That your parents or family don't know about.
Have you bought something without them knowing, had sex in their bed, broken and hid something ?
Let's have something other than you're a swinger
Curly wurly for the best "secret"  |
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"I say that I'm going golfing in Phoenix every year.
When I'm actually going to the burning man festival.
And yes...I do go in the sex tent. "
Do you take your golf clubs to make it look real
I guess the sex tent could be the 19th hole |
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"I say that I'm going golfing in Phoenix every year.
When I'm actually going to the burning man festival.
And yes...I do go in the sex tent. "
Bleddy nice one..this was on my to do list...it looks amazing   |
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"When I was 16, and they went on holiday.
It really wasn't a pigeon that flew through the bay window & smashed it 
Those kamikaze pigeons are buggers for that "
I got the windows fixed before they returned, cost my month's wages.
Thought I'd got away with it but my mum misses nothing!
Had to invent the pigeon story on the spot
But worst of all.
I didn't know
The whole house, was being doubled glazed the week after!
I could have just left it boarded up
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"When I was 16, and they went on holiday.
It really wasn't a pigeon that flew through the bay window & smashed it
Those kamikaze pigeons are buggers for that
I got the windows fixed before they returned, cost my month's wages.
Thought I'd got away with it but my mum misses nothing!
Had to invent the pigeon story on the spot
But worst of all.
I didn't know
The whole house, was being doubled glazed the week after!
I could have just left it boarded up
"
Haha . Similar story here , my parents went away for the weekend and trusted me with the house for the first time when I was 15 . Needless to add I had a party , and I thought everything went fine. I cleaned up . Then I saw it , a huge fag burn in the living room carpet , oh fuck !!.
I thought I'd be clever , so I moved the sofa and cut a tiny piece of carpet from the corner of the room and glued it into the fag hole . You honestly wouldnt have noticed it I did such a good job .
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my Father didn’t know I smashed the rear window of his estate when I drove my boat into the trailer too fast. Luckily the boat was undamaged. Told him a stone must have flown off road. He never could figure out why the wiper blade had an anchor attached |
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"I say that I'm going golfing in Phoenix every year.
When I'm actually going to the burning man festival.
And yes...I do go in the sex tent.
Bleddy nice one..this was on my to do list...it looks amazing "
Then go!
Before it completely gets fucked up by several politically funded movements which made last year kind of...challenging. |
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"I say that I'm going golfing in Phoenix every year.
When I'm actually going to the burning man festival.
And yes...I do go in the sex tent.
Do you take your golf clubs to make it look real
I guess the sex tent could be the 19th hole "
Lol. You don't want know. Has to be seen to be believed. |
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