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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need all the Fab monkeys in one room.

What do you create?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

A troop of Fab mischief

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it like power rangers?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Is it like power rangers?"

Perhaps more of part of the monkey universe

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By *inn_the_humanMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though... "

I see what you did there...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though... "

Alas poor fabbers, I knew them felacio, some fun of infinite jest

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I assume there will be no poop slinging?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Multiple choice questionnaires.

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By *inn_the_humanMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I assume there will be no poop slinging? "

Then I'm out.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I assume there will be no poop slinging? "

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you post it; they will come...

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

"

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Will there be tea parties

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Will there be tea parties "

Pfft .. that's like asking will there be moans about no replies to messages

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea"

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute "

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )...."

A plethora of pink clouds

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?"

My prehensial tail is legendary

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is it like power rangers?"

More Fab Universe Super Monkeys.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you post it; they will cum... "

What do I need to post?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )...."

I fricking loved that.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary "

Tease.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It'll be like a scene from the wizard of Oz

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that. "

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary

Tease."

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

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By *lueWonderMan  over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that. "

Loved it too.... We were trying to explain it to the younger members of staff at work last week.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure"

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary

Tease.

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey "

I still need more of you for a troop.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

"

She's 32 ... I have enough fun trying to explain 80s culture to her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that.

Loved it too.... We were trying to explain it to the younger members of staff at work last week. "

Tell them it's the original of Into The Badlands.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary

Tease.

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

"

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

"

It was 6pm (maybe even 5.30) on BBC 2 when I was a kid.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face"

I can certainly start with ONE monkey. I'm on a countdown now so it would be better if all the monkeys could be assembled and be fab.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

It was 6pm (maybe even 5.30) on BBC 2 when I was a kid. "

How does that work? The alcohol was an essential element.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age.... )....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

It was 6pm (maybe even 5.30) on BBC 2 when I was a kid.

How does that work? The alcohol was an essential element.

"

I was a child, the state of mind is similar.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face

I can certainly start with ONE monkey. I'm on a countdown now so it would be better if all the monkeys could be assembled and be fab.

"

I agree ... Tea made an appearance

I feel there's a monkey meeting I'm missing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts"

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

"

I've been here a while

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face

I can certainly start with ONE monkey. I'm on a countdown now so it would be better if all the monkeys could be assembled and be fab.

I agree ... Tea made an appearance

I feel there's a monkey meeting I'm missing "

If you're all off playing somewhere else I will be sad.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while "

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now. "

Not that long no

But yes ... I now hang around like a bad smell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now. "

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!"

I remember, but I couldn't remember when the name changed.

In fact, that would make Funky Monkey my first Lounge monkey. He must be time travelling. I miss his belly button fluff.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Where are all the other monkeys?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello chums

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Where are all the other monkeys?"

Sleeping in the trees?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hello chums "

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you post it; they will come... "

Did you bring your duvet??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

"

Oh gosh yes it sounds a splendid spiffing jape

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

"

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Me

Others?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Me

Others?"

Definitely Mr

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Me

Others?"

Mr

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Me

Others?

Definitely Mr

"

Oops yes ... how could I forget Mr (thighs) monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have no fear, Mr is here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Have no fear, Mr is here "

Ears burning?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have no fear, Mr is here

Ears burning? "

Thighs are after squats tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have no fear, Mr is here

Ears burning?

Thighs are after squats tonight "

Thighs! Did someone say thighs....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have no fear, Mr is here "

Phew! We need a big strong monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!

I remember, but I couldn't remember when the name changed.

In fact, that would make Funky Monkey my first Lounge monkey. He must be time travelling. I miss his belly button fluff.

"

Yes he was the first I'd forgotten about him, I remember him from the first swinging site I was on around 2007/8!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!

I remember, but I couldn't remember when the name changed.

In fact, that would make Funky Monkey my first Lounge monkey. He must be time travelling. I miss his belly button fluff.

Yes he was the first I'd forgotten about him, I remember him from the first swinging site I was on around 2007/8!"

I didn't realise you were time travelling with him.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got a Monkey offering me a snog.

I've just seen a hitherto unknown (to me) Monkey on the forum.

You must form a troop.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I've got a Monkey offering me a snog.

I've just seen a hitherto unknown (to me) Monkey on the forum.

You must form a troop.

"

I most definitely promised you a Monkey snog... He knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though... "

I think the complete works of Noddy is more likely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea"

Yeah. PG Tips.

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though...

I think the complete works of Noddy is more likely "

I'll be quite happy to take the royalties of those...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though...

I think the complete works of Noddy is more likely

I'll be quite happy to take the royalties of those... "

Split them with you

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