Just got lucky....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've no idea how it happened, can't even understand the attraction.

Perhaps it was my new jeans I was wearing or perhaps my aftershave?

I've just visited a friend, and within seconds his dog was humping my leg like a goodun'

I shook him off but the horny little bugger came in for round two.

Do I get a verification?

By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Oh stop it, you'll make the other guys jealous you stud

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It must have smelt the smell of sex on you

Your eyes are highly sexualised

By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Brilliant

my youngest dog humped my dates arm relentlessly last night. I was mortified! Maybe it’s just a sign of approval...