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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
Which "her" are all the single blokes on ?
Asking for a friend  "
She is one lucky bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because it's a wank fest, a bit like doing 'dares' when you were a kid, remember that excitement when your pals encouraged you to knock on someone's door then run away?
Well it's like that only this time asking for face pics then blocking the couple who sent you the pics once you've got them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
I was in a couple previously and thought I would try as a singleton once I split with the x
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"Lots of couples seek a single man to add to their mix. It would be harder to find them if they weren't here.
Exactly this. Exactly what we want."
Us too thank god for single guys bi or otherwise for us ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swingers are easy and will fuck anyone. For the blokes, it’s an easy fuck  "
Exactly. Was s'posed to be a shag a day, easy as, NSA guaranteed.
I want my money back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of couples seek a single man to add to their mix. It would be harder to find them if they weren't here.
Exactly this. Exactly what we want."
if you ever need a helping hand |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If single blokes weren't on here, the couples would tear each other apart, you need a site punching bag, we're it.
No need to thank us, we love it!"
Us single women are here to provide wank material for everyone waiting for a meet.
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"If single blokes weren't on here, the couples would tear each other apart, you need a site punching bag, we're it.
No need to thank us, we love it!
Us single women are here to provide wank material for everyone waiting for a meet.
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On behalf of the "Blokes", I thank you and your sistren |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ???? I was in a couple previously and thought I would try as a singleton once I split with the x"
Same here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men 
 the plot thickens"
That must be a typo.. surely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men "
Nice mate, you have remove the mask  |
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This is part of the reason many single guys struggle, because couples like yourself seem to want to act like we're not meant to be here, many singles are on this site, men and women, all looming for the same things and all, hopefully, enjoy swinging, whats with the judgement? |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men
the plot thickens
That must be a typo.. surely "
As Blackadder once said 'something smells fishie - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldricks apple crumble' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples. "
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting |
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men "
Ahhh... it’s like catching your Vegan mate scoffing a black pudding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
There’s loads of single bi females gagging to sleep with couples too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples. "
Oh how exciting! Is it like being a pet but different? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting"
Of course, and abide by their every rule but aren't allowed any yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting"
Will they bring chips?
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways "
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting
Of course, and abide by their every rule but aren't allowed any yourself."
Thats the one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?"
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?"
I'm pretty sure you can get double ended dildos |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men
Nice mate, you have remove the mask "
Takes a bow and exits stage left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?"
A *double-sided* dildo? Duh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread
Can we start a new thread about us? "
Yes! *jumps up and down* can we??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting
Will they bring chips?
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Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see"
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread
Can we start a new thread about us?
Yes! *jumps up and down* can we??? "
Do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread
Can we start a new thread about us?
Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???
Do it "
The new thread or the jumping up and down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am one of those who have sex with single guys only.
Shoot me "
Shoot me too, then. I play with couples with my partner but on my own it's single guys only. I'm not a unicorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men
Nice mate, you have remove the mask
Takes a bow and exits stage left "
Mate thats the ladies toilet |
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So are we saying that the ONLY thing that works both ways is a double-ended dildo? How on earth did the saying "it works both ways" end up being used in common parlance?
This country is fucking kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread
Can we start a new thread about us?
Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???
Do it
The new thread or the jumping up and down?"
All of the above |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!"
You sure you were holding it right way up |
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"So are we saying that the ONLY thing that works both ways is a double-ended dildo? How on earth did the saying "it works both ways" end up being used in common parlance?
This country is fucking kinky"
I fucking hope so |
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men
Nice mate, you have remove the mask
Takes a bow and exits stage left
Mate thats the ladies toilet "
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is like a party political broadcast for the lib Dems
Who are you talking to? "
Yeah, are the Lib Dems campaigning on a double-ended dildo manifesto? |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up "
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
But you're verified by 6 men
Nice mate, you have remove the mask
Takes a bow and exits stage left
Mate thats the ladies toilet "
Shhh. I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting
Will they bring chips?
Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you "
No buffet? Much disappoint |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?"
A double ended dildo?
69?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is like a party political broadcast for the lib Dems
Who are you talking to?
Yeah, are the Lib Dems campaigning on a double-ended dildo manifesto?"
Ill vote for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel"
What if you hold it sideways?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting
Will they bring chips?
Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you
No buffet? Much disappoint"
Do you really want finger food at playtime |
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Most of what the others have said, plus lots of couples also have individual profiles too - including the males in them.
We can use filters and blocks to refine our use of fab. Filters when searching, to restrict results to just the types of people we want and can also restrict and block others from contacting us, if they're outside what and who we'd like.
But men in particular seem to swarm to places that they perceive may deliver sexual kicks or real sex on tap. |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting
Of course, and abide by their every rule but aren't allowed any yourself."
Another reason why I seek out single men... |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
Because couples look for singles.
Because singles would like become couples.
It's not that difficult to work out.
Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel
What if you hold it sideways? "
I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene."
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun? |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel"
Blew it..walked into that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting
Will they bring chips?
Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you
No buffet? Much disappoint
Do you really want finger food at playtime "
Afterwards then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread
Can we start a new thread about us?
Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???
Do it
The new thread or the jumping up and down?
All of the above "
I started it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
Because couples look for singles.
Because singles would like become couples.
It's not that difficult to work out.
Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?
E"
Standing ovation for that couple * applauds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.
But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting
Will they bring chips?
Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you
No buffet? Much disappoint
Do you really want finger food at playtime
Afterwards then? "
Now you could be onto something |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel
What if you hold it sideways?
I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)"
Moons up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread
Can we start a new thread about us?
Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???
Do it
The new thread or the jumping up and down?
All of the above
I started it.. "
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel
What if you hold it sideways?
