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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
Job hunting: Too many things to rant about. Been literally whoring myself over LinkedIn. Been chasing down job leada with no responses. Utterly fucked off. Universal Credit are shit coz they validate my ID and cant book an appointment till thats been done. Doesnt matter as i have a bit of temp work over the weekend but means I'll have to make another fresh claim. Apprently there is absolutely no office temp anywhere in London, absolutely none. My bank account is almost empty and I have bill I have to pay on the 1st December. Its getting harder and harder to stay positive. |
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"Job hunting: Too many things to rant about. Been literally whoring myself over LinkedIn. Been chasing down job leada with no responses. Utterly fucked off. Universal Credit are shit coz they validate my ID and cant book an appointment till thats been done. Doesnt matter as i have a bit of temp work over the weekend but means I'll have to make another fresh claim. Apprently there is absolutely no office temp anywhere in London, absolutely none. My bank account is almost empty and I have bill I have to pay on the 1st December. Its getting harder and harder to stay positive. "
That sucks, Fury. Sending positive vibes and a man hug (for all the good they'll do, I'm sure)
But fingers and toes crossed that something turns up for you soon
And is LinkedIn really worth the effort? It always strikes me as just Facebook for people in business suits |
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"My rant is about other people interfering in things that they have no right interfering in, drives me up the wall grrr"
Let me help, I really want to help, tell me what the problem is so I can help   |
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I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.
Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....
Oh yes, and my swear box is full.
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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Spent 3 evenings clearing all furniture out of a room, pulling old flooring up. Conservatory now full and unusable, kitchen just a path to kettle and toaster.
"Hello can you tell me what time your fitter will be here with my carpet?"
"Erm no sorry we dont have access to his diary and you cant call him direct. He will ring when hes in the area."
Arrrrrggghhhh |
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"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.
Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....
Oh yes, and my swear box is full.
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oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!! |
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"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.
Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....
Oh yes, and my swear box is full.
oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!!"
Pick a topic.
Brexit.
The election.
Politics generally.
Andrew.
Mortgage lenders.
Work.
Train timetables.
Walking imbeciles.
The list is endless.......
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"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.
Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....
Oh yes, and my swear box is full.
oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!!
Pick a topic.
Brexit.
The election.
Politics generally.
Andrew.
Mortgage lenders.
Work.
Train timetables.
Walking imbeciles.
The list is endless.......
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I'll take Mortgage Lenders for 100 please … follows on from your previous rants I believe ... |
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"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.
Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....
Oh yes, and my swear box is full.
oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!!
Pick a topic.
Brexit.
The election.
Politics generally.
Andrew.
Mortgage lenders.
Work.
Train timetables.
Walking imbeciles.
The list is endless.......
I'll take Mortgage Lenders for 100 please … follows on from your previous rants I believe ..."
Stop me if you've heard this bit before.....
The apartment I'm buying and have been trying to buy since the beginning of May, is at the very top, 12th and 13th floors to be precise.
Ever since Grenfell lenders have been understandably twitchy after Grenfell.
Anything over 18 metres tall is subject to close scrutiny, so more pain for me.
Now, the problem with Grenfell was in part due to the cladding.
My block isn't clad.
Despite this, the lender has requested a Fire Safety Certificate.
They asked my broker, who asked my solicitor who asked the vendors solicitor who asked the vendor who asked the management company, who took 4 weeks to send it back, where it went all the way back up the chain.
To my mortgage lender.
Who said it wasn't much good to them as they don't have anyone with technical competence to understand it.
Er, why the fuck did you ask for it then?????? 
Oh no, we only need a letter answering these 5 questions....
Er, why didn't you just ask them 6 fucking weeks ago!!!!!!!
Apparently no one knows the answers to the questions as the information isn't yet available.
They've anticipated 16 weeks to get it, maybe more.
Fucking all chance of being in my new place this side of Christmas.
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They've anticipated 16 weeks to get it, maybe more.
Fucking all chance of being in my new place this side of Christmas.
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I can relate .. with our saga .. although looking like we will be in in 3 weeks |
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My rant today
People rearranging long standing appointments, a meeting that has been arranged for almost 11mths
Annual review planned for next Friday afternoon.
Main topic will be my sons transition from his residential school, to attending college in Sept.
They now want it at 10.30 on Monday as his social support worker is only free that day!
This would the SSW, we've had practically contact with for at least 6mths, hasn't attended any previous meetings, but is insisting she needs to attend this!
I can't see what input she will even bring to the meeting.
But it means cancelling my weekend plans as I was supposed to be away this weekend, returning home Monday night
Aaaaaargh!
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They've anticipated 16 weeks to get it, maybe more.
Fucking all chance of being in my new place this side of Christmas.
I can relate .. with our saga .. although looking like we will be in in 3 weeks"
I like turkey and all the trimmings.
*just sayin' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why don't we update our systems to match the latest electoral wards!? I'm having to go through all my data and change things. A ten minute job has taken all day so far. Aaaarrrrgggghhh. |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
"Job hunting: Too many things to rant about. Been literally whoring myself over LinkedIn. Been chasing down job leada with no responses. Utterly fucked off. Universal Credit are shit coz they validate my ID and cant book an appointment till thats been done. Doesnt matter as i have a bit of temp work over the weekend but means I'll have to make another fresh claim. Apprently there is absolutely no office temp anywhere in London, absolutely none. My bank account is almost empty and I have bill I have to pay on the 1st December. Its getting harder and harder to stay positive.
