten mice, and smelling of ammonia
Sounds like my normal weekend "
You're already an inanimate object then. Kudos. You made it |
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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago
In a wax coated bubble |
"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to
You want youngsters shagging in you?? 
 are you owning up to doing that 
Not me m'lud!!  "
That halo is a tad lopsided  |
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"A bus stop shelter...imagine all the different conversations I could listen to
You want youngsters shagging in you??
are you owning up to doing that
Not me m'lud!!
That halo is a tad lopsided "
Hastily straightening the halo, must have been the wind |
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