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Who's your forumite 'plus 1' going to be?

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

So, it's the launch of bar number two for GMF soon (if all goes to plan) - another hip and trendy little joint to follow in the success of its predecessor ...a sister to the now established brother!

Imagine a launch party aimed at Fab forumites only - you're all invited on the one proviso...

You have to bring with you a 'plus 1' who is another Fab forumite of the opposite sex

Who will you be attending with?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So how does this work for couples? Only myself engages in forums, and the other half doesn't. So what is the opposite sex for us?

x N

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"So how does this work for couples? Only myself engages in forums, and the other half doesn't. So what is the opposite sex for us?

x N"

Pick a decent chap maybe?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JimiUK.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x"

Rule breaking already!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll bring that odd grey cat man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So how does this work for couples? Only myself engages in forums, and the other half doesn't. So what is the opposite sex for us?

x N

Pick a decent chap maybe?"

There you go, GMF, you can be our plus 1...as long as you behave!

x N

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"So how does this work for couples? Only myself engages in forums, and the other half doesn't. So what is the opposite sex for us?

x N

Pick a decent chap maybe?

There you go, GMF, you can be our plus 1...as long as you behave!

x N"

I always behave myself!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x

Rule breaking already!

I'd say sorry but I'm not x

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'd bring DC with me so that we can ensure that there is a suitable level of style and sophistication to your new establishment, at least until the 2nd drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stubbsy innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??"

Haha, Emma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??"

But shushhhhhh.....

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Stubbsy innit

I'll make sure there's a supply of Seabrooks crinkle cut beefy nibbles made available...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

I'll make sure there's a supply of Seabrooks crinkle cut beefy nibbles made available..."

First class!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??

Haha, Emma

Still none the wiser!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it OK to come alone and hope to meet someone there?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Is it OK to come alone and hope to meet someone there? "

Are you just angling for me to be your date Venus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it OK to come alone and hope to meet someone there?

Are you just angling for me to be your date Venus?

Are you asking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??

Haha, Emma

Still none the wiser! "

She's the one who is cringing, with the amount of public displays of affection, happening on here today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??

Haha, Emma

Still none the wiser!

She's the one who is cringing, with the amount of public displays of affection, happening on here today "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??

Haha, Emma

Still none the wiser!

She's the one who is cringing, with the amount of public displays of affection, happening on here today "

Ahhhh!!!

. Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come with everyone’s fav Nora. Joan of Arc.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Is it OK to come alone and hope to meet someone there?

Are you just angling for me to be your date Venus?

Are you asking?

As owner, I reckon I get to share the night with a multiple bevy of beauties!

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By *modDMan over a year ago

Lichfield

I’m not taking anyone because they’ll only take advantage of me.

(I know it’s a repeat from the coffee thread but it got me a reply on there and that’s pretty much equal to getting a shag in my book)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stubbsy innit

Who actually is stubbsy. ??

Haha, Emma

Still none the wiser!

She's the one who is cringing, with the amount of public displays of affection, happening on here today

Ahhhh!!!

. Hello "

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

DominantDaddy if he would take me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it OK to come alone and hope to meet someone there?

Are you just angling for me to be your date Venus?

Are you asking?

As owner, I reckon I get to share the night with a multiple bevy of beauties!"

In that case I'll just sit at the bar looking forlorn and hope someone takes pity.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Sorry GMF, I don’t do plus ones, I like to mingle and chat to all

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Sorry GMF, I don’t do plus ones, I like to mingle and chat to all

Mingling is actively encouraged...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sorry GMF, I don’t do plus ones, I like to mingle and chat to all

Mingling is actively encouraged..."

We’ll line up the vodka then I have some mingling to do

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Sorry GMF, I don’t do plus ones, I like to mingle and chat to all

Mingling is actively encouraged...

We’ll line up the vodka then I have some mingling to do

The vodka will be free flowing...

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Does the other forumite get a say in this, because I'd like to invite xkeeleyx along

Failing that, I'll keep Venus company at the bar, and hope that someone takes pity on me, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come in ma pj's and bring ma teddy bear as ma plus 1 purlease? I'm all peopled out but I'll sit quietly in the corner like a wee mouse x

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I come in ma pj's and bring ma teddy bear as ma plus 1 purlease? I'm all peopled out but I'll sit quietly in the corner like a wee mouse x"

You lost me at "Can I come in my PJ's"

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Can I bring Citizensin please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come in ma pj's and bring ma teddy bear as ma plus 1 purlease? I'm all peopled out but I'll sit quietly in the corner like a wee mouse x

You lost me at "Can I come in my PJ's"

Tsk tsk, filthy mind, Mr GMF

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can I bring Durtyav - if she'd have me.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x"

Ooo, I'm in for this RR but only if you promise to buy me a drink.

