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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk past the couple on a date, stop, do a double take, and say “Oh it is you” to the woman, and then say “My test results were negative, were yours too?”
Say you’re late for a meeting, and walk away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen a Big Mac over to a stranger like when James Bond sends ladies a drink at a bar.... "Compliments of the gent over there".
I reckon you could do that off table service, just put down their number thingy...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen a Big Mac over to a stranger like when James Bond sends ladies a drink at a bar.... "Compliments of the gent over there".
I reckon you could do that off table service, just put down their number thingy... "
Send even....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears  "
That’s quite a skill for a pair of ladies who enjoy each other’s company |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please  "
No I think they’re friends one has pink hair and the other has red, I think they’re going to get shit faced on white wine |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please
No I think they’re friends one has pink hair and the other has red, I think they’re going to get shit faced on white wine "
I was hoping for a bit of romance there. Never mind.
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"Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please "
"What do you reckon Ethel"
"I think we spike his drink and take him back to our place Doris"
"Oh yes, gummy bj whilst you grind his face Ethel"
All the time looking over at the OP and nodding |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears "
Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you. |
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"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears
Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you."
If you're flying somewhere OP, you just KNOW murder guy will be sat next to you.
Keep him away from the plastic cutlery  |
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"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears
Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you.
If you're flying somewhere OP, you just KNOW murder guy will be sat next to you.
Keep him away from the plastic cutlery "
He'll claim he has a bomb and show you a tin of corned beef |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain "
Captains. 
I'm invested in this now, tell us more OP. Ideally what uniform (Netjets fingers crossed)... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain
Captains.
I'm invested in this now, tell us more OP. Ideally what uniform (Netjets fingers crossed)... "
No he’s in civvies but lead cabin has tonight’s time share, he’s Spanish like the waiter off Benidorm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain
Captains.
I'm invested in this now, tell us more OP. Ideally what uniform (Netjets fingers crossed)...
No he’s in civvies but lead cabin has tonight’s time share, he’s Spanish like the waiter off Benidorm "
Have a bet with murder dude about how many of them he's ploughed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain "
No, that was me. Once you said there was cabin crew there, I had to get in on the action |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Update
Lead cabin has just shown captain hard on what dress he WILL buy her or she’s going to HR to report him
Date couple, the bloke is sitting that upright I think he’s in a torso cast
Mavis & Doris are on it
Cabin crew still haven’t shut up
Two ladies have walked in, Italian looking I think I love them |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
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"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? "
people watching is the best. So maybe think about where the ladies are going. Get eye contact with folk, smile. Give yourself a challenge .. how many can you get a smile back from. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ?
people watching is the best. So maybe think about where the ladies are going. Get eye contact with folk, smile. Give yourself a challenge .. how many can you get a smile back from. "
Mavis and Doris are off to Spain
Italians are proving a bit more tricky |
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"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears
Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you.
If you're flying somewhere OP, you just KNOW murder guy will be sat next to you.
Keep him away from the plastic cutlery
He'll claim he has a bomb and show you a tin of corned beef"
That old trick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk past the couple on a date, stop, do a double take, and say “Oh it is you” to the woman, and then say “My test results were negative, were yours too?”
Say you’re late for a meeting, and walk away "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update
Lead cabin has just shown captain hard on what dress he WILL buy her or she’s going to HR to report him
Date couple, the bloke is sitting that upright I think he’s in a torso cast
Mavis & Doris are on it
Cabin crew still haven’t shut up
Two ladies have walked in, Italian looking I think I love them "
I do get around.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Update
Lead cabin has just shown captain hard on what dress he WILL buy her or she’s going to HR to report him
Date couple, the bloke is sitting that upright I think he’s in a torso cast
Mavis & Doris are on it
Cabin crew still haven’t shut up
Two ladies have walked in, Italian looking I think I love them
I do get around. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? "
picture them all naked eating a carrot   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mavis & Doris are leaving, they’ve got a hot date!
Spanish lothario can’t get away he’s trapped
Cabin crew are boring they’re talking shop, all groups including campers but they’re getting louder too much Pinot |
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"Mavis & Doris are leaving, they’ve got a hot date!
Spanish lothario can’t get away he’s trapped
Cabin crew are boring they’re talking shop, all groups including campers but they’re getting louder too much Pinot "
Mavis and Doris have one date? Go girls! |
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My carrot got stuck.
