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You know you've had too much booze when?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I only went out for a quiet drink with a few mates last night, saw a couple I haven't seen for years and they got me loads of shots. 
Have woken up this morning with my watch still on my wrist and my socks still on in bed. Hardly bad I know.
But what signs do you wake up with when you know you have had too many?
Lights still on? Door unlocked? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my going out face is imprinted on the pillow, my mouth is like a nuns chuff and my clothing strewn from the front door to the bedroom.... That's before the head explodes 
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Recently had new bathroom fitted by a good mate of mine. He stormed into my bedroom on a Saturday morning shouting you dirty bastard. I was in bed and feeling like ozzy Osbourne. I said what? He replied 'you've pissed in the fuckin toilet. What's wrong with that? I said. It's in the middle of the fuckin room and I haven't connected it yet. Plus all the fittings for the toilet were in the toilet. He had to fish the screws out.  |
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I was hugging a toilet when coldness woke me up one early morning.. dragged myself to the lounge where my mate slept on one sofa. I collapsed on the other sofa. No idea how we got to the house but glad she got us in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I only went out for a quiet drink with a few mates last night, saw a couple I haven't seen for years and they got me loads of shots.
Have woken up this morning with my watch still on my wrist and my socks still on in bed. Hardly bad I know.
But what signs do you wake up with when you know you have had too many?
Lights still on? Door unlocked?"
That's it? You left your socks and watch on?
I think my usual signs were that I'd ended up miles away from home, or I'd not been home for days or waking up in a strange house surrounded by strangers. I'm not overly proud of what a mess I was capable of being but I did do excess to extremes. |
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"Recently had new bathroom fitted by a good mate of mine. He stormed into my bedroom on a Saturday morning shouting you dirty bastard. I was in bed and feeling like ozzy Osbourne. I said what? He replied 'you've pissed in the fuckin toilet. What's wrong with that? I said. It's in the middle of the fuckin room and I haven't connected it yet. Plus all the fittings for the toilet were in the toilet. He had to fish the screws out. "
Years ago I worked on building sites and had built some block work toilet blocks in the big ikea warehouse in Doncaster. We had built them ages ago but had to do some snagging.the toilet was fitted but not plumbed in and inside it was the biggest turd I have ever seen in my life. It was like an anaconda poking out the top of the bowl and was wrapped up in the bowl. Whoever gave birth to that must have been walking like John Wayne after, because it was the girth of the fat end of a baseball bat. Disgusting haha |
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"So I only went out for a quiet drink with a few mates last night, saw a couple I haven't seen for years and they got me loads of shots.
Have woken up this morning with my watch still on my wrist and my socks still on in bed. Hardly bad I know.
But what signs do you wake up with when you know you have had too many?
Lights still on? Door unlocked?
That's it? You left your socks and watch on?
I think my usual signs were that I'd ended up miles away from home, or I'd not been home for days or waking up in a strange house surrounded by strangers. I'm not overly proud of what a mess I was capable of being but I did do excess to extremes. "
I've done worse before, but last night was supposed to be a quiet one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know someone who left a group pub crawl around Central London at 11pm and woke up 2 days later on a park bench on the Isle of Wight.
Had no idea how he got there."
Jeeze that must have been gutting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My beer intake is usually measured by whether the telly is still on when I get up.
I once took a kebab to bed. That was a particular low point. "
I have used a subway as a pillow before. Also a low point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My beer intake is usually measured by whether the telly is still on when I get up.
I once took a kebab to bed. That was a particular low point.
I have used a subway as a pillow before. Also a low point."
I dunno, bedroom kebab and Netflix post pub are part of the joys of being single. Basically a hangover cure anyway.
I know I have had too much to drink when my brain reminds me of something I said in a "beer talking" kinda way the night before and I'm facepalming in shame". |
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