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There's a thread about biggest tits, so on this one please tell me about big cocks, I have no personal experience sadly....
If you have nothing really to say about big cocks then just say "I'm in beautiful" or "me" and have a cock pic displayed....
I love you all equally 
TELL ME (plz)
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. " Are you in? All the way? | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me "Let the judges judge, you never know.... | |||
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"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly "Fanks babe  | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me
Let the judges judge, you never know...."I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me "What's the biggest you've had Nora...? | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me "Oh that made me laugh, so true though! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?"I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest. | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me
Let the judges judge, you never know....
I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine "I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...  | |||
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"Baby you said it wouldn't be long before the cunt thread appeared, this is the cock one..... "One step closer | |||
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"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. " What IS normal???? (asking for a friend) | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me
Let the judges judge, you never know....
I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine
I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette... "What colour?
Not the brown rosette hopefully
But thanks, and no photoshopping | |||
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"I'm in " Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know? | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
Oh that made me laugh, so true though!"How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size??? | |||
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"Baby you said it wouldn't be long before the cunt thread appeared, this is the cock one.....
One step closer "Awwww, hey gorgeous  | |||
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"I'm in " Get it out lad!!!!!! | |||
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 it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese). | |||
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"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)"Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7 | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
Oh that made me laugh, so true though!
How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size???"What do I need to add baby bio to them to make them grow? Damn knew I was going wrong somewhere | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me
Let the judges judge, you never know....
I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine
I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...
What colour?
Not the brown rosette hopefully
But thanks, and no photoshopping "Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread.... | |||
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"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly "Me too | |||
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"I'm in Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know? "I usually warn them when I'm half way, just don't want any bumping..... | |||
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"Yup thats mec...biggest cock on fab! Strange that all the women wh who tell me this then block me ..bizarre eh "My arse would block you, it's huge!!! (Your cock not my arse ) | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me
Let the judges judge, you never know....
I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine
I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...
What colour?
Not the brown rosette hopefully
But thanks, and no photoshopping
Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread.... "Prefer a blushing pink / red one please to match my cheeks | |||
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"I'm in Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know? "Sex what's that | |||
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"I'm in Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know?
Sex what's that "Not sure. I’ve forgotten | |||
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"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese). "That's a big claim if you can hide it behind the stem of a wine glass..... | |||
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"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)
Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7 "What? | |||
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"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)
Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7
What?"Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest. "Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then. | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
Oh that made me laugh, so true though!
How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size???
What do I need to add baby bio to them to make them grow? Damn knew I was going wrong somewhere "I would flirt about that but I have two beautiful hands to apply my fertilizer now | |||
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"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese).
That's a big claim if you can hide it behind the stem of a wine glass..... "It's a big stem | |||
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"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly
Me too "Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
Oh that made me laugh, so true though!
How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size???
What do I need to add baby bio to them to make them grow? Damn knew I was going wrong somewhere
I would flirt about that but I have two beautiful hands to apply my fertilizer now "Yes you do | |||
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"There are a lot of big pricks here and we arnt talking willies lol "Warmer.. | |||
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"It's not me, either, but me and my tiddler are in Whatever it is that we're in, exactly "The groovy gang! I'll get you a rosette | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me
Let the judges judge, you never know....
I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine
I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...
What colour?
Not the brown rosette hopefully
But thanks, and no photoshopping
Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread....
Prefer a blushing pink / red one please to match my cheeks "It's for your front  | |||
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"I'm in Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know?
Sex what's that "We'll get you some, stick with me kid.... | |||
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"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me
Let the judges judge, you never know....
I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine
I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...
What colour?
Not the brown rosette hopefully
But thanks, and no photoshopping
Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread....
Prefer a blushing pink / red one please to match my cheeks
It's for your front " | |||
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"I'm in Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know? "Someone was going to say it
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"I'm in Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know?
Sex what's that
Not sure. I’ve forgotten "Are you still missing your penis?  | |||
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. Are you in? All the way?" Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me. | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
"Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy? | |||
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"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)
Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7
What?
Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all!"I meant the unit of measure? Fingers??? | |||
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"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?" He probably is. | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
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"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly
Me too
Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night "It’s not worth a trip to the naughty step | |||
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"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese).
That's a big claim if you can hide it behind the stem of a wine glass.....
It's a big stem "That's what they all say petal  | |||
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"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)
Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7
What?
Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all!
I meant the unit of measure? Fingers???"Inches | |||
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"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese). "Gorgeous pics  | |||
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"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?" Politics!! GET OUT!!!! | |||
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. Are you in? All the way? Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me." It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it | |||
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. Are you in? All the way? Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me. It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it "Oh, they're quite happy to say it to my face. | |||
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"Me " I dibbed that one | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy? "Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred... | |||
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. Are you in? All the way? Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me. It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it "Me lol | |||
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"I so want to say something .. but I will just end up on the naughty step .. But I think you know wh … no … what I mean Zippy "What? That I'm your number one cock? Top of your top three? | |||
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"Is Boris Johnson on Fab? He probably is. " Politics, GET OUT....! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Haha. 4ft 2"How big was the person attached? | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred... "That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that  | |||
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"Me I fuck everything up so massive knob " Hope you get that job btw pal . You're not even cocky, defo not a cock.... | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that "Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey. | |||
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"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly
Me too
Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night
It’s not worth a trip to the naughty step "Vacation is usually worth it | |||
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"Me " Lies! | |||
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"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)
Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7
What?
Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all!
I meant the unit of measure? Fingers???
Inches "Fab inches or proper ones? Did you measure right from the bumhole? | |||
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"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly
Me too
Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night "I suspect my answer would still be the same ... | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey."Hahaha  | |||
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"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese).
Gorgeous pics "Great flirting! | |||
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"Is Boris Johnson on Fab? He probably is. Politics, GET OUT....!" He's a Big Cock though | |||
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"Me either lol " Huh? | |||
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. Are you in? All the way? Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me. It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it
Oh, they're quite happy to say it to my face."Fair enough then... | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey."Stop monkey shaming!!!! | |||
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. Are you in? All the way? Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me. It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it
Me lol "What, so you've told him...?  | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.
Stop monkey shaming!!!! "Seems I was wrong. Found the culprit. | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.
Stop monkey shaming!!!!
Seems I was wrong. Found the culprit."It can't have been me, I was in a pizza place in Woking  | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that "Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol "Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!! | |||
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"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly
Me too
Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night
I suspect my answer would still be the same ..."Do it do it do it! | |||
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"Is Boris Johnson on Fab? He probably is. Politics, GET OUT....! He's a Big Cock though "Out! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.
Stop monkey shaming!!!! "Is that even legal? | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.
Stop monkey shaming!!!! "Hilarious | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!"Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo.... | |||
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"I'm a massive cock, apparently. You're quiet for sure, but nice with it xx" Sure is good | |||
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"Is Boris Johnson on Fab? He probably is. Politics, GET OUT....! He's a Big Cock though
Out!"Now now , don't be a Boris | |||
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"Is Boris Johnson on Fab? He probably is. Politics, GET OUT....! He's a Big Cock though
Out!
Now now , don't be a Boris " | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo...."Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. | |||
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"My ex said I was the biggest cock she's ever met "ex's do that shit. It's why they're ex's innit | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "Oh laughing too much now! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "GTFO, everyone loves you! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "I think Nora's windscreen was very aware of that . | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
I think Nora's windscreen was very aware of that ."Penny... .... dropped
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that "Omg that made me laugh | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
GTFO, everyone loves you!"I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?? | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!"Us monkeys are happy wankers | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ... "How large is the biggest? | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
GTFO, everyone loves you!
I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it??"Freak! | |||
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"Mine here " Impressive! | |||
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Inches? "And feet | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
GTFO, everyone loves you!
I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it??
Freak!"And you love it!!! | |||
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"Big Harold has to be one of them " Stuff of legend.... | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!"You know when ppl say oh it's the monkeys it's nothing to do with me.... | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
GTFO, everyone loves you!
I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it??
Freak!
And you love it!!! "We all do! | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!
Us monkeys are happy wankers "That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!
Us monkeys are happy wankers
That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora "But she's so ... so .. | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!
