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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I swear this is a true story , .

My local paper have put an appeal online to catch thieves who stole £1 million quids of sex toys off the back of a lorry ( anyone in Northampton can back me up) . As you can imagine, they are not happy with the resulting comments .

So come on then , give us your best anecdotes for this story please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a shame you can't add photo comments to forum threads, I have the perfect pic in response to this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a new career as lorry knocker offer.

P

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"I need a new career as lorry knocker offer.

P"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dildos steal sex toys?

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Would anyone be interested in some good quality orange and green 5 and a half inch dildos I’ve also got 1000 blow up hermaphradite unicorns and a couple of vegetarian condoms Let me know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I swear this is a true story , .

My local paper have put an appeal online to catch thieves who stole £1 million quids of sex toys off the back of a lorry ( anyone in Northampton can back me up) . As you can imagine, they are not happy with the resulting comments .

So come on then , give us your best anecdotes for this story please "

I hope that they do not get mistaken for childrens toys and sent to lap ...land ho ho ho!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A truck load of wigs was stolen on the m6, police are combing the area

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sure enough it’s in the Northampton Chronicle. So it’s not a load of Cobblers! "
Boom Boom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would anyone be interested in some good quality orange and green 5 and a half inch dildos I’ve also got 1000 blow up hermaphradite unicorns and a couple of vegetarian condoms Let me know"

Shhhh!!! I told you to wait to offload the snatch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rocks off gets knocked off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lorry driver taken from behind by surprise.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Rocks off gets knocked off

P"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Batteries not included

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Lorry driver taken from behind by surprise. "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Police are hoping for a stiff sentence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet there’s a buzz of excitement in your area

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I bet there’s a buzz of excitement in your area "
Oh yes

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By *inaryGuyMan  over a year ago

Near the River

“New, on the market medical devices to sooth away your muscle and joint pains!”

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

Ask around and see who’s buy batteries ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ask around and see who’s buy batteries ?? "

Newsflash a Duracell lorry has just been robbed on the M1

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich

Didn't this happen in an episode of "only fools and horses" ?

Dodgy blow up dolls !!

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry


"I swear this is a true story , .

My local paper have put an appeal online to catch thieves who stole £1 million quids of sex toys off the back of a lorry ( anyone in Northampton can back me up) . As you can imagine, they are not happy with the resulting comments .

So come on then , give us your best anecdotes for this story please "

My advice to anyone is to think "long and hard" before buying one of these stolen sex toys.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Police say suspects may be sitting on the evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Police are concerned this could lead to an increase in handling swollen goods.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Police believe that the suspects won't come quietly.

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