They never work. Women who lap them up are stupid and men who think they work get stupid women and we all know that they don't like stupid women cos they only want ones they can shag the brains out of |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"They make me smile, and occasionally giggle, but thats about it. But then again i wear cast iron knickers which are not that easy to get into 
I have noticed the clang when you sit down xx "
Now im embarrassed  |
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"They make me smile, and occasionally giggle, but thats about it. But then again i wear cast iron knickers which are not that easy to get into
I have noticed the clang when you sit down xx Now im embarrassed "
Noooo don't be. It's the sound of people applauding n clinking glasses .. honest. |
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over a year ago
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"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'
thats gold! did it work though?"
i laughed, then deleted the message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'
thats gold! did it work though?
i laughed, then deleted the message "
i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x |
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i think they work in person better, but its obviousily a case of who is using the line than the line itself, they just meant to make someone laugh and show some interest, from then the hard work starts!
i wouldnt think they be overly successfull in text messages on here unless of course the profiles one they were interested in anyways or its something very original that makes them laugh alot!
never use them myself but i dont really go chatting people up in public on nights out etc , but if i do i norm just ask if they wanna dance as usually works if they interested |
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"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'
thats gold! did it work though?
i laughed, then deleted the message
i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x"
they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line
after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone! |
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"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'
thats gold! did it work though?
i laughed, then deleted the message
i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x
they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line
after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone!"
i agree but a thanks for making me laugh message wouldn't have taken long |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
This one definitely doesn't work..
"They should rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together... if you think that's cheesy you should see my knob... 
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"This one definitely doesn't work..
"They should rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together... if you think that's cheesy you should see my knob...
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that's like an anti-chat up line |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'
thats gold! did it work though?
i laughed, then deleted the message
i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x
they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line
after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone!
i agree but a thanks for making me laugh message wouldn't have taken long"
but on my profile it says im not meeting at the moment and that messages wont be replied too and often just deleted... so presuming that he read my profile he should have known that he was in effectively wasting his own time if he expected any kind of response |
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"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'
thats gold! did it work though?
i laughed, then deleted the message
i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x
they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line
after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone!
i agree but a thanks for making me laugh message wouldn't have taken long
but on my profile it says im not meeting at the moment and that messages wont be replied too and often just deleted... so presuming that he read my profile he should have known that he was in effectively wasting his own time if he expected any kind of response "
ah fair enough his own fault then |
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