Us monkeys are happy wankers
That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora " | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol "Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...? | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol
Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?"I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!! | |||
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"I'm lost here but according to a fat Max Stanley measure I'm 1/4 shy of 9" does that cut the mustard???? "Do you have big nostrils? | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol
Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?
I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!"Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...! | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol
Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?
I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!
Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...! "I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!
Us monkeys are happy wankers
That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora
But she's so ... so .. "I bet she takes bananas to the zoo and peels them all seductively and deep throats them to get the monkeys off..... (There's a thread about that somewhere...) | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!
Us monkeys are happy wankers
That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora
But she's so ... so ..
I bet she takes bananas to the zoo and peels them all seductively and deep throats them to get the monkeys off.....
(There's a thread about that somewhere...)"Too much, I apologise.... | |||
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"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me
What's the biggest you've had Nora...?
I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.
Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.
Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?
Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...
That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that
Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol
Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!
Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....
Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..
Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!
Us monkeys are happy wankers
That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora
But she's so ... so ..
I bet she takes bananas to the zoo and peels them all seductively and deep throats them to get the monkeys off.....
(There's a thread about that somewhere...)"Hahaha that made me laugh out loud!! | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol
Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?
I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!
Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!
I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am "Fabbed pics scares the bejesus outa me, male and female.... | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol
Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?
I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!
Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!
I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am "Uh huh ... they made me do it ... that old chestnut Now I do like that outfit Nora ... wank wank | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?"I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish? | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?
I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish? "Why don't you measure them? Don't you take pics against rulers n shiz? | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol
Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?
I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!
Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!
I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am
Uh huh ... they made me do it ... that old chestnut
Now I do like that outfit Nora ... wank wank " | |||
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"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol
Do ppl have fake cocks here then?
Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?
I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!
Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!
I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am
Uh huh ... they made me do it ... that old chestnut
Now I do like that outfit Nora ... wank wank " | |||
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"I was always the longest in the showers "Profile unavailable to confirm.... | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?
I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish? "If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big | |||
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"I was always the longest in the showers
Profile unavailable to confirm.... "God I’m so blonde sometimes. Thought he meant he took the longest in the shower! | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?
I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?
If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big "What directions are there? | |||
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"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music "Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment? | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?
I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?
If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big
What directions are there?"You need a diagram??? | |||
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"I was always the longest in the showers
Profile unavailable to confirm....
God I’m so blonde sometimes. Thought he meant he took the longest in the shower! "What did he mean?
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"I was always the longest in the showers
Profile unavailable to confirm.... "confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week ) | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?
I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?
If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big
What directions are there?
You need a diagram??? "Yeah | |||
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"I was always the longest in the showers
Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week ) "At least I got it. Sort of | |||
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"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music
Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment? "Of course, I only need to find 9 others to line up against | |||
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"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music
Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?
Of course, I only need to find 9 others to line up against "Give me 10 seconds and I’ll sort it | |||
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"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music
Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment? "Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now..... (I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....) | |||
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"I was always the longest in the showers
Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week )
At least I got it. Sort of "you did well done | |||
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"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music
Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?
Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now.....
(I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....) "That’s rather a nice thought put that way | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?
I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?
Why don't you measure them? Don't you take pics against rulers n shiz?"No I use Sky remotes or lynx bottles | |||
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"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music
Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?
Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now.....
(I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....) "When she blew over the end one she’d get a little squirt up here nose | |||
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"I was always the longest in the showers
Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week ) "I got that, but I wanted to look at your profile and cock to make a joke back....
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"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music
Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?
Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now.....
(I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....)
That’s rather a nice thought put that way "Freak! | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...
How large is the biggest?
I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?
Why don't you measure them? Don't you take pics against rulers n shiz?
No I use Sky remotes or lynx bottles "Do they fit all the way inside? | |||
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"I was always the longest in the showers
Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week )
I got that, but I wanted to look at your profile and cock to make a joke back....
(well, when I say wanted, more of a necessary)"well If it’s a cock pic you want just ask I’ve loads as I know the women on fab love hundreds of willy pics especially ones taken over the toilet (not flushed obviously) | |||
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