First job I went after when I left uni: accounts assistant at the local hospital. I'd read loads of advice on CVs and interviews, and one article said you should have 3 hobbies to discuss. #One should be a social thing to show you get on with people. No problem. #2 an intellectual one, to show you have a brain. Yep, fine.
#3, a sporty one. Ah. Shit.
The week leading up to it all I could think was my lack of sporting prowess.
As I was shown into the meeting room I had a blinding vision of all the horse riding I did when I was a kid.
Ah, the blessed relief of finally finding a sporting hobby. I can do anything, king of the world, bring it on!
Interviewer reads my very brief CV and start by describing the job, then asks "so Sarah, tell me about yourself".
I'm prepared, I'm feeling good, I open my mouth and even as I hear the words "Well my friend has a horse" I realise I'm a shit tonne fatter than I was at 9 and it would have to be a bloody shire horse to have me on the poor bugger's back, so I didn't elaborate, I just left it there.
"So Sarah, tell me about yourself"
"Well my friend has a horse"
Very long silence, crickets chirping, we sit looking at each other while stars die and civilisations end.
I didn't get the job. |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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I once stayed at a friends house for a few days. When they were out I had a wank and came on their scanner and took a scan of my cock to email to someone as a joke. I deleted the file but not the cache. They found it and had to ask me what the fuck I had been doing.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I fell over going into a pub this afternoon before I even had a drink. I’m blaming the boots
Nope. I can't beat that one. Lol xx
Place was busy too "
I'd have caught you in my arms before you hit the deck. Xxx |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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One morning i got out my car to post a letter and when i opened the door to get back in my car i noticed sandwiches on my passenger seat. I paused, confused, and looked about and noticed a fella standing at the cash point watching me and smiling (but clearly poised to chase me down if needed). My car was 2 cars further down i waved, said sorry, and legged it  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I once stayed at a friends house for a few days. When they were out I had a wank and came on their scanner and took a scan of my cock to email to someone as a joke. I deleted the file but not the cache. They found it and had to ask me what the fuck I had been doing. "
 did your cheeks burn in embarrassment?! |
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"One morning i got out my car to post a letter and when i opened the door to get back in my car i noticed sandwiches on my passenger seat. I paused, confused, and looked about and noticed a fella standing at the cash point watching me and smiling (but clearly poised to chase me down if needed). My car was 2 cars further down i waved, said sorry, and legged it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had an insane crush on a guy who worked at a convenience store when I was younger.
I gathered all my courage one day, went in, grabbed a drink, some candy, whatever and walked up to the counter where he was, looking at me, ready to check me out....he was so gorgeous and tanned....and I slammed my items on the counter which, incidentally, had a piece of glass over the lottery tickets and scratch tickets underneath which, of course, I completely smashed into thousands of tiny bits when I hit it with my glass bottle.
I still laugh about it but also feel kind of foolish. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I once stayed at a friends house for a few days. When they were out I had a wank and came on their scanner and took a scan of my cock to email to someone as a joke. I deleted the file but not the cache. They found it and had to ask me what the fuck I had been doing. "
Vine!!  |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"I once stayed at a friends house for a few days. When they were out I had a wank and came on their scanner and took a scan of my cock to email to someone as a joke. I deleted the file but not the cache. They found it and had to ask me what the fuck I had been doing.
did your cheeks burn in embarrassment?!"
Yes! I had to just suck it up. I had no good explanation |
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