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By *eilde HoarWoman over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x

Rule breaking already!

Please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most are taken now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Golden wonder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mavis and I will pop by after our coffee :D

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By *andyman111Man over a year ago

St Helens

I will take the female who is left

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By *.W CPLCouple over a year ago

PRESTON

"I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x

Rule breaking already!

Did you just assume there gender tut tut

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x

Ooo, I'm in for this RR but only if you promise to buy me a drink.

I'll keep them coming x

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By *andyman111Man over a year ago

St Helens

Hopefully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it OK to come alone and hope to meet someone there?

Are you just angling for me to be your date Venus?

Are you asking?

As owner, I reckon I get to share the night with a multiple bevy of beauties!

In that case I'll just sit at the bar looking forlorn and hope someone takes pity. "

I’ll take pity and would gladly be your plus one xx

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I want to bring Lorraine. I'll dress up as a man x

Ooo, I'm in for this RR but only if you promise to buy me a drink.

I'll keep them coming x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m going to say nobody but only because if everybody pairs off here my new business venture which I’m temporarily calling Fab Cabs will transport you all home to continue your evenings however you have planned at a cheaper than uber rate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m too new and don’t know anyone well enough to choose

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Mr A would be a nice plus one for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Noone wants to go with me

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm a schizophrenic transvestite, and so is my sister, so we'll both come alone and together

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Tea monkey

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'll sit in the reject corner then.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll sit in the reject corner then.

Sorry. Its already full of fellas.

You'll have to sit on someone's knee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the reject corner then.

Would you do me the honour of allowing me to escort you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since Nippy is bringing Emkins, I'm off to find Kissing Kelly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd take Annabelle21

we'll need a dance floor

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I'll sit in the reject corner then.

Would you do me the honour of allowing me to escort you

I feel like a sympathy shag...sorry I mean date

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Oh how do I choose? What's your criteria for your plus one? Mate on your arm or partner in crime?

It's too complicated .. and risky and I don't really know any one and .... panic!

Maybe I'll just rock up with me myself and I, see where it gets me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh how do I choose? What's your criteria for your plus one? Mate on your arm or partner in crime?

It's too complicated .. and risky and I don't really know any one and .... panic!

Maybe I'll just rock up with me myself and I, see where it gets me

Im pouncing on Freya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LorenzoVonMatterhorn

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Not sure mine does plus ones

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Oh how do I choose? What's your criteria for your plus one? Mate on your arm or partner in crime?

It's too complicated .. and risky and I don't really know any one and .... panic!

Maybe I'll just rock up with me myself and I, see where it gets me

Im pouncing on Freya

Oh good

Can you not eat 6 -8 poached eggs for breakfast on that day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sit in the reject corner then.

Would you do me the honour of allowing me to escort you

I feel like a sympathy shag...sorry I mean date

No crash and burn emoji.... someone put these flames out

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tony or Mr Mystery.

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Mr A would be a nice plus one for me"

funny that miss Sexy I was just thinking the same about you,, just throwing the tie pin on and I'll be over to collect you,,

We'll bring a touch of class to the joint .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh how do I choose? What's your criteria for your plus one? Mate on your arm or partner in crime?

It's too complicated .. and risky and I don't really know any one and .... panic!

Maybe I'll just rock up with me myself and I, see where it gets me

Im pouncing on Freya

Oh good

Can you not eat 6 -8 poached eggs for breakfast on that day

I'll have coco pops just for you

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

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By *eilde HoarWoman over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

join me & Annabelle21

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

John Travolta and Uma Thurman ain't got nothing on us. Lol

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By *eilde HoarWoman over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

join me & Annabelle21"

Great idea

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By *eilde HoarWoman over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

John Travolta and Uma Thurman ain't got nothing on us. Lol"

Shoes are off let's go

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll have all 3 of you ladies.

I've got enough moves to dazzle you all. Xxx

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

join me & Annabelle21"

Someone mention dancing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Golden wonder

You know your my fave too xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack meeoff..

