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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago
Preston |
I've just commented on a thread and it made me think about auto corrects. My phone is possessed by perverts and makes some very strange assumptions about me.
The worst was
"I've sent an email with information"
Which corrected to
"I've sent an anal fetish inauguration"
I have no idea how this happened and all I can say is, thank goodness it was the fit, slightly kinky bloke who got it 
What's your most embarrassing?
(Hoping it's not just me) |
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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago
Preston |
"I once asked a friend about the health of her son as he hadn't been well and instead of asking 'how's (insert name here)?', it autocorrected it to 'how's retard?'. I was mortified  "
Oh mine corrects regards to retards sometimes so I get 'kind retards' at the end of emails! Cringe! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I have a work phone someone had before me. I never use it for anything rude, I barely use my personal phone for rude (I have a separate dumb Fab phone).
Every time I go to type "election" it corrects it to "erection". I have to type election a lot at the moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
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This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine 
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different  |
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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago
Preston |
"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different "
Yes....this is me! |
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"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different "
And as if by magic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different
Yes....this is me!"
I just don’t get it Ember!
I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!
God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different
And as if by magic "
Shit it you! |
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"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different
And as if by magic
Shit it you!"
See ........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My husband once messaged to ask if I’d moved the insurance paperwork.
I told him yes it was safe in my vag
He replied that it’s not an entirely totally lock tight area
Lex"
I spat my tea out at that!
I hope you gave him a clip when you got home |
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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago
Preston |
"My husband once messaged to ask if I’d moved the insurance paperwork.
I told him yes it was safe in my vag
He replied that it’s not an entirely totally lock tight area
Lex"
Bahahaha |
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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago
Preston |
"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different
Yes....this is me!
I just don’t get it Ember!
I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!
God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned "
Same. The things it corrects too are not things I've ever typed (I dread to think what an anal fetish inauguration actually is)
And they're generally rude, or at least suggestive!
I asked the same man if he had ever made a jam sandwich (which autocorrected to man sandwich ) and almost sent "thank you for the anal" to an important work person last week (instead of email)
Mortified! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different
Yes....this is me!
I just don’t get it Ember!
I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!
God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned
Same. The things it corrects too are not things I've ever typed (I dread to think what an anal fetish inauguration actually is)
And they're generally rude, or at least suggestive!
I asked the same man if he had ever made a jam sandwich (which autocorrected to man sandwich ) and almost sent "thank you for the anal" to an important work person last week (instead of email)
Mortified!"
So far i’ve been lucky!
Certain people draw attention to it but I know it often makes him chuckle so I take comfort in that my pervy phone is bringing a smile to someone’s face!  |
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"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon
This thread is made for me!
Can you we turn it in to a self help group???
Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine
Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different
Yes....this is me!
I just don’t get it Ember!
I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!
God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned
Same. The things it corrects too are not things I've ever typed (I dread to think what an anal fetish inauguration actually is)
And they're generally rude, or at least suggestive!
I asked the same man if he had ever made a jam sandwich (which autocorrected to man sandwich ) and almost sent "thank you for the anal" to an important work person last week (instead of email)
Mortified!
So far i’ve been lucky!
Certain people draw attention to it but I know it often makes him chuckle so I take comfort in that my pervy phone is bringing a smile to someone’s face! "
Stupid is as stupid does |
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I've sent "king retards" to clients on the end of emails a few times - the only time they ever read it before you can recall!
But my worst was a text to my boss telling him I'd be late because I'd forgotten my strap-on
I typed laptop! |
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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've sent "king retards" to clients on the end of emails a few times - the only time they ever read it before you can recall!
But my worst was a text to my boss telling him I'd be late because I'd forgotten my strap-on
I typed laptop! "
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"I've sent "king retards" to clients on the end of emails a few times - the only time they ever read it before you can recall!
But my worst was a text to my boss telling him I'd be late because I'd forgotten my strap-on
I typed laptop! "
That’s a half decent excuse to be late |
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