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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Whats your Fav ..one liners off the telly or films ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I carried a watermelon

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"I carried a watermelon "
looks like your carrying two watermelons

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Can i have a 'P' please Bob ....yeah i left it out the title on purpose , so NERRRRRRRR...lol..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take me to bed or lose me forever..

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"Take me to bed or lose me forever.."

Yeah , but what about a one liner ..~?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jane: Can I interest you in a night cap?

Frank: No, thank you, I don't wear them...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucking hate pikeys !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I carried a watermelon looks like your carrying two watermelons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever..

Yeah , but what about a one liner ..~?

You had me at hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever.."

Is that top gun?

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

There's a prize for the first correct answer!

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

""We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

There's a prize for the first correct answer!

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever..

Is that top gun? "

We have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

There's a prize for the first correct answer!

Jaws

Bugger I knew that 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's this for? For bein' an honest cop? Or for being stupid enough to get shot in the face? You tell them that they can shove it.

Best Film Ever

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

PEOPLE WHO HAVE OPINIONS ARE LIKE ..ASSHOLES ...EVERYONES GOT ONE ....

Clint Eastwood ..Magnum Force ...

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

""We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

There's a prize for the first correct answer!

Jaws

And, ever true to my word, here's your prize... ((((((((((CWTCH))))))))))

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Bring out the gimp!"

"It's been emotional"

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Yippee-kai-yay motherfuckers!!"

Another prize on offer for this one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Bring out the gimp!""

Pulp Fiction!!

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

""We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

There's a prize for the first correct answer!

Jaws

And, ever true to my word, here's your prize... ((((((((((CWTCH))))))))))

I'd rather have had the cash, but thanks anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Yippee-kai-yay motherfuckers!!"

Another prize on offer for this one!

Die Hard!

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

""Yippee-kai-yay motherfuckers!!"

Another prize on offer for this one!

Die Hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you know how to whistle dont u steve??

just put your lips together and blow....

your gonna need a bigger boat

you had me at hello

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By *ub bbwWoman over a year ago

oldbury

"dont be afraid to dream a little bigger darling"

tom hardy in inception

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

I'll be back

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

""Yippee-kai-yay motherfuckers!!"

Another prize on offer for this one!

Die Hard

Well, another welsh hug winging its way to you.... erm... I think you are enjoying this too much, watch your hands in the clinches lol!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Nice night for a walk".

Wonder if ol' smokie will get that one?

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

""Yippee-kai-yay motherfuckers!!"

Another prize on offer for this one!

Die Hard

Well, another welsh hug winging its way to you.... erm... I think you are enjoying this too much, watch your hands in the clinches lol!

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

""Nice night for a walk".

Wonder if ol' smokie will get that one?

You're just hoping I'm as naked as Arnie was in the Terminator for the next hug aint ya?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Yippee-kai-yay motherfuckers!!"

Another prize on offer for this one!

Die Hard

Well, another welsh hug winging its way to you.... erm... I think you are enjoying this too much, watch your hands in the clinches lol!

Oi wheres my hug, I snuck in there first that time lol

Actually, I will have the naked one...

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By *exy n up 4 itCouple over a year ago

western isles

"Have you got a problem Kazanski?"

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

There's loads I love (2 are from the same film)....

Get away from her you bitch

Put... the bunny... back... in the box

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Another prize on offer for all three films....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Have you got a problem Kazanski?""

Top Gun again!!

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By *ucati1098Couple over a year ago

nottingham

I hope you were watching as I will not be doing THAT again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's loads I love (2 are from the same film)....

Get away from her you bitch

Put... the bunny... back... in the box

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Another prize on offer for all three films....

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"There's loads I love (2 are from the same film)....

Get away from her you bitch

Put... the bunny... back... in the box

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Another prize on offer for all three films....

2 are from Con Air - a great film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10.000 years can give you such a crick in the neck

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By *exy n up 4 itCouple over a year ago

western isles

Too many good lines in Top Gun....

