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Name something you should never do naked.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples. "
you seem very accident prone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples. you seem very accident prone "
I am!!  |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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"I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples. "
Hello madam its claims line direct here.
Our records show you had an accident or two........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to work
But some people do work naked
Do they? 
Stripper?
Glamour model?"
I said go to work, as in, travel there. I’m sure they wear clothes for that part? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples. "
Been there, done that..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples. "
Why are you straightening your nipples? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples.
Why are you straightening your nipples?"
Ironing |
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Was taken ill at the old Kestrels, drove home, but felt worse so stopped off at Cobham services for a break. Got out of the car in pouring rain, as the cold air hit me I was violently sick and filled my shoes with shit!!!
I squelched around to the boot to find no spare clothes, towels, nothing. Bollocks!
Found two Ikea bags so stripped off and sat on one of the ikea bags to drive home. One solitary wet wipe to use!!!
Luckily no petrol etc required. Made it some safe and sound
Realised I'd given myself food poisoning, some dodgy chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was taken ill at the old Kestrels, drove home, but felt worse so stopped off at Cobham services for a break. Got out of the car in pouring rain, as the cold air hit me I was violently sick and filled my shoes with shit!!!
I squelched around to the boot to find no spare clothes, towels, nothing. Bollocks!
Found two Ikea bags so stripped off and sat on one of the ikea bags to drive home. One solitary wet wipe to use!!!
Luckily no petrol etc required. Made it some safe and sound
Realised I'd given myself food poisoning, some dodgy chicken"
Hahahaha sorry to laugh but that's a brilliant story! Standing applause  |
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