A bad decline

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its bad. I have a hair growing out of my ear, and an eyebrow hair not far off 8inches long.

What's likely to cause a bad decline in the chance of you getting some hanky panky with Fab members?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats even the question? What causes old person symptoms? Because the answer is age

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Agreed. Why is it that head hair fucks off at some speed the older I get, but nasal hair grows quicker .

What possible deadly disease can I get in later life that requires excess nose hair

By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Memory loss

You arrange a meet with a hottie but forget the time and place

By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

But on the plus side, fading eye sight will help you as you won't be so fussy

Always Glass half full

By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Just treat yourself to a decent trimmer and some reading glasses.

By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

As we age it seems we lose the ability to fart silently.