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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let me here them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A come on

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple over a year ago

Waterford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice legs, what time do the open?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice legs, what time do the open? "

Haha that is quite good :D

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Thats a smashing blouse you've got on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remind me is someone I once slept with, gutted I never got her name!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice legs, what time do the open?

Haha that is quite good :D"

I second that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thats a smashing blouse you've got on"

Thanks but it's a dress.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q-I've got a watch that can tell the co;our of your knickers ......... it says your not wearing any !!!

A-I am they are white

Q-Shit it's fast again ...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Q-I've got a watch that can tell the co;our of your knickers ......... it says your not wearing any !!!

A-I am they are white

Q-Shit it's fast again ...........

So funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a party on your face, can I cum?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Nice legs, what time do the open?

Haha that is quite good :D

I second that

I know that lol.....It's Ritchie Rich's chat up line from Bottom. But you do have a smashing dress on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best / Worst one I've heard.

My cocks just died, can I bury it in your ass

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

My vagina is hiring, enquire within

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mate just used to whip his cock out of his fly, whistle at a woman and point at his cock with both hands.

Worked a lot more than it should have.

Does help if you've a massive cock though.

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By *ctionnotwords69Man over a year ago

ENFIELD

Grab yet coat.....you've been pulled!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this smell like chloroform

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By *adyx4Woman over a year ago

Durham

"Nice legs, what time do the open? "

Nice mouth - when does it close?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thats a smashing blouse you've got on

Thanks but it's a dress."

It would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor

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By *estrideyetMan over a year ago

Aspatria

"Let me here them

Have i died and gone to heaven because there a angel infront of me

Your eyes are to die

For how we can chat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your legs are like a Oreo cookie I want to spilt them and eat the good stuff in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Best / Worst one I've heard.

My cocks just died, can I bury it in your ass"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not so much a chat up line but when we were courting/cheating and hadn't seen each other for a while, I sent Peach a message that said "I miss you so much I've got a Peach shaped hole in my soul" apparently it made her melt and sealed the deal.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not so much a chat up line but when we were courting/cheating and hadn't seen each other for a while, I sent Peach a message that said "I miss you so much I've got a Peach shaped hole in my soul" apparently it made her melt and sealed the deal.

Fuzz"

Aww that's cute

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By *lirtyFellaMan over a year ago

a permanent state of arousal

"What fucks like a Tiger and blinks?"

"What?"

(Start blinking furiously)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a cockney mate and the best one I heard him say was 'alright treacle giz a twirl.

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