"I feel the need..... the need for speed!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's loads I love (2 are from the same film)....

Get away from her you bitch

Put... the bunny... back... in the box

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Another prize on offer for all three films....

2 are from Con Air - a great film

the other..its a wonderful life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Truth! You Can't Handle the Truth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10.000 years can give you such a crick in the neck

Night at The Museum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Truth! You Can't Handle the Truth!"

A few good men

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"There's loads I love (2 are from the same film)....

Get away from her you bitch

Put... the bunny... back... in the box

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Another prize on offer for all three films....

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!"

It's not from Alien......

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"The Truth! You Can't Handle the Truth!"

A Few Good Men

Damn, I really need to get out more! (no prize for that one, it's just what I think I need to do instead of watching too many films)

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

""Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?""

Dirty Harry

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"There's loads I love (2 are from the same film)....

Get away from her you bitch

Put... the bunny... back... in the box

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Another prize on offer for all three films....

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

It's not from Alien......

It's got to be AlienS then?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"There's loads I love (2 are from the same film)....

Get away from her you bitch

Put... the bunny... back... in the box

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

Another prize on offer for all three films....

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

It's not from Alien......

It's got to be AlienS then?

Yup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

""Nice night for a walk".

Wonder if ol' smokie will get that one?

You're just hoping I'm as naked as Arnie was in the Terminator for the next hug aint ya?

OMFG..... I believe I got one of them there stalkers ffs!

Thats it.... no more hugs.... well..... for blokes anyway!!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Get away from her you bitch...

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

It's not from Alien......

I think Sigorney Weaver says that to the Alien, doesn't she?

Its Aliens 2.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10.000 years can give you such a crick in the neck

Night at The Museum?"
robin williams walt disney's Alladin

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By *eprobatepairCouple over a year ago

london

Look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.

Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. I'm afraid it's me. Sorry, old boy.

Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

Infamy, infamy you've all got it in for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get away from her you bitch...

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

It's not from Alien......

I think Sigorney Weaver says that to the Alien, doesn't she?

Its Aliens 2."

Sod that wheres MY hug.....

hurrumph... wanders off to get snipers rifle...

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

""Yippee-kai-yay motherfuckers!!"

Another prize on offer for this one!

Die Hard

Well, another welsh hug winging its way to you.... erm... I think you are enjoying this too much, watch your hands in the clinches lol!

Oi wheres my hug, I snuck in there first that time lol

Actually, I will have the naked one...

Soz, missed yuor post, so as promised ((((((((((CWTCH))))))))))))

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You, eight o'clock, you, eight-thirty.... and bring a friend!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Get away from her you bitch...

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

It's not from Alien......

I think Sigorney Weaver says that to the Alien, doesn't she?

Its Aliens 2.

Sod that wheres MY hug.....

hurrumph... wanders off to get snipers rifle...

Oh jeez.... another SWAT meet!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Get away from her you bitch...

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

It's not from Alien......

I think Sigorney Weaver says that to the Alien, doesn't she?

Its Aliens 2.

Sod that wheres MY hug.....

hurrumph... wanders off to get snipers rifle...

FFS Testy, you only got one.....

{{{{{{{{small pat on back in forlorn hope she'll put the rifle down}}}}}}}}

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"You, eight o'clock, you, eight-thirty.... and bring a friend!"

Thats wotsisface, the one that plays proffesor Snape, in Robin Hood, Prince of thieves.

Doesn't he mention having a bath too?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You, eight o'clock, you, eight-thirty.... and bring a friend!

Thats wotsisface, the one that plays proffesor Snape, in Robin Hood, Prince of thieves.

Doesn't he mention having a bath too?

Alan Rickman??? What film's that then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You, eight o'clock, you, eight-thirty.... and bring a friend!

Thats wotsisface, the one that plays proffesor Snape, in Robin Hood, Prince of thieves.

Doesn't he mention having a bath too?