That sucks, Fury. Sending positive vibes and a man hug (for all the good they'll do, I'm sure)
But fingers and toes crossed that something turns up for you soon
And is LinkedIn really worth the effort? It always strikes me as just Facebook for people in business suits"
LinkedIn is a lot of fake positivity and optimism, unlike yours. Its actually driving me nuts. Theres a lot of good advice as well though. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.
Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....
Oh yes, and my swear box is full.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate my job so much that I can't keep my mouth shut anymore when I'm there!
I'm surrounded by cunts.
I am job hunting but nothing is inspiring me - I just want to get a megaphone and stand in the foyer and call everyone a bunch of cunts.
But I'm like a badly paid prostitute!
I need the money and I'm destroying my soul for money  |
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Lecturers are going on strike next week for a week and a half and I’ll be missing 5 lectures. Not to mention, the university will be quids in, since they won’t be paying them their wages, even though I’m still paying for their tuition fee. Apparently, it’s not the university’s fault they’re out on strike.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate being on people's hotlist. The second I come on fab I get messaged by them while I've still got my profile hidden. It freaks me out! It's like big brother! |
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Late contender........
Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".
I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.
Fine.
I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.
Alas when I get there the aforementioned Cockwomble "Traffic Manager" has closed junction 6 meaning i have a 20 minute round trip all the way to junction 7, come off the motorway, go around the roundabout and back down onto the M3, now northbound all the way back up to junction 6.
You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.
Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?
Then I could go straight across and down the A30.
No diversion.
No extra 20 minutes.
No frustration.
Cunts. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Late contender........
Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".
I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.
Fine.
I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.
Alas when I get there the aforementioned Cockwomble "Traffic Manager" has closed junction 6 meaning i have a 20 minute round trip all the way to junction 7, come off the motorway, go around the roundabout and back down onto the M3, now northbound all the way back up to junction 6.
You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.
Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?
Then I could go straight across and down the A30.
No diversion.
No extra 20 minutes.
No frustration.
Cunts. "
Come and rest your head Stingly. I’ll look after you  |
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kids have completely destroyed my doors. The marker all over my wall. I still havent started painting yet. ive got a mount everest of washing in my kitchen. My room looks like someone threw a grenade in there. Im starving and want doritos or possible the christmas box of after eights. my 3 year old used my MAC lipstick to draw on the walls and destroyed a40euro eyeshadow palette and got at a bottle of nail polish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Late contender........
Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".
I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.
Fine.
I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.
Alas when I get there the aforementioned Cockwomble "Traffic Manager" has closed junction 6 meaning i have a 20 minute round trip all the way to junction 7, come off the motorway, go around the roundabout and back down onto the M3, now northbound all the way back up to junction 6.
You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.
Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?
Then I could go straight across and down the A30.
No diversion.
No extra 20 minutes.
No frustration.
Cunts. "
20 minutes? Poor lamb |
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"kids have completely destroyed my doors. The marker all over my wall. I still havent started painting yet. ive got a mount everest of washing in my kitchen. My room looks like someone threw a grenade in there. Im starving and want doritos or possible the christmas box of after eights. my 3 year old used my MAC lipstick to draw on the walls and destroyed a40euro eyeshadow palette and got at a bottle of nail polish."
Use a tennis ball to rub on the market, sometimes it can act as an eraser. Nice simple fix.....and not costly. |
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"Late contender........
Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".
I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.
Fine.
I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.
Alas when I get there the aforementioned Cockwomble "Traffic Manager" has closed junction 6 meaning i have a 20 minute round trip all the way to junction 7, come off the motorway, go around the roundabout and back down onto the M3, now northbound all the way back up to junction 6.
You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.
Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?
Then I could go straight across and down the A30.
No diversion.
No extra 20 minutes.
No frustration.
Cunts.
Come and rest your head Stingly. I’ll look after you "
Thank you Babs. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"Late contender........
Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".
I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.
Fine.
I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.
Alas when I get there the aforementioned Cockwomble "Traffic Manager" has closed junction 6 meaning i have a 20 minute round trip all the way to junction 7, come off the motorway, go around the roundabout and back down onto the M3, now northbound all the way back up to junction 6.
You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.
Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?
Then I could go straight across and down the A30.
No diversion.
No extra 20 minutes.
No frustration.
Cunts. "
Or you could just use junction 5 as it appears to be the same time according to your rant.
RANT DENIED. |
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"Late contender........
Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".
I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.
Fine.
I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.
Alas when I get there the aforementioned Cockwomble "Traffic Manager" has closed junction 6 meaning i have a 20 minute round trip all the way to junction 7, come off the motorway, go around the roundabout and back down onto the M3, now northbound all the way back up to junction 6.
You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.
Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?
Then I could go straight across and down the A30.
No diversion.
No extra 20 minutes.
No frustration.
Cunts.
Or you could just use junction 5 as it appears to be the same time according to your rant.
RANT DENIED. "
If there was a sign at junction 5 saying junction 6 was closed I bloody want..... |
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