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Ridiculous statements and questions....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Over the time I've been active on the forums, I've heard some pretty ridiculous claims, statements and questions, I guess....
"I give oral for hours - women love it" Errm not all of us!
"I made her cum tens of times in an hour" I'll get you a medal.
"How can i make a girl come from oral" Hold on, let me get my manual out...
I'm sure there are plenty more... Feel free to add.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have bad personal hygiene and social skills of a pile of manure and when I send messages to women that include a cock pic and an invitation to suck it I get no replies. Can anyone tell me what’s wrong with these women? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like a woman touching my bum and I like pegging does that make me gay or bi?
That’s gotta be up there with the most ridiculous questions. "
Hahahaha!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth .......   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth ....... "
Yes, I know! There are so many narrow minded generalisation on the forums. It's unreal bearing in mind that this is a swinging / sex site....
x Niki |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"- You look just like my sister
- are you looking for men?
- Don’t I know you from somewhere
- Can I put you on my hotlist?"
OMG - that sister one would have me TOTALLY freaked out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just last night:
"If I were seen in a coffee shop with an older woman, I would feel embarrassed"."
You are having a laugh!!! I hope you blocked him / her or whatever!!! LOL
x N |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"- You look just like my sister
- are you looking for men?
- Don’t I know you from somewhere
- Can I put you on my hotlist?
OMG - that sister one would have me TOTALLY freaked out! "
Haha it’s happened more than once and then once a cousin... all times they wanted to meet  |
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"Just last night:
"If I were seen in a coffee shop with an older woman, I would feel embarrassed".
You are having a laugh!!! I hope you blocked him / her or whatever!!! LOL
x N"
Him. Definitely. Told him to see a shrink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a woman touching my bum and I like pegging does that make me gay or bi?
That’s gotta be up there with the most ridiculous questions. "
Quite right. Of course they're gay. Live with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the most ridiculous ones, are when people make statements with no factual substance or credibility and expect every one to believe them!
But in the context of the thread...
Any clown who professes to be able to take you places no-one else has? Yawn. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I think the most ridiculous ones, are when people make statements with no factual substance or credibility and expect every one to believe them!
But in the context of the thread...
Any clown who professes to be able to take you places no-one else has? Yawn."
Yep, yawn indeed. I don't get what people thing - if they have promised the world and can't deliver, that will obviously come across on a meet!
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"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth ....... "
And if you’re a couple looking to meet... then your obviously have a dull sex life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth .......
And if you’re a couple looking to meet... then your obviously have a dull sex life "
Obviously you do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you ok? How you finding fab?
Errrm well what would they do if I said no I’m not ok! And how am I finding fab, it is what it is. "
Ha! I have to admit - the OH did send a few messages like that in the past - he was surprised he wasn't getting any messages back! I've taken control of the messaging now! LOL
xx N |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I thought all women love giving blowjobs!"
I don't.
My answer to one-sided demands is "What is in it for me?""
I don't do what I'm told.
I do what I enjoy. |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi? 
Oh dear - that borders soliciting... Have you ever paid for a taxi because you wanted the meet??? 
N x"
I haven’t but the person I was chatting to seemed to think I should pay for theirs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi?
Oh dear - that borders soliciting... Have you ever paid for a taxi because you wanted the meet???
N x
I haven’t but the person I was chatting to seemed to think I should pay for theirs "
Well, I very much agree with you that you shouldn't have. x N |
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"Any statement or question beginning with “why do men / women / gay people........” etc. Those sweeping generalisations that put every person into one category. There is no room for individual personalities or circumstances on Fab. If you are a married man, you cheat and are unhappy. If you are a single woman you never sleep with married men because you are far too empathic for that. And so on, and so forth .......
And if you’re a couple looking to meet... then your obviously have a dull sex life
Obviously you do. "
Sssh, don’t tell the others, you’ll tarnish our mystique  |
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"Can I suck your dick?
- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.
-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes.
Guys get these too?
"It's just a mouth!!!"
N x"
I get "it's just sex... Why does it matter about looks, personality, gender, age, sexual preference etc".... Sure, i open my legs to just about anyone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I suck your dick?
- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.
-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes.
Guys get these too?
"It's just a mouth!!!"
N x
I get "it's just sex... Why does it matter about looks, personality, gender, age, sexual preference etc".... Sure, i open my legs to just about anyone "
So frustrating, isn't it...
x N |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a person gets denied a meet.....
They will come on the forums and ask ....
“ Why are so many people on Fab so racist , ageist , homophobic, and body shamers “
My other favorite is the people that ask about the term BBC , snow bunny , and queen of spades?
It’s a genre of Porn that is universally excepted, but they always find the need to ask why such a racist term is used to describe interracial sex... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right a summary from today
- fancy a sniff and maybe a cuddle
- hey slut wannah shag and wah lol
- would you fuck my ass with a strap on - ( is it international strap on day or week this week? I’ve gotten like 10 of these in the last two days  |
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"I'm a bit skint, can you pay for my taxi?
Oh dear - that borders soliciting... Have you ever paid for a taxi because you wanted the meet???
N x"
A more recent version is to book and pay Uber to pick them up. 'You sending me an uber to mine?' I imagine some would redirect the car to somewhere else, like going out to the pub etc.
Does anyone actually meet here?
Is another stupid question |
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"Can I suck your dick?
- no thanks buddy, I’m straight.
-it’s only a mouth, just close your eyes.
Guys get these too?
"It's just a mouth!!!"
N x
I get "it's just sex... Why does it matter about looks, personality, gender, age, sexual preference etc".... Sure, i open my legs to just about anyone "
Ooohhhhhh!
"Why don't you want to meet me? This is a swingers' website, and I am a verified member".
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