Alan Rickman??? What film's that then?"

He also says... I'm gonna cut his heart out with a spoon!'

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Get away from her you bitch...

I know Alien and Con Air but not the other one!

It's not from Alien......

I think Sigorney Weaver says that to the Alien, doesn't she?

Its Aliens 2.

Sod that wheres MY hug.....

hurrumph... wanders off to get snipers rifle...

FFS Testy, you only got one.....

{{{{{{{{small pat on back in forlorn hope she'll put the rifle down}}}}}}}}"

Nah, Osprey will stop a 7.62 mm at about 50 metres (so they say... not sure I wanna be the one to try it!)... so long as she dont go for a Barrett or a headshot I think I'm ok..... gulp!

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By *eprobatepairCouple over a year ago

london

Don't tell him Pike.

I haf kom to fix de voshink machine.

Four candles? No 'andles, andles for forks.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"You, eight o'clock, you, eight-thirty.... and bring a friend!

Thats wotsisface, the one that plays proffesor Snape, in Robin Hood, Prince of thieves.

Doesn't he mention having a bath too?

Alan Rickman??? What film's that then?"

Erm.... Robin Hood, like I said up there ^^^ the one where the good guy has an American accent!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Will find you...

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You, eight o'clock, you, eight-thirty.... and bring a friend!

Thats wotsisface, the one that plays proffesor Snape, in Robin Hood, Prince of thieves.

Doesn't he mention having a bath too?

Alan Rickman??? What film's that then?

Erm.... Robin Hood, like I said up there ^^^ the one where the good guy has an American accent!"

Ooops, didn't read your reply properly...what can I say - I'm a blonde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts their cakehole

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Ball or Aerosol?

Neither, I want it for my armpits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ball or Aerosol?

Neither, I want it for my armpits

I don't care thats just really funny

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I Will find you..."

Is it right that that sentence fills me with equal amounts of fear and excitment?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Evil Dead II

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Ball or Aerosol?

Neither, I want it for my armpits

I don't care thats just really funny

Here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Ball or Aerosol?

Neither, I want it for my armpits

Oh.... my.... God!!! Thats the funniest thing I have ever read, jayne's looking at me worriedly as I just had a two minute laughing fit at that..... my ribs hurt and I sicked in my mouth!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No Likey no lighty

And

That's not a knife, this is a knife

(crocodile dundee)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" driver picks the music, shotgun shuts their cakehole

Just googled this and Ended up with Back in Black-class!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"I promise I don't try to make a fuck with you!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Will find you...

Is it right that that sentence fills me with equal amounts of fear and excitment?

Be afraid.... be very afraid.....

Na just fuckin' with ya, its from....

Last of the Mohicans

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Ball or Aerosol?

Neither, I want it for my armpits

Oh.... my.... God!!! Thats the funniest thing I have ever read, jayne's looking at me worriedly as I just had a two minute laughing fit at that..... my ribs hurt and I sicked in my mouth!!

Glad you laughed, sorry you sicked in your mouth....I posted the link above for the sketch, Not The Nine O'Clock News had some of the funniest stuff ever

Try this link to the song "Kinda Lingers".....sort of apt for us sexual adventurers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLgeiRO63mE

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

""I promise I don't try to make a fuck with you!""

Shirley Valentine????

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

""I promise I don't try to make a fuck with you!"

Shirley Valentine????"

It is! I just love that film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say my name, Bitch!

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"Say my name, Bitch!"

American Pie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"say hello to my little friend!" - tony montana scarface of course (and a line ive used many a time!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say my name, Bitch!

American Pie?"

correcticus

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

I see dead people!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see dead people!

6th Sense!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see people" - The Fifth Sense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I screw dead people" - The Sick Sense

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Dr Strangelove - or How I stopped Worrying and learnt to Love the Bomb

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: You know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who's playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin' first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?

Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I'm asking you--who's on first?

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who's wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field?

