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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is a daily mantra of sorts
I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here. 
Is it in the FAQs yet?"
i did message admin but they havnt listened to me in 2 years not likely to start now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.
It is actually genius when you think about it. "
Pre assertive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading
Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch
But it is a gift to the guys tho 
Flip side. Genius indeed. "
see im all heart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.
It is actually genius when you think about it. "
at least your not going with people want what they cant have cos they really cant |
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left."
Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rule number 1! Tell them they can't have it before they can tell you they don't want it.
It is actually genius when you think about it.
And we always want what we can't have. AlWAYS."
tough titties |
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"That is a daily mantra of sorts
I cant possibly imagine anyone not aware of this rule on here.
Is it in the FAQs yet?
Its in a Site Help section "
Ah that's good of them! Must save a lot of dissapointment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could have any sexual organ on the planet (just like you, except mine, unless I let you), I've just not tried for yours yet, keep your guard up my love  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.
Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!? "
Probably start lesbianing out. It's the only logical explanation and not too much of an ordeal. |
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.
Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!?
Probably start lesbianing out. It's the only logical explanation and not too much of an ordeal. "
That... doesn't sound to bad  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.
Just a few little willies wriggling around in the bottom. What are we going to do!?
Probably start lesbianing out. It's the only logical explanation and not too much of an ordeal.
That... doesn't sound to bad "
thats the way go lez up the place |
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left."
To be honest Meli my enthusiasm for the penis has dried up anyway,I fear it may be for forever. I fear my lack of connection with the opposite sex has come to a fullstop,I need to find it before it's lost forever... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.
To be honest Meli my enthusiasm for the penis has dried up anyway,I fear it may be for forever. I fear my lack of connection with the opposite sex has come to a fullstop,I need to find it before it's lost forever..."
such a negative nelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading
Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch
But it is a gift to the guys tho "
Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading
Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch
But it is a gift to the guys tho
Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy! "
im like fab version of the salvation army |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading
Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch
But it is a gift to the guys tho
Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy! im like fab version of the salvation army "
Yeah but they look better shaking their contributions box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading
Well that's Christmas ruined for the ladies Mr Grinch
But it is a gift to the guys tho
Your the gift that just keeps on giving snake boy! im like fab version of the salvation army
Yeah but they look better shaking their contributions box "
i have nothing to contribute to that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading "
Well so gutted absolutely sobbing...
Well will have to go to tescos and get me one..
Always something I want I can't have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading
Well so gutted absolutely sobbing...
Well will have to go to tescos and get me one..
Always something I want I can't have"
sorry to disapoint |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is all thanks for reading
Damn I was hoping I could borrow yours I Have a meet this evening and don't know if I want to use mine own for it. "
Sorry dude but if its that dangerous your scared to use your own u may want to think about who your meeting eh |
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.
To be honest Meli my enthusiasm for the penis has dried up anyway,I fear it may be for forever. I fear my lack of connection with the opposite sex has come to a fullstop,I need to find it before it's lost forever...such a negative nelly "
Cough...pot calling kettle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.
To be honest Meli my enthusiasm for the penis has dried up anyway,I fear it may be for forever. I fear my lack of connection with the opposite sex has come to a fullstop,I need to find it before it's lost forever...such a negative nelly
Cough...pot calling kettle."
i know more tea vicar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's not a problem there's far better one's around
I dunno Ignite... the pool is rapidly drying up, we might need to make the best of what's left.
To be honest Meli my enthusiasm for the penis has dried up anyway,I fear it may be for forever. I fear my lack of connection with the opposite sex has come to a fullstop,I need to find it before it's lost forever...such a negative nelly
Cough...pot calling kettle."
im more a grumpy gus mind you |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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Its a crafty way to get ladies to want your penis.
Tell them they cant have it and they will be queued up wanting it.
If you get too many requests just send a few ladies my way.
I will also tell them they cant have mines. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its a crafty way to get ladies to want your penis.
Tell them they cant have it and they will be queued up wanting it.
If you get too many requests just send a few ladies my way.
I will also tell them they cant have mines."
No this is not reverse psychology they all wanted it im just putting it across they cannot have it its quite simple really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It breaks my heart
Why? Iv spent a year giving guys like yourself a fair crack at the rest of the girls i can lead a horse to water and all that "
Seen like that, very true. I shall thank Sally in person! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It breaks my heart
Why? Iv spent a year giving guys like yourself a fair crack at the rest of the girls i can lead a horse to water and all that
Seen like that, very true. I shall thank Sally in person!"
You can try make me go green but im in a charity mood |
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