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S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)
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I'm starting a campaign to have some kind of breathalyser app linked to these two popular sites if you want to use them after midnight or at the very least they should ask you a really complicated question
Heaven only knows what I've been searching but I'm now the proud owner of a 5ft square wall mural of a dog in a top hat and tuxedo drinking champagne and smoking a cigar at a banquet table full of dog food and treats.
Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons
And
A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat 
What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)  |
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over a year ago
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There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!
Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm starting a campaign to have some kind of breathalyser app linked to these two popular sites if you want to use them after midnight or at the very least they should ask you a really complicated question
Heaven only knows what I've been searching but I'm now the proud owner of a 5ft square wall mural of a dog in a top hat and tuxedo drinking champagne and smoking a cigar at a banquet table full of dog food and treats.
Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons
And
A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat
What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence) "
How many spoons did you actually want? X |
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"There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!
Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!
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Off to investigate 
I once bid on a helicopter body and thought it would be an ideal garden man cave but luckily (or not) I fell asleep and got outbid |
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"I'm starting a campaign to have some kind of breathalyser app linked to these two popular sites if you want to use them after midnight or at the very least they should ask you a really complicated question
Heaven only knows what I've been searching but I'm now the proud owner of a 5ft square wall mural of a dog in a top hat and tuxedo drinking champagne and smoking a cigar at a banquet table full of dog food and treats.
Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons
And
A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat
What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)
How many spoons did you actually want? X"
The weird thing is I don't need any wooden spoons, there's 3 or 4 in the kitchen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I d*unk-bought myself a watch once, when it was delivered I was so excited. Oh how wonderful someone bought me a watch when I really really wanted one. How did they know...
Oh, it was me... |
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"There is only thing more dangerous than shopping while d*unk, and thats food shopping while hungry"
Food shopping whilst being hungry and d*unk is more dangerous, my local 24hr Tesco's has a right laugh on a sat night |
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"There is only thing more dangerous than shopping while d*unk, and thats food shopping while hungry
Food shopping whilst being hungry and d*unk is more dangerous, my local 24hr Tesco's has a right laugh on a sat night "
I bet it's cheaper though 
Remember all the chip pan fires when people can't home d*unk from the pub and thought "I'm piss.d, let's get boiling hot oil on the go" then zzzzzzzzzzzz and the kitchens on fire |
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"The main thing i buy when d*unk that i shouldn't do- is more beer 
Pity you didn't win the helicopter- you could have attached your spoon collection to the rotor head to see if it could fly "
Now that's ingenious, the sad thing is I might have given it a go |
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My 3 most random ones
Live caterpillars, not sure what happened there
A card board cut out of Holly Willoughby, I can sort of understand this
10 tubes of anusol, just why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm starting a campaign to have some kind of breathalyser app linked to these two popular sites if you want to use them after midnight or at the very least they should ask you a really complicated question
Heaven only knows what I've been searching but I'm now the proud owner of a 5ft square wall mural of a dog in a top hat and tuxedo drinking champagne and smoking a cigar at a banquet table full of dog food and treats.
Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons
And
A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat
What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence) "
I once bid £1250 for a game boy game rather than £12.50 it wasn’t till I won it for £30 that I realised what I had done. D*unken eBay is very dangerous |
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"Oh my mum is the absolute worst for this. It’s a fun game throughout the week when amazon packages arrive  "
one click purchase is evil it once sent me a spice girl album |
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"There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!
Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!
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Oh my god I so need the phone number app!! |
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"There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!
Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!
Oh my god I so need the phone number app!!"
Just google 'd*unk dial prevention app' there's a few to choose from.  |
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Last night
Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.
Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes
2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!
4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?
And a bottle of rum!
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"Last night
Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.
Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes
2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!
4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?
And a bottle of rum!
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The rum should fit fine |
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"Last night
Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.
Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes
2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!
4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?
And a bottle of rum!
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Oooooh do tell re the rum, dark I hope ? Woods ?
Do you fancy a swap for 48 wooden spoons
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"My 3 most random ones
Live caterpillars, not sure what happened there
A card board cut out of Holly Willoughby, I can sort of understand this
10 tubes of anusol, just why"
Had you been watching the human centipede film by chance |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
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Sexy undies for the Mrs under the influence of the horn she always says she's not wearing that cheap rubbish what do you think I am I say you won't be wearing it for very long, bloody menopause |
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"Last night
Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.
Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes
2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!
4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?
And a bottle of rum!
Oooooh do tell re the rum, dark I hope ? Woods ?
Do you fancy a swap for 48 wooden spoons
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Sorry no..
The rum isn't for me |
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"Last night
Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.
Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes
2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!
4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?
And a bottle of rum!
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But the shoes will be amazing!!!
J x |
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"Last night
Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.
Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes
2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!
4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?
And a bottle of rum!
But the shoes will be amazing!!!
J x"
Oh they will!
And if I can combine them with the lingerie & rum, even better!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm starting a campaign to have some kind of breathalyser app linked to these two popular sites if you want to use them after midnight or at the very least they should ask you a really complicated question
Heaven only knows what I've been searching but I'm now the proud owner of a 5ft square wall mural of a dog in a top hat and tuxedo drinking champagne and smoking a cigar at a banquet table full of dog food and treats.
Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons
And
A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat
What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence) "
Never mind all that! You get the award for best forum thread of the week!!!
Brilliant x
Regards
Miss! |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
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"Last night
Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.
Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes
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4 pairs???? Wow lucky you.
I know what’s on my Christmas list this year.
Amazon one click purchases has caught me out a few times. I am the proud owner of a box of humane mouse traps. I don’t have any mice! Too lazy to return so under the stairs they went. |
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I'm awful for this.
Some of my favs so far;
a beard trimmer (never had or wanted a beard)
a Bluetooth headset thingy that you use to talk on the phone in the car when my car had built in Bluetooth...
Bought a bed that I didn't want or need and had to take a day off work to receive the bed (that I didn't want or need)
A new camera was one of the more expensive d*unken purchases. I think I must have wanted to take up photography at that exact (inebriated) moment.
Wine is a bad, bad thing |
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