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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Give us your worst

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Does this smell like chloroform (you'll need a handkerchief)

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By *on_ducor_ducoWoman over a year ago

Rock and a hard place

Do you do anal?

I replied

Yes I do, what size strap in would you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice legs, what time do they open...

*Crickets*

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"Do you do anal?

I replied

Yes I do, what size strap in would you like "

did they scarper away ?

Do you put out on the first date/meet ...?

No ?

Well let’s meet again tomorrow then :p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To you like the band Berlin? Cause imma take your breath away

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By *on_ducor_ducoWoman over a year ago

Rock and a hard place

"Do you do anal?

I replied

Yes I do, what size strap in would you like

did they scarper away ?

Do you put out on the first date/meet ...?

No ?

Well let’s meet again tomorrow then :p

His wife laughed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You look like a parking ticket ... got FINE written all over you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve got some yogurt come lick it off my cock.

I’m lactose intolerant cunt fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your right leg is Christmas amd you left leg is Easter. Can i see you between the holidays!!!

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

I wanna wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice legs......

What time do they open ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anymore. Feedback one I may have to use

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

“Hey there big boy. This fanny aint gonna lick itself”

With a lascivious wink. Undoing the top button of my animal print blouse and wafting my skirt to fan the heat from my hot pussy.

Gets them every time.

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