He would be my plus one. Total gent with a naughty streak. Funny caring smiles makes me laff. Hugs me (from a distance) I'd be safe.. And a whole lot more.. I'd share my haribos with him x

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

John Travolta and Uma Thurman ain't got nothing on us. Lol"

Raven Red and I challenge you to a dance off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jack meeoff..

He would be my plus one. Total gent with a naughty streak. Funny caring smiles makes me laff. Hugs me (from a distance) I'd be safe.. And a whole lot more.. I'd share my haribos with him x"
aw thanks for that x the feeling is mutual XXX

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Not sure mine does plus ones

Grab a vodka and mingle with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont want a plus one. I'm happy with me and mingling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mavis and I will pop by after our coffee :D"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm. Let me think. I’ll drag this new geezer along- Chairman Wow.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

My boobs are my plus-one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boobs are my plus-one...

Plus two surely.

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I've seen a good +1 in the room already...

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m going to take Pink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn’t want to go anyway

haha. Where is this reject corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can it be you Op youre obviously doing very well financially, youre so smart i live in your shadows and you just know all the right things to say to women, I'll even be fab straight for you.......... can it can it can it

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

There can be only one. She knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since Nippy is bringing Emkins, I'm off to find Kissing Kelly. "
you found me

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

John Travolta and Uma Thurman ain't got nothing on us. Lol

Raven Red and I challenge you to a dance off."

*kicks shoes off ready x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A girl i know who can have my penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since Nippy is bringing Emkins, I'm off to find Kissing Kelly. you found me

Hiding under the duvet again

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

As a chap of generous proportions, I am happy to be a lady's +2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since Nippy is bringing Emkins, I'm off to find Kissing Kelly. you found me

Hiding under the duvet again

"
i i never hide from you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Since Nippy is bringing Emkins, I'm off to find Kissing Kelly. you found me

Hiding under the duvet again

i i never hide from you

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

John Travolta and Uma Thurman ain't got nothing on us. Lol

Raven Red and I challenge you to a dance off."

Bring on. Dance off.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all..."

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

John Travolta and Uma Thurman ain't got nothing on us. Lol

Raven Red and I challenge you to a dance off.

Bring on. Dance off.

Shoes off, bobble in hair. It's ON x

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF "

And you know I only do gin Girthage....

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF "

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Chin chin

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

I like your style. Cheers girls x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

That’s a bottle each GMF not one between 3

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

That’s a bottle each GMF not one between 3

That's a given... for starters x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

My usual spot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

My usual spot

Room for me?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm bringing _hunky gent so we can get started on the pint competition

We should be d*unk enough to venture on the dance floor by now. Hic.

Let's throw down some moves

John Travolta and Uma Thurman ain't got nothing on us. Lol

Raven Red and I challenge you to a dance off.

*kicks shoes off ready x"

We got this

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

My usual spot

Room for me? "

Of course.... GMF bottle of gin please

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

I like your style. Cheers girls x"

Hey, where's mine?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Ok girls, you drive a hard bargain

Bottles of Monkey47 & Absolute for those gin and vodka drinkers...

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

My usual spot

Room for me? "

Always poppet

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ok girls, you drive a hard bargain

Bottles of Monkey47 & Absolute for those gin and vodka drinkers..."

It will do

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Wouldn't want to be barred at the door

Anyone fancy accompanying me?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

No thanks.... vodka please GMF

Vodka here too please! Make it a double!

Just leave the bottle for us x

Men binned.. girls at the bar...

I like your style. Cheers girls x

Hey, where's mine?"

Bottle right here for you x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Wouldn't want to be barred at the door

Anyone fancy accompanying me?

Just join the party, always someone around to talk to

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By *ong_John2333Man over a year ago

Birmingham

I think I'm going to have to sneak in and pretend my +1 is in the bathroom all night...

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Has to be Dick, he posts just not very often.

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I’m coming girlies

I’ll leave my man keeping my bed warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me, myself and I x

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By *LARENCE77Man over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

Would love to take my new best friend. You know who you are...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’m coming girlies

I’ll leave my man keeping my bed warm

But I can't keep your bed warm Lexi, I'll be hosting the launch event!!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’m coming girlies

I’ll leave my man keeping my bed warm

But I can't keep your bed warm Lexi, I'll be hosting the launch event!!

Ha! Leave the hosting to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me, myself and I x"

Would you come with me? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn vodka flowing like waterfalls and nobody will take me

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all..."

Prefer chablis if you don't mind

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all...