I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)
Moons up "
And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel
What if you hold it sideways?
I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)
Moons up
And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here"
I ought to report you for taking the opportunity away from a nice couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
It is. Men 'swing' so they are here. So do single ladies and why they are here.
Forgive me being direct but since I started swinging some 10 years ago I have seen this somewhat superior attitude many times from couples who seem to think 'its really clever' to slag off single blokes like we are 2nd class citizens when we most certainly are not and make barbed comments in their profiles (you didn't thankfully).
I can assure you there are more couples looking for MFF or MMF than MFMF for the simple reason its easier for 3 to get along than find 4 who do. Or are single ladies OK but single men not OK?
And I am glad someone else pointed your hypocrisy as you have played with single blokes yourselves. Or was that just for the hubbie?
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel
What if you hold it sideways?
I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)
Moons up
And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here
I ought to report you for taking the opportunity away from a nice couple"
Now now share and share a like |
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"What about single women? Should we be here?
good point..should we? It works both ways
Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?
Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see
Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!
You sure you were holding it right way up
ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel
What if you hold it sideways?
I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)
Moons up
And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here
I ought to report you for taking the opportunity away from a nice couple
Now now share and share a like "
Wait, we're sharing?!
*lies on back and waits patiently* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When we joined I (fem) thought swinging was another name for wife swapping. Obv the men are here for the sex, just as single women are, so I suppose if we couples want to bring them into our relationships it's win win! |
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
Can single men not be swingers like?"
Apparently not, come on guys hand over your membership cards that you pay more for i might add to the lovelly couples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thing with the site is that it really is a lot broader reaching than being somewhere purely for couples to swing with other couples.
As a single guy, I personally have no interest in meeting couples on here but you can hardly fault the guys who are here because they are interested given the fact some couples do want single guys and those who don't want to be contacted by single men can very easily block messages from them...
All sex sites are a sausage fest. All of them. |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
Because couples look for singles.
Because singles would like become couples.
It's not that difficult to work out.
Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?
E
Standing ovation for that couple * applauds"
Thanks. FaF?
Unless you're a single bloke of course. You're not a single bloke are you?
Cue the Jehova sketch.....
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
Because couples look for singles.
Because singles would like become couples.
It's not that difficult to work out.
Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?
E
Standing ovation for that couple * applauds
Thanks. FaF?
Unless you're a single bloke of course. You're not a single bloke are you?
Cue the Jehova sketch.....
E
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found a witch, may we burn her |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?"
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????
Because couples look for singles.
Because singles would like become couples.
It's not that difficult to work out.
Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?
E
Standing ovation for that couple * applauds
Thanks. FaF?
Unless you're a single bloke of course. You're not a single bloke are you?
Cue the Jehova sketch.....
E
found a witch, may we burn her "
She turned me into a newt!
BURN HER!
I got better  |
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think."
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think."
Not all of us, im sweet and innocent |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
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God no, I'm single forever. |
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
God no, I'm single forever. "
*edits "future Mrs Byron" list.... |
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
And get a golden ticket to the chocolate factory?"
You're talking about anal, yes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
And get a golden ticket to the chocolate factory?
You're talking about anal, yes? "
I wasnt but now you mention it |
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
And get a golden ticket to the chocolate factory?
You're talking about anal, yes? "
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
God no, I'm single forever.
*edits "future Mrs Byron" list...."
I can be your mistress! |
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over a year ago
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
Are you saying single blokes can't be swingers?
Does that also mean single women can't be swingers?
Would you prefer even more fake profiles with both single guys and ladies pretending to be a couple?
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
God no, I'm single forever.
*edits "future Mrs Byron" list....
I can be your mistress!"
Oh gwaaan then. |
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over a year ago
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"The way I see it is, if you don't like the way swinging has evolved to include singles, go back to putting keys in a bowl and putting adds in seedy magazines and newspapers. "
i'd love to do a keys in a bowl party, i need a new car |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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I was posting on a similar themed thread a few weeks ago.
A couple moaning that singles shouldn't be on here, only couples were proper swingers, singles spoilt it for all the couples.
You know, the usual guff.
On questioning it turns out they met on Fab.
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When they both had singles profiles.
Filed under "you couldn't make that shit up"
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"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
how many single blokes are on her can she breath, is it a record for Guinness book? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
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Then should couples who met on here be allowed then? My brain is hurting now... |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
Then should couples who met on here be allowed then? My brain is hurting now... "
Nobody should be allowed, we should all just stop having sex and live celibate lives. |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?
Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.
There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.
Then should couples who met on here be allowed then? My brain is hurting now...
Nobody should be allowed, we should all just stop having sex and live celibate lives."
Damn.
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"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene."
I've never seen Swinger couples being elitist. It must be very rare. |
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"The way I see it is, if you don't like the way swinging has evolved to include singles, go back to putting keys in a bowl and putting adds in seedy magazines and newspapers. i'd love to do a keys in a bowl party, i need a new car
My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me "
You should change your profile name to Lola the Wrench. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.
I've never seen Swinger couples being elitist. It must be very rare."
I see quite abit of it. |
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"The way I see it is, if you don't like the way swinging has evolved to include singles, go back to putting keys in a bowl and putting adds in seedy magazines and newspapers. i'd love to do a keys in a bowl party, i need a new car
My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me "
I did well then. I got a speedboat for my wife. His wife wasn't pleased I took that option. ... |
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"The way I see it is, if you don't like the way swinging has evolved to include singles, go back to putting keys in a bowl and putting adds in seedy magazines and newspapers. i'd love to do a keys in a bowl party, i need a new car
My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me
I did well then. I got a speedboat for my wife. His wife wasn't pleased I took that option. ... "
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