Abbott: Who's playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he's center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn't this be a fine team w i t h o u t a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher's name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball--me being a good catcher--I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that's he first thing you've said right.

Costello: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don't get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow--a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it's a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don't know. And I don't care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON'T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I myself have three pairs of socks, and three pairs of knickers. That means I've only worn them... 269 times each since the last wash

This is a TV quote, not a personal statement, honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will make Portsmouth if so ordered ..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or from a radio show ...

"What are you doing here?"

"Well everybody got to be somewhere"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its interspecies erotica fucko!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its interspecies erotica fucko!

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Frankly my Dear, I dont give a damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankly my Dear, I dont give a damn

Gone with the Wind.

Like when you eat Kebabs and choccie ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankly my Dear, I dont give a damn

Gone with the Wind.

Like when you eat Kebabs and choccie .."

i just said that in another thread does that count lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Here's Johnny!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankly my Dear, I dont give a damn

Gone with the Wind.

Like when you eat Kebabs and choccie ..

i just said that in another thread does that count lol "

I know. My bad I get confused ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankly my Dear, I dont give a damn

Gone with the Wind.

Like when you eat Kebabs and choccie ..

i just said that in another thread does that count lol

I know. My bad I get confused ..."

and I just seen that you seen I said on other thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houston. We have a problem!"

Which HAS to be the classic understatement of all time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankly my Dear, I dont give a damn

Gone with the Wind.

Like when you eat Kebabs and choccie ..

i just said that in another thread does that count lol

I know. My bad I get confused ...

and I just seen that you seen I said on other thread

Yes. I think. or maybe.

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

"'Here's Johnny!'"

The Shining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Here's Johnny!'

The Shining"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Houston. We have a problem!"

Which HAS to be the classic understatement of all time."

Apollo 13

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan has a man-gina!

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

Boats and hoes!

Take your pick!!! Love them all!!! STEP BROTHERS ROCKS!!!

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

They're Here (loved this film a lot )

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"They're Here (loved this film a lot )"

Poltergeist....hated the clown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They're Here (loved this film a lot )"

poltergeist

I can smell your cunt

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

"They're Here (loved this film a lot )

Poltergeist....hated the clown

awww *hugs*

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"They're Here (loved this film a lot )

poltergeist

I can smell your cunt "

Horrible Miggs off Silence of the Lambs.

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

“My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get”

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"They're Here (loved this film a lot )

poltergeist

I can smell your cunt "

I'll nip for a shower then

The Exorcist????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They're Here (loved this film a lot )

poltergeist

I can smell your cunt

Horrible Miggs off Silence of the Lambs."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They're Here (loved this film a lot )

poltergeist

I can smell your cunt

I'll nip for a shower then

The Exorcist????"

I sorry

and no x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get”"

flip bugger Tom Hanks in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get”

flip bugger Tom Hanks in it "

Forest Gump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get”

flip bugger Tom Hanks in it

Forest Gump"

Phew thank you saved me from the eureka moment at 3 in morning

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

haha would you have done that, and i thought i was bad at forgetting then remembering later hehe

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Kill them all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"haha would you have done that, and i thought i was bad at forgetting then remembering later hehe"

yep I would have lol

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Have to say didnt realise this was a quote from a film and its my own favourite quote of all time anyway so i thought i would share it *smiles*

"Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away"

(Seems its from the film Hitch with Will smith)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."

[farts twice]

Oops, twins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill them all..."

Thats not a film thats just a mantra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill them all..."

Xena: Warrior Princess

Although that may not be where you heard it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Transformers: Dark of the Moon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."

[farts twice]

Oops, twins.

Spawn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."

[farts twice]

Oops, twins.

Spawn? "

well done you. i watched it for the first time last night and loved the wicked clown.

by the way I always thought your name was the hairyarsedreporter....i just always read it like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remove cock from arse and hasten to purpose :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when I left you, I was but a learner, NOW I AM THE MASTER..."

