Paddy & Mick are in a plane that's about to crash .
Paddy says " as we close I'm gonna turn the plane upside down, that way we'll fall out " .
Mick replies " No we wont , we've been friends too long "
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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"Paddy & Mick are in a plane that's about to crash .
Paddy says " as we close I'm gonna turn the plane upside down, that way we'll fall out " .
Mick replies " No we wont , we've been friends too long "
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Are those the two who's two seater plane crashed into a Belfast graveyard? Police have recovered 398 bodies so far, but expect to find more |
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Mother in law call to her son in law. I can smell gas in my house, what I should to do she ask? He answered: Mom you are very religious person so enlightening candle and pray. |
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"What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings. And Walt disnae 
Aye your no rang there"
Guy walks into a bakery in Glesgae and asks the girl behind the counter "excuse me, doll, is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
She replies "no you're right, it's a doughnut"
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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings. And Walt disnae
Aye your no rang there
Guy walks into a bakery in Glesgae and asks the girl behind the counter "excuse me, doll, is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
She replies "no you're right, it's a doughnut"
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 Del always saying this and has he Scottish it sounds funny. Has to be read in a Scottish accent k |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings. And Walt disnae
Aye your no rang there
Guy walks into a bakery in Glesgae and asks the girl behind the counter "excuse me, doll, is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
She replies "no you're right, it's a doughnut"
Del always saying this and has he Scottish it sounds funny. Has to be read in a Scottish accent k"
Aye, ah ken whit ye mean |
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"Knock knock
Who’s there?
An interrupting sheep
An interr...
BAAA!!!
Love it  "
I told that one to a group of friends when we were all sleep deprived, and we all nearly died laughing |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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Since its got cold my girlfriend is always asking me if she should call down and visit her mum more just to see if shes ok and warm enough.
I keep telling her that she will be fine, as the garden shed is'nt too bad in winter and that i put heavy felt on the roof last year.
Anyway she has an extra blanket for when it gets really cold.
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Retrash out last week's one
What have a pint of Guinness and a priest got in common,.
They both covered from head to toe in black with a white collar,
And if you get a bad it will rip the arse out of you |
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