FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Differences between single and married men

Differences between single and married men

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *uysx2 OP   Couple (MM)  over a year ago

Birmingham

What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *talian PassionMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Never been married sorry

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?"

One you can bite and scratch the fuck out of

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

One has a wife, the other doesn't? X

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *orkshirefucktruck2Couple  over a year ago

barnsley

Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A marriage certificate.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

One happy the other isn't

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

And you prefer?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/11/19 19:06:31]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One is a nice safe NSA fuck and you know exactly where you stand

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One happy the other isn't"

This made me lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"One happy the other isn't

This made me lol

"

Illustrated well in the cuddle and movie thread, bless 'em.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Of course I'm clean I don't want to give the wife anything

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

The difference is one has a wife and a girlfriend.

The other gets to fuck what he likes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 07/11/19 19:14:10]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

A single guy comes home, sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed.

A married guy comes home, sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One has a wife, the other doesn't? X "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lorious hole bs16Man  over a year ago

Bristol


"One has a wife, the other doesn't? X "

.....or a husband!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

None

They will all be attached and lie about it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oney to the beeWoman  over a year ago

Manchester

Single men can be flexible they dont have to rush back they don't have to get permission they are not on a lead with another woman yanking it. I won't go on but in the swinging scene single men are more reliable and turn up more often.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *miles4himandmeCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Married guy says FFS get off me when the wife is freezing cold and puts her cold hands on you to warm up

Single guy grits his teeth and doesn't say anything because he thinks he might get lucky

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire

Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ingle Dad SeekingMan  over a year ago

Northern England


"A single guy comes home, sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed.

A married guy comes home, sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge

"

Having been in both camps - so true. As my username suggests, I'm (happily) single now.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Neither has sex.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *heSofaDestroyersCouple  over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App "

Get two phones

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App "

Is kik still going....?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?

One you can bite and scratch the fuck out of "

Absolutely this lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Is kik still going....? "

Yes and this is so funny

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One happy the other isn't"

Exactly yet tend not to have the balls to end an unhappy relationship. I did with my marriage after 25 years. I’ve found that married men want the stability of the wife at home and the thrill of a lover. Just my personal experience.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

One gives his phone number the other only uses a multitude of secret apps...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One will promise you the world but will never deliver

One won't

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Neither has sex."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

A Single guy has a copy of every local takeaway shop menu kept by the side of the microwave

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

A married guy will complain about his wife wanting to ride him cowgirl because he can't see the TV and will insist on doggy style.

A single guy won't mind because he's just pleased to get laid.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Single guys don’t clock watch and can meet weekends

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ux19Man  over a year ago

Essex

Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

What do you prefer?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Is kik still going....? "

Yep

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

Is kik still going....?

Yes and this is so funny "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One happy the other isn't

Exactly yet tend not to have the balls to end an unhappy relationship. I did with my marriage after 25 years. I’ve found that married men want the stability of the wife at home and the thrill of a lover. Just my personal experience. "

Some of us do have the balls to end it and start over

Best thing I ever did, and discovered swinging on the way!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire

Married men disappear at the weekend .... only to re appear Monday morning

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Married guys have better social skills than their single peers

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *adame 2SwordsWoman  over a year ago

Victoria, London

I think they are going to be changing the law to ensure couples living together are no longer discriminated against, so that break ups are similar to divorces, so the house is up for grabs!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A married guy will complain about his wife wanting to ride him cowgirl because he can't see the TV and will insist on doggy style.

A single guy won't mind because he's just pleased to get laid."

Really made me laugh!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One happy the other isn't

Exactly yet tend not to have the balls to end an unhappy relationship. I did with my marriage after 25 years. I’ve found that married men want the stability of the wife at home and the thrill of a lover. Just my personal experience.

Some of us do have the balls to end it and start over

Best thing I ever did, and discovered swinging on the way!!"

Yay and yes me too!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One happy the other isn't

Exactly yet tend not to have the balls to end an unhappy relationship. I did with my marriage after 25 years. I’ve found that married men want the stability of the wife at home and the thrill of a lover. Just my personal experience.