(best said in to an empty pint glass or bucket, and throw in some heavy breathing).

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Remove cock from arse and hasten to purpose :D"

Spartacus. Most episodes lol

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Kill them all...

Xena: Warrior Princess

Although that may not be where you heard it

And Spartacus too...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength"

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

""Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength""

Ben Hur??? In the slave galley???

This man commands the cwack legion! He Wanks as high as any in Wome....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know"

Same person who wrote "I opened the door in my pyjamas ...odd place for a door"

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know

Same person who wrote "I opened the door in my pyjamas ...odd place for a door""

and one of my personal faves....

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know

Same person who wrote "I opened the door in my pyjamas ...odd place for a door"

and one of my personal faves....

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

That was Groucho Marxx

great story about him gardening ..I'll start another Thread ..lol

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

""Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength""

Im guessing Shawshank? But a total guess cos as you know Wishy Ive never seen it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

a porn film (lol)

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I Will find you..."

Wedding crashers

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

" We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

Dusk Till Dawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I probably know every line in From Dusk til Dawn, certainly my favourite George Clooney film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" driver picks the music, shotgun shuts their cakehole

Just googled this and Ended up with Back in Black-class!"

It's from the series Supernatural

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By *4sexCouple over a year ago

hereford

When your at the bottom of the ladder shit falls on you from a great height , as you start to climb the ladder you take a little less shit ,until one day you reach the top and you forget what shit even tastes like ,welcome to the layer cake son .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength"

Im guessing Shawshank? But a total guess cos as you know Wishy Ive never seen it "

It was Ben Hur when Charlton Heston is chained to the oar and Jack Hawkins is the Roman galley commander.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Charlie: It's Santa! You killed him!

Scott: Did not! And he's not Santa!

Charlie: Well, he was...

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

There.s the Picture what more proof do you need .....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you cock-juggling thundercunt!

And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina.

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

not good bye ,just bonjour....

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's been emotional.

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"It's been emotional."

It's a Cross i have to bare ....

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Just be COOL ..Ringo ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im so rusty...

I could be sending him measurements for playmate of the month...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."

[farts twice]

Oops, twins.

Spawn?

well done you. i watched it for the first time last night and loved the wicked clown.

by the way I always thought your name was the hairyarsedreporter....i just always read it like that"

Yeah, John Leguizamo as Vindicator was probably the best thing about that film. Ah well.. Hehee, definitely not a reporter(although a reporter would probably say something like that, wouldn't they..?), I'm a hospital porter

Oh.. Johnny. I'm sorry, I forgot you were there. You may go now(Tombstone: truly awesome film)

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Rather than post the whole transcript, I'll just give you this to chuckle over:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvyN8VN4BSzM&v=vyN8VN4BSzM&gl=GB

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Well, tickle my tits 'til Friday!

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

Tho Mother Mated with a Scorpion ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Minn... Put the cat out...."

"Why Henry...?"

"Coz I think it's on fire...."

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By *arkstaffsMan over a year ago

Rugeley

Apologies if this has already been posted, another classic line from the great Michael Caine, in Get Carter:

'Your a big man but your in bad shape. With me its a full time job, now behave yourself'

Great film

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

" Apologies if this has already been posted, another classic line from the great Michael Caine, in Get Carter:

'Your a big man but your in bad shape. With me its a full time job, now behave yourself'

Great film"

ALF ROBERTS off Corry , bless him ...

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By *arkstaffsMan over a year ago

Rugeley

That's the bloke! He ended up falling off that multi storey onto a MK3 Zodiac!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not from a film, but Open All Hours

Arkwright : What can I do you for Nurse Gladys ?

Nurse Gladys : A packet of polo's

Arkwright : Cheap at half the price

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"That's the bloke! He ended up falling off that multi storey onto a MK3 Zodiac! "

Are you sure ? i thought it was a Mk 6 ..

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

SHIT HAPPENS ....

I'm closing this ..Fuck It ....

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

Okay

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