"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me."
That's why I've never tried MMF: I prefer to disappoint men one at a time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.
That's why I've never tried MMF: I prefer to disappoint men one at a time."
ill form an orderly queue. |
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By *modDMan
over a year ago
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"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me."
Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny
Are you here every week, sir? |
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"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????
You would definately remember if it was me  "
Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers.... |
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"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.
Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny
Are you here every week, sir?"
For legal reasons im only allowed on here at certain times, i cannot divulge when ill next be funny. |
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"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????
You would definately remember if it was me
Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers...."
Omg it is you, the shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????
You would definately remember if it was me
Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers....
Omg it is you, the shame "
Well, like I said when we...parted...it's a good thing you're pretty.
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By *modDMan
over a year ago
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"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.
Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny
Are you here every week, sir?
For legal reasons im only allowed on here at certain times, i cannot divulge when ill next be funny."
I’ll put you down for voting for Jezza and his free broadband for all then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????
You would definately remember if it was me
Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers....
Omg it is you, the shame
Well, like I said when we...parted...it's a good thing you're pretty.
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Thats all i ever was to you a pretty disappointment.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Theres one thing I've learnt from fab and that's the ones what shout loudest are normally the biggest disappointments. True story.
I like your approach  "
Thank you, id disappoint you in seconds. |
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"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me."
Oh no, I've had my fair share of that  |
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"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.
Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny
Are you here every week, sir?
For legal reasons im only allowed on here at certain times, i cannot divulge when ill next be funny.
I’ll put you down for voting for Jezza and his free broadband for all then?"
5bn is more then enough, think how much porn we could all download. |
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"Theres one thing I've learnt from fab and that's the ones what shout loudest are normally the biggest disappointments. True story.
I like your approach "
wow impressive pics I must say would love a workout with you all the fit ones are always miles away ! |
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"It's kinda true though, I remember the worst ever. And the best ever. Everyone else just disappears into the annals of mediocrity haha"
Well lets hope i get to be the best worst sex you have ever had. |
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"Theres one thing I've learnt from fab and that's the ones what shout loudest are normally the biggest disappointments. True story.
I like your approach wow impressive pics I must say would love a workout with you all the fit ones are always miles away !"
Thanks but im more of a greggs type of guy. |
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"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.
Oh no, I've had my fair share of that "
Well why not have the best worst then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tiger eyes I'm calling you out...I've just read your one and only veri... and the lady was very polite about you...she even went as far as to say ...you are decidedly average....not too bad |
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"It's kinda true though, I remember the worst ever. And the best ever. Everyone else just disappears into the annals of mediocrity haha
Well lets hope i get to be the best worst sex you have ever had."
You know it might be worth popping down to Birmingham for that. It's an excellent selling point. You could be Birmingham's best tourist attraction  |
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"Tiger eyes I'm calling you out...I've just read your one and only veri... and the lady was very polite about you...she even went as far as to say ...you are decidedly average....not too bad"
The delightful nipples, a truly beautiful woman, funny, kind, witty. The one i let get away, my only regret on FAB. I miss her daily. |
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