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We all know the famous saying about men and women being different in the everything they do.
Curly wurly or a chocolate bar of your choice to the funniest post celebrating the differences.
Keep it lighthearted and fun folks
Choosing shampoo
Woman.
Looks, Effectiveness, brand, aroma, effect on hair, brand, bottle colour, quality, friends advice, internet review, popularity
Men..
I think it had shampoo written on it |
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"Shoes
Women.. At least 40 pairs of which 27 have been worn once and 6 still in unopened boxes
Men.. 2 pairs
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I’d normally agree with this but I have a weird collection of adidas trainers and some if not around 40 are still in boxes haha |
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"Christmas shopping.
Women will probably have already started.
Men like the challenge of buying everything on christmas eve.
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I think I’m a man this Christmas then. Not even started and no intention to do so until December at least |
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When a friend is upset over something trivial...
Women.. Coffees, hugs, phone calls, flowers, text messages, wine, chocolates, Facebook support from other women friends
Men.. Don't be such a wank.r, man up |
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"When a friend is upset over something trivial...
Women.. Coffees, hugs, phone calls, flowers, text messages, wine, chocolates, Facebook support from other women friends
Men.. Don't be such a wank.r, man up "
Defo bloke ... no hope   |
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"When a friend is upset over something trivial...
Women.. Coffees, hugs, phone calls, flowers, text messages, wine, chocolates, Facebook support from other women friends
Men.. Don't be such a wank.r, man up "
No.... come on of to the pub we go, chat about it for 15 minutes max, then change the subject, drink and go home laughing |
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parenting
Women: know what their children are doing, who their friends are, what they like, what they dont like, whats got to be done this week...
Men: Vaguely aware that there are some small people occupying their house |
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"Women:know the name and birthday of everyone they've ever met. Even if only once.
Men: what birthday? "
It's that classic joke
Husband..what's our computer password
Wife.. It's our wedding anniversary darling
Husband.. Fu.k |
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"parenting
Women: know what their children are doing, who their friends are, what they like, what they dont like, whats got to be done this week...
Men: Vaguely aware that there are some small people occupying their house "
Phew! I can relax I am female!!! |
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Holiday packing
Woman.. Start planning at least a month before, remember travel plugs, travel iron, sunscreen, anti mosquito plugs, arrange for pets to be fed, make lists for children's clothing, find passports for everyone, colour coordinate outfits for morning noon and night including something glamorous, go on a bikini diet,
Men.. Pack Pair of shorts, t shirts and Hawaii shirt, 10 minutes before leaving for the airport |
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