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over a year ago
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat."
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil. "
I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
I'm constantly looking at my pussy "
just had a look n it's a beautiful cat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.
I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....? "
Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.
I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?
Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....
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My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
I'm constantly looking at my pussy "
Me too  |
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil. "
No they are not! Maybe the cat sensed something evil within u |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil. No they are not! Maybe the cat sensed something evil within u"
Hahaha
Maybe....
I’m just not a pussy lover generally !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.
I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?
Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....
My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the "
Must have been this face that confused me then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.
I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?
Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....
My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the
Must have been this face that confused me then "
I used both - the first to illustrate my “here we go again with another generalisation type thread” and the second to express the light heartedness of my comment, and that in the grand scheme of my life, it’s not all that important and actually quite amusing . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Single ladies play Beyonce on loop wearing pj's, dancing and singing to a wooden spatula whilst looking at their cat.
Yes
Yes we do
Constantly
And we have pillow fights with other single ladies too !!
We paint our toe nails every day....
Get shit faced on prosecco....
Ok that last part was true, but I’m more of a dog person. Cats are evil.
I have been known to do all of the above recently and I’m happily in a relationship and have been for years. Funny how these generalisations don’t work isn’t it....?
Just a lighthearted comment, like the thread itself. It doesn’t need to be taken seriously or personally....
My comment was also light hearted and in no way taken seriously. Hence the
Must have been this face that confused me then
I used both - the first to illustrate my “here we go again with another generalisation type thread” and the second to express the light heartedness of my comment, and that in the grand scheme of my life, it’s not all that important and actually quite amusing ."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Generalizations be rife on this thread....
Single ladies looking for a husband
Married women know how to fuck... someone needs to inform all the cheating husbands on here then of that fact...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single ladies have sex because they want to.
Married ladies have sex because they have to. "
Wrong. Women in general only have sex because they have to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Generalizations be rife on this thread....
Single ladies looking for a husband
Married women know how to fuck... someone needs to inform all the cheating husbands on here then of that fact...
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Or that all married men are unhappy and are actively looking for sex elsewhere ... gotta love a good sweeping generalisation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A single lady gives you a blow job everytime, a married lady only on your birthday
Any others ?"
That's just the one you're married to. Other married ladies give blow jobs.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A single lady gives you a blow job everytime, a married lady only on your birthday
Any others ?
That's just the one you're married to. Other married ladies give blow jobs.."
I give my partner one a day, sometimes twice if I’m feeling generous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single ladies have sex because they want to.
Married ladies have sex because they have to.
Wrong. Women in general only have sex because they have to "
Or for a new handbag. |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"About 4 stone....
About 14 stone of dead weight?
My god C is only 8 stone 
Average British man apparently weights 13 and a bit  "
Excellent I'm above average by a fair bit should add that to my profile lol |
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