Prefer chablis if you don't mind"

For you GW, no probs

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

Didn't realize this was a stay over party,,

Sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too..."

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Just for you Emms

You also have special access to the VIP bar area...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A complimentary glass of chilled Veuve upon arrival for all..."

And now I have a reason to join

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Stella?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estella?

No. I am unique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estella?

No. I am unique. "

Indeed you are my lovely

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estella?

No. I am unique.

Indeed you are my lovely

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estrella?

No, that's a non unique Spanish lager

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estrella?

No, that's a non unique Spanish lager"

You can’t even fathom how many Fab PM approaches I get that start with; you’re my favourite lager...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estrella?

No, that's a non unique Spanish lager"

Is THAT like Stella?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estrella?

No, that's a non unique Spanish lager

You can’t even fathom how many Fab PM approaches I get that start with; you’re my favourite lager...

Artorez!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estrella?

No, that's a non unique Spanish lager

You can’t even fathom how many Fab PM approaches I get that start with; you’re my favourite lager...

Is this your way of saying I'm predictable?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too..."

Both excellent beverages

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Is that like Estrella?

No, that's a non unique Spanish lager

You can’t even fathom how many Fab PM approaches I get that start with; you’re my favourite lager...

Is this your way of saying I'm predictable?!!

I went to my inbox to await it. So, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Just for you Emms

You also have special access to the VIP bar area..."

Thankyou GMF.I would have been happy with a pint of Fosters,but I will take my fancy lager and have my VIP party of one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just going to sit in the corner and drown my sorrows that as usual I don't have a date

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'm just going to sit in the corner and drown my sorrows that as usual I don't have a date

I'll keep you company Sinders...

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

If I bring Pat Mustard is he allowed to do the helicopter?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"If I bring Pat Mustard is he allowed to do the helicopter?"

There'll be no helicopter antics permitted in my bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I bring Pat Mustard is he allowed to do the helicopter?

There'll be no helicopter antics permitted in my bar"
sorry im pissed on 2 budds so gonna piss in the punch on the sly

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"If I bring Pat Mustard is he allowed to do the helicopter?

There'll be no helicopter antics permitted in my bar"

Then I’m going to have to go solo or just slink off to Wetherspoons...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"If I bring Pat Mustard is he allowed to do the helicopter?

There'll be no helicopter antics permitted in my bar

Then I’m going to have to go solo or just slink off to Wetherspoons..."

Or, come and join me in the VIP area Dianne?

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By *andKBCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

I'd love to bring youngcub2.0 if he'll have me. C wont mind I'm sure haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Just for you Emms

You also have special access to the VIP bar area...

Thankyou GMF.I would have been happy with a pint of Fosters,but I will take my fancy lager and have my VIP party of one

May I share your fancy pants lager and do some secret vip stuff with you in a dark corner my love....?

(I'll sneak under the posh red rope thingy, minge won't notice)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When is this thing OP? I’m free next Tuesday night...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When is this thing OP? I’m free next Tuesday night...

It's ALL happening next Tuesday

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By *lue_dogMan over a year ago

Littlehampton

I wonder if you’d do me the honour of accompanying me, LisaB45?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Just for you Emms

You also have special access to the VIP bar area...

Thankyou GMF.I would have been happy with a pint of Fosters,but I will take my fancy lager and have my VIP party of one

May I share your fancy pants lager and do some secret vip stuff with you in a dark corner my love....?

(I'll sneak under the posh red rope thingy, minge won't notice)"

I don't think you know the meaning of secret,but sure! Come and join my gang of 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hop House 13 & Camden Hells Lager will be served too...

Just for you Emms

You also have special access to the VIP bar area...

Thankyou GMF.I would have been happy with a pint of Fosters,but I will take my fancy lager and have my VIP party of one

May I share your fancy pants lager and do some secret vip stuff with you in a dark corner my love....?

(I'll sneak under the posh red rope thingy, minge won't notice)

I don't think you know the meaning of secret,but sure! Come and join my gang of 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It seems everyone is taken, I am going on my own and hope to meet my plus1 there? Lol.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Can't believe my date stood me up

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By *urplequeenWoman over a year ago

Fife

"I'm just going to sit in the corner and drown my sorrows that as usual I don't have a date

Ach we can be the scottish singles swigging vodka in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm new to the party? Is it too late to join?

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Have you got any Bollinger GMF? I much prefer that to Veuve

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