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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People moaning about fireworks scaring Margrets little yappy dickyead Yorkie Terrier that constantly makes a noise at every given opportunity. Instead of banning fireworks, I say we set fireworks off every day of the year and let the little shits get used to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Luckily my GSD is fine with fireworks, I would have a 56kg problem if not.
Personally I don't think we should be messing about with live explosives in our gardens. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Luckily my GSD is fine with fireworks, I would have a 56kg problem if not.
Personally I don't think we should be messing about with live explosives in our gardens. "
I think for the sake of Darwinism, more people should play with love explosives |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Luckily my GSD is fine with fireworks, I would have a 56kg problem if not.
Personally I don't think we should be messing about with live explosives in our gardens.
I think for the sake of Darwinism, more people should play with love explosives "
Now that I can agree with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone even spoken to a dog to ask if they don't like 'em....?
The barking and shit might just be because they want to get out and watch....."
My friends dog loves them, you can see her head following them all round the sky. She cries when they stop, it's adorable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone even spoken to a dog to ask if they don't like 'em....?
The barking and shit might just be because they want to get out and watch.....
My friends dog loves them, you can see her head following them all round the sky. She cries when they stop, it's adorable! "
Now you're taking the piss...?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone even spoken to a dog to ask if they don't like 'em....?
The barking and shit might just be because they want to get out and watch.....
My friends dog loves them, you can see her head following them all round the sky. She cries when they stop, it's adorable!
Now you're taking the piss...? "
Nope, genuine. It's just so bloody funny!
I only take the piss on request  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone even spoken to a dog to ask if they don't like 'em....?
The barking and shit might just be because they want to get out and watch.....
My friends dog loves them, you can see her head following them all round the sky. She cries when they stop, it's adorable!
Now you're taking the piss...?
Nope, genuine. It's just so bloody funny!
I only take the piss on request "
Ahhh, the mysterious makes sense now, let me in gently to your special requirements..... |
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"Sometimes you astound me with the shit that departs your mouth 
Sorry Margaret  "
Besides .... my dog hated fireworks but I had to have him put to sleep on Thursday. One less happy terrier for you to worry about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes you astound me with the shit that departs your mouth
What she said 
If I said The Nazis were evil youd tell me I'm wrong
Aww hun. "
Why wont you just love me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes you astound me with the shit that departs your mouth
What she said
If I said The Nazis were evil youd tell me I'm wrong
Aww hun.
Why wont you just love me"
I’m allergic to men at the moment. |
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By *modDMan
over a year ago
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"People moaning about fireworks scaring Margrets little yappy dickyead Yorkie Terrier that constantly makes a noise at every given opportunity. Instead of banning fireworks, I say we set fireworks off every day of the year and let the little shits get used to it."
I take it you’re not from the canine defence league then? You do know that this year even the South Koreans are putting an end to dog farming.
Bit of a shame really because it’s killing my favourite joke.
Korean meatballs; they’re the dog’s bollocks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fortune to be made if they could make them silent "
There already are near silent ones, but not completely silent. A few towns across the US will only allow these because they don't frighten animals. Imagine popping a balloon about 20m away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes you astound me with the shit that departs your mouth
What she said
If I said The Nazis were evil youd tell me I'm wrong
Aww hun.
Why wont you just love me"
Iye luff yewehhhh, from afar....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes you astound me with the shit that departs your mouth
What she said
If I said The Nazis were evil youd tell me I'm wrong
Aww hun.
Why wont you just love me
I’m allergic to men at the moment."
What if I identify as a woman, then you can be allergic to me because that would be offensive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People moaning about fireworks scaring Margrets little yappy dickyead Yorkie Terrier that constantly makes a noise at every given opportunity. Instead of banning fireworks, I say we set fireworks off every day of the year and let the little shits get used to it.
I take it you’re not from the canine defence league then? You do know that this year even the South Koreans are putting an end to dog farming.
Bit of a shame really because it’s killing my favourite joke.
Korean meatballs; they’re the dog’s bollocks."
I love dogs, had them all my life. Only reason I dont have one now if because I work long hours so would be stuck in all day |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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And as usual the focus is solely on one small aspect with the problem of fireworks.
All over the country there have been issues with fireworks, more so this year than any other.
Charming "kids" setting them off at emergency service vehicles.
Aiming them towards children's play areas during the day.
Posting them through letterboxes.
Setting them off near farms, in to haybales. Causing fires which then spread to the stables with horses and other livestock in them.
Horses being so scared they try to escape fields and paddocks, causing life threatening injuries.
It is so much more than just a pet being scared over them.
Some absolute twats have even been attaching them to animals and setting the fireworks off. A recent local one was attached to a hedgehogs head. |
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