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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am obviously concerned for everyone's safety, even that of randomers. To that end I would like to warn that there is a proper funny bloke called "Marks myth" and his banter and shit chat can really hurt a females heart, body and mind.
Feel free to say hello to this bog standard bloke, with a love for all sports and fitness and a girthy baby maker.
Much love,
Mark x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well played sir, well played.
Did your knickers drop to the floor? 
Not quite. Maybe to my knees. Good start though! 7/10"
Ill take that any day of the week, and twice on a sunday xx |
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"Well played sir, well played.
Did your knickers drop to the floor?
Not quite. Maybe to my knees. Good start though! 7/10
Ill take that any day of the week, and twice on a sunday xx"
You've cracked it OP! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thank you m'dear. Quite a catch I know lol x
So now you have us what would you like from us xxx"
Sorry I'm flooded with 75 million messages, now that roumor has it I'm the up and coming Peter Kay!
I'm all seriousness I'm not down your neck of the woods so realistically nothing physical, but flirting is always healthy.
I do have an important question though, private message me
Much love x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day! 
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then? "
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not  |
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not "
Your own will have to do for now I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess."
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x |
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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago
Anywhere I like |
""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess.
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x"
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess.
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x"
Not a pervert? How disappointing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess.
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x
Not a pervert? How disappointing."
Not on a school night |
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess.
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x
Not a pervert? How disappointing.
Not on a school night "
I'll try again at the weekend then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess.
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x
Not a pervert? How disappointing.
Not on a school night
I'll try again at the weekend then."
Just don't bring your long purple friend of yours. "Sure" it's a nice colour but I can't... I'm driving
(strap on bants) |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess.
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x
Not a pervert? How disappointing."
Indeed, fecking amateur  |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"Have you ever seen felines playing with their prey before putting it out of its misery?
yes? I don't really know how to answer that"
It's kinda Fab code
It means that every lady and couple on here prefer really smutty first messages. And don't forget to attach plenty of dick pics  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you ever seen felines playing with their prey before putting it out of its misery?
yes? I don't really know how to answer that
It's kinda Fab code
It means that every lady and couple on here prefer really smutty first messages. And don't forget to attach plenty of dick pics "
What a show stopper that tur Ed out to be |
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""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!
Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest
Haven't borrowed some then?
My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not
Your own will have to do for now I guess.
Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally
P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x
Not a pervert? How disappointing.
Not on a school night
I'll try again at the weekend then.
Just don't bring your long purple friend of yours. "Sure" it's a nice colour but I can't... I'm driving
(strap on bants) "
Wuss  |
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