Some of us do have the balls to end it and start over

Best thing I ever did, and discovered swinging on the way!!

Yay and yes me too!!"

Nice one! Is that when you those boots too??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happily single

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Bodmin

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy? "

The smile on his face

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ourayloversCouple  over a year ago

chesterfield

A married man can keep a woman happy for longer that's why she marries him xxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ourayloversCouple  over a year ago

chesterfield

A married man can keep a woman happy for longer that's why she marries him xxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rs mischiefWoman  over a year ago

Manchester


"One is a nice safe NSA fuck and you know exactly where you stand"

Exactly this!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ischief79Man  over a year ago

Surrey


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App "

This!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"

Which is worse ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

A single guy is single but probably has a GF or wife he denies. A married guy wants to be single but the wife has such a grasp on his bollicks that whenever he gets a reply from anyone off fab he goes UNLOS and deletes all his browser history

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!"

I use both

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A married man wishes he was single. And a single man wishes he was married.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elshsunsWoman  over a year ago

Flintshire


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!

I use both"

Are you married???

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I use both, has advantages

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

"

*Checks left hand*

Yep, still married to Peach

Fuzz

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

"

This

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?"

Whatever will be listed same can apply to ladies.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the difference between a single guy and a married guy?

A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house.

What differences can you list?"

One wears the smallest handcuff on the ring finger!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner


"A single guy can walk away from a bad relationship and keep the house."

Can a guy be in a relationship and still be single?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My wife gets many more offers than I do....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Single guy trying to shag more experienced older naughty women

Married younger guys trying to shag younger women

Older married men, we are just grateful for what we can get

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Again, a wedding band

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

"

Perhaps. Or we as a species were just never meant to monogamous.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa "

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same differences from a married woman

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!"

One has respect, one doesn’t.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me! "

You’re a hot husband

Lots of those on the clubs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App "

Hey! I have both!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Married men are like wild fire. They go out if they are unattended.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Single men think they'll be balls deep in different women 6 days a week with the 7th day needed to rest and recover

The married man getting sex once a month actually does better

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me!

You’re a hot husband

Lots of those on the clubs "

Awwww, bless you! xx Made me smile, that has

Been thinking more about clubs recently; as you say, it seems to be the preferred route which I guess it is not surprising given you’re there in the flesh and not an unknown quantity behind a keyboard.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married guy sleeps on the sofa, single guy shags anything on the sofa

Who are you and how do you know my life?!

Try being married but playing solo, because your wife doesn’t do vanilla and you don’t do BDSM. That’s a hard sell on here, believe me!

You’re a hot husband

Lots of those on the clubs

Awwww, bless you! xx Made me smile, that has

Been thinking more about clubs recently; as you say, it seems to be the preferred route which I guess it is not surprising given you’re there in the flesh and not an unknown quantity behind a keyboard."

I play with hot husbands in clubs. Very, very different to cheating. Wishing you luck

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you! Needing it too!!!

Best wishes, S.x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

A single man walks up the isle owning a house, 2 dogs, a car and plenty of money in the bank.

A married man walks down the isle with half a house, no dogs, no car and very little money in the bank.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Single men think they'll be balls deep in different women 6 days a week with the 7th day needed to rest and recover

The married man getting sex once a month actually does better "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Single men can be flexible they dont have to rush back they don't have to get permission they are not on a lead with another woman yanking it. I won't go on but in the swinging scene single men are more reliable and turn up more often."

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married men disappear at the weekend .... only to re appear Monday morning "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *BelfastGuyMan  over a year ago

Belfast

One gets sex the other one doesn't

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

Whats the difference in been in a job for 5 years and been married for 5 years?

The job still sucks the same after 5 years.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Married men seem to get memory lost and forget their married.

"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"Ones on Kik the other is on What’s App

This!

I use both

Are you married???"

Yes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *ecorating GiggloMan  over a year ago

carnforth


"Lol we find one rushes off after a fuck back to wife and the other clings on to chat shit"
brilliantly put and honest lol I’d wanna go pub after knock a few back and pot a few pockets

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0937

0