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over a year ago
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I have a few that I enjoy throwing out there:
Cockwomble
Shitgibbon
Wankpuffin
Arsemonkey
You dank dark crusty rectal pubescent hair.
You pustules polyp on the ring piece of humanity. |
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Fuck right off, and keep fucking right off until you reach a gate with a little sign on it that says you can't fuck right off past this point. Brace yourself, open the gate, dream the impossible dream and fuck right off further than any human being has ever fucked right off in the history of fucking right off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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'You're a perfect example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.'
'You can shove it up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a few that I enjoy throwing out there:
Cockwomble
Shitgibbon
Wankpuffin
Arsemonkey
You dank dark crusty rectal pubescent hair.
You pustules polyp on the ring piece of humanity."
Love all of those |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..
Excuse my foul finger.
Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.  "
Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..
Excuse my foul finger.
Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say "
In that case - fancy a fu......
Just kidding. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck yourself with thick end of a pineapple
Made me laugh so much x"
got to say it in a gruff yorkshire accent for a little extra panache
Think of sean bean saying it and add bastard to the end  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..
Excuse my foul finger.
Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say
In that case - fancy a fu......
Just kidding. X"
Nah, I'm washing my hair later. Soz  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't piss on you even if you were on fire..
Excuse my foul finger.
Shock horror. I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
Sometimes you gotta say what you gotta say
In that case - fancy a fu......
Just kidding. X
Nah, I'm washing my hair later. Soz "
Damn. Just my luck. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
He would try biting his ear if you asked him.
Couldn't wipe his arse without getting shite on his elbow.
So you were the strongest little swimmer, hmnnn.
I bet there's gaps on your birth cert.
Don't be a bollox like your daddy. |
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when someone sends unsolicited cock shots AND is nasty to me, "oooo, that looks like a penis, only smaller."
In person, when they're nasty, "I'd tell you you're an asshole, but you're not good looking enough for comparison."
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Hemmm ahemm
Your a special kinda Cunt arn,t you...
You know the Kind that the best part of you ran down the inside of your mother's leg and into an egg cup...
Well if your gonna do it folks do it right,  |
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