In order of preference
Squirty Cream (with sprinkles)
Ice Cubes with chocolate sauce
I have it on good authority that a strawberry cut in half with each half placed over a nipple works (that is a lie)
Sitting on someones face (works for me)
Two bottles of prosecco (each bottle numbs roughly one nipple)
Nipple clamps attached to a murmuration of starlings |
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"In order of preference
Squirty Cream (with sprinkles)
Ice Cubes with chocolate sauce
I have it on good authority that a strawberry cut in half with each half placed over a nipple works (that is a lie)
Sitting on someones face (works for me)
Two bottles of prosecco (each bottle numbs roughly one nipple)
Nipple clamps attached to a murmuration of starlings"
I don't get itchy nipples but that looks a damn inviting list To do! |
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"Rub them on the night time icy grass outside.
This one would give the neighbours something to talk about  "
...is that a thing that works? Because my neighbour is rolling around like a madhead out there. I mean she's been drinking pinot all afternoon, but still.  |
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Can't really help with your predicament other than offering ice or moisturiser 
