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"Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rantin' rantin' rantin' rantin' (what?) Keep rantin' rantin' rantin' rantin' (come on) Keep rantin' rantin' rantin' rantin' (yeah) Keep rantin' rantin' rantin' rantin' " But remember • Preferences are not rant worthy • Going to work is not rant worthy • Not getting a reply to a message is not rant worthy Have at it ranters | |||
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"Why did I wake up before 3am and cannot fall asleep again?! My alarm for work is in 2 hours.. "Unlucky | |||
"You lucky sod." You say that. But what you don't know is, I cut my left toenail too short yesterday. | |||
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I’m usually such a sound sleeper but my sleep for the past 2 nights has been very broken. Am now awake at 5am, 3 hours before my alarm | |||
"I want to rant about this damn toothache keeping me awake for the second night in a row
I’m usually such a sound sleeper but my sleep for the past 2 nights has been very broken. Am now awake at 5am, 3 hours before my alarm"toothache ia stupidly bad. Im up as had to help someone out | |||
"I want to rant about this damn toothache keeping me awake for the second night in a row
I’m usually such a sound sleeper but my sleep for the past 2 nights has been very broken. Am now awake at 5am, 3 hours before my alarm toothache ia stupidly bad. Im up as had to help someone out"I want someone to help me out  | |||
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"People who fail to grasp one very simple but incredibly important concept. "You don't assume consent" Vile, vile, vile, predatory people. "This... oh and people who follow that up by making derogatory comments about people with learning disabilities. Extra vile. | |||
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"People who fail to grasp one very simple but incredibly important concept. "You don't assume consent" Vile, vile, vile, predatory people.
This... oh and people who follow that up by making derogatory comments about people with learning disabilities. Extra vile. "#youknowwhotheyare  | |||
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"Developers!!! You get to 3 weeks of completion, looking forward to getting into your new home ... and they bump it by 3 weeks ... and worse... completion the Friday before Christmas!!! That's Christmas out of a box or 6 this year!! They've been building it since April FFS!!!!" I feel your pain. I'm on my second mortgage provider and my second solicitor. Next to no chain, as short as you can get. Offer accepted in March. I'm still not in my new place.
I feel another rant coming on.
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"It’s a day where if you’ve got nothing good to say, you best say nothing at all " Don't make me rant about Ronan Keating!! | |||
"It’s a day where if you’ve got nothing good to say, you best say nothing at all Don't make me rant about Ronan Keating!! "Haha | |||
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no slap head emoji Stingly
I work in the legal profession and never heard anything so ludicrous, hope you get it sorted | |||
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"So, solicitors………………… or more accurately their admin. This might go on a bit. Read it and share my frustration or tune out, safe in the knowledge that my solicitor appears at best, incompetent. Receive an unsolicited text message from an unknown number with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive an unsolicited email from an unknown sender with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive a phone call; Hi Mr Byron, we notice you haven’t logged on and downloaded your documents yet. What documents, who are you? We sent you a text and an email with your login in details, we’re the solicitor for your house purchase. A conversation follows that confirms they are indeed who they say they are. I ask them to resend the links, but not until the following day as I need to get home and unblock them from my spam folder. Get home, unblock. 3 days later get another call reminding me that I haven’t logged in and downloaded my documents. I explain that I haven’t got the email yet. They reply it was sent after we’d spoken 3 days previously. Ah, so you didn’t do what I asked and send it the following day, instead sent it while the blocks were still in place? It'll be deleted. Send it again please. Can you make sure all download documents are in Word format, not PDF as I don’t have a printer or scanner. If they’re Word docs I can save them, fill them in and sent them straight back. If they’re PDF I need to take them to a print shop, take them home, fill them in, then go back to the print shop to have them scanned, then send them back to you. No problem, they are all Word documents. Text and email duly arrive. Text has a user ID and a password, email has a weblink. Follow the weblink, attempt to log in, but the portal asks for my password and account number. I email and ask for my account number. Your account number is your username. Er, then why don’t you use the same phraseology on the website as you do in the text message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in. Opening statement; “Your security and privacy are vitally important to us at XXX solicitors, we have created this secure portal to protect your confidentiality” All download documents are PDF. All documents are blank templates which contain no confidential and private information or details. Go through hoops to fill them in and get scanned, log on to the secure portal and upload them, cant find an upload button. Contact the solicitor. We don't have an upload function. Just email the completed documents to us…………………… Er, that’s the private and confidential documents that now include my full name, address, NI number, bank details Date of birth, and a copy of my drivers license and passport? Yes. How the fcuk is that secure? Let me get this right, I have to log on to a secure portal to download blank templates, but the actual confidential and sensitive information can be emailed to you? And so it goes on…………………… More for next Thursday…… " hope this feels a bit better now its off your chest. I know its not fun y but I'd laughed at the irony | |||
"I want to rant about this weather making the car windows fog up...i mean really! I have to leave the house a whole 5 goddam minutes earlier just to sit in the car with the blowers on getting it all warm inside just so i can see where im going! "AND THEN - it gets too hot so you turn the blowers off. But you start driving again and it gets dogