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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.
You have a ladder going up your tights. Can I climb up it. ?
I hope you got pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pussy.  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.
NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!
NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.
NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!
NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!"
I think he wanted to write Goldenrod but auto correct might have put grandma , grandma is insane  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.
NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!
NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!
I think he wanted to write Goldenrod but auto correct might have put grandma , grandma is insane "
It was in person....so no autocorrect excuse.
I did reply with...Is that before or after she passed away?
He looked mortified, muttered an apology and ran away.
I really have no idea what he was trying to tell me!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.
NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!
NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!"
Are you sure they were chatting you up? |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.
NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!
NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!
Are you sure they were chatting you up? "
Yes, definitely! I have a reputation for attracting odd people!
I also once got told I looked 'like the ugly one from the spice girls' 
Charming!
I've never figured out which one he meant and I bear no resemblance to any of them!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.
NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!
NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!
I think he wanted to write Goldenrod but auto correct might have put grandma , grandma is insane
It was in person....so no autocorrect excuse.
I did reply with...Is that before or after she passed away?
He looked mortified, muttered an apology and ran away.
I really have no idea what he was trying to tell me!
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He needed to refresh his script, I guess he did best ran away else he would have been looking bad |
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