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Which celebrity would you like to punch?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know what I mean, there's usually someone famous that gets on your nerves whether its for how they act on film/television or just how they seem in the public eye.
So who would you like to give a smack in the mouth to?
Disclaimer: this is all hypothetical, I don't condone violence to anyone.
For me it's James Corden. Just find him an annoying fucker. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"James Corden or Joey Essex.
And Gemma Collins to but I may have to get a lady to do it for me because punching women real or wishing to is WRONG!"
Agreed punching women is wrong |
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"James Corden or Joey Essex.
And Gemma Collins to but I may have to get a lady to do it for me because punching women real or wishing to is WRONG!
Kick her in the fanny then "
Nice 
Tiny little Tom Cruise for me, pretentious twot  and most reality “stars” |
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When I see Corden appear I always seem to involuntarily clench my teeth, but, off the top of my head, then Piers Morgan or(especially) Jeremy Kyle would be at the top of my list.
If you were brainstorming the ultimate anti - human celebrity then he'd be close.
The Welsh fella who presents the BBC news gets on my napper too.
Think I'm getting an RSI just thinking of all of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Is it wrong to say nobody? 
I bet he celebs would love to punch a few of you lot though for being so tatty about them when you don't know them......
As you were.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it wrong to say nobody?
I bet he celebs would love to punch a few of you lot though for being so tatty about them when you don't know them......
As you were...."
Not at all, but there surely must be someone on telly that you see and instantly grinds your gears? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it wrong to say nobody?
I bet he celebs would love to punch a few of you lot though for being so tatty about them when you don't know them......
As you were....
Not at all, but there surely must be someone on telly that you see and instantly grinds your gears?"
yes........ mary poppins   bitch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it wrong to say nobody?
I bet he celebs would love to punch a few of you lot though for being so tatty about them when you don't know them......
As you were....
Not at all, but there surely must be someone on telly that you see and instantly grinds your gears?yes........ mary poppins bitch "
Just how chipper she is all the way through the film gets you annoyed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it wrong to say nobody?
I bet he celebs would love to punch a few of you lot though for being so tatty about them when you don't know them......
As you were....
Not at all, but there surely must be someone on telly that you see and instantly grinds your gears?"
Not enough to want to assault them though. Nothing that cant be solved with a beer and a natter buddy
I reckon if James arsehole Cordon stopped off at the fab bar one night you'd most likely all want to chat and get a selfie rather than punch the poor fella...
I'd need a few beers with James O'Brien though, I don't like his cheap shit ratings boosting psychology. Nothing to do with the B-word, just that if a man will argue any point with a weaker opponent to win an argument, then he's wrong. I'd get him well pissed....!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it wrong to say nobody?
I bet he celebs would love to punch a few of you lot though for being so tatty about them when you don't know them......
As you were....
Not at all, but there surely must be someone on telly that you see and instantly grinds your gears?yes........ mary poppins bitch
Just how chipper she is all the way through the film gets you annoyed "
youve noticed that too omg how can you be that happy? |
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Oh jeez
Piers Morgan
James Corden (while he was sat in his car doing that sycophantic bullshit)
Jacob Rees-Mogg - actually all msle tories
Russel Brand
Michael Macintyre
The Trumps (all of the boys, yeah including the young Baron)
Jesse Lingard - he's just a twat
Kanye West
Nigel Farage
Jamie Oliver- you have ruined Coco Pops
Clarkson, May and the little twat - you know you ruined Top Gear
Honestly think I would happily blow out my elbiw repeatedly punching any one of these
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By *mmoMan
over a year ago
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I couldn’t condone the punching of any particular celebrity but I’d definitely unplug Peers Morgan’s life support machine to charge my mobile phone.
That person is more than annoying, he’s responsible for some very bad things and it’s a stain on this nation that he’s held in the regard that he is.
I’d vote for the politician that took him off-air, stripped him of his wealth and gave him a zero hours contract at Sports Direct |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins
Anyone from TOWIE or similar programmes
Russell Brand
Alan Carr
All of the loose women
Justin Bieber
Any of the Kardashians
Donald Trump
All of the Jenners
Zac Effron
Most You Tube celebrities
I could go on and on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins
Anyone from TOWIE or similar programmes
Russell Brand
Alan Carr
All of the loose women
Justin Bieber
Any of the Kardashians
Donald Trump
All of the Jenners
Zac Effron
Most You Tube celebrities
I could go on and on"
Not many then
Micheala strachan.. She was on everything when I was younger
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I’ve got nothing against him personally, he seems sound and I think we’d get on fine afterwards, but I fancy a bit of a ruck with Gentle Ben.
I know he’s a fucking massive bear, but on the other hand he’s renowned for being gentle so I reckon it would be ok.
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"No idea why this fucking boot is a celebrity but I’d love to punch the fuck out of Katie Hopkins. Evening typing her name I can feel the hate rise up through my body"
I actually quite like Katie Hopkins
Speaks a lot of sense... |
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I think it would have to be in order of increasing force: Philip Hammond, John Bercow, Jeremy Clarkson and Russell Brand! Smug rich bastards all of them who have not the faintest idea they could ever be wrong about anything! |
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Nicola Sturgeon closely followed by Donald Trump.
Perversely, I've long had the fantasy of forcing Sturgeon to her knees and force feeding her my cock; forcing it down her throat. Maybe she'll gag but it'll certainly stop her from banging on about bloody independence ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have my top 3,James Cordon, Ricky Gervais and Jamie Oliver. Just a list of twats really. I also have a special place in hospital reserved for Jezza Corbyn but I don't think I could punch him because he is spineless and couldn't stand up for himself. |
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By *eb1312Man
over a year ago
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I would be most grateful if one of the ladies on here would give Vanessa feltz a good slap.... The arrogant snide look on her face when she talks to non celebrities really irritates me lol |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"When I see Corden appear I always seem to involuntarily clench my teeth, but, off the top of my head, then Piers Morgan or(especially) Jeremy Kyle would be at the top of my list.
If you were brainstorming the ultimate anti - human celebrity then he'd be close.
The Welsh fella who presents the BBC news gets on my napper too.
Think I'm getting an RSI just thinking of all of them. "
Pmsl, steady on there fella. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"david hay "
Good luck with that
Corden has already been said so Hugh Grant for me.A posh ungrateful twat that plays posh ungrateful twats in movies,gets paid millions of pounds for it, then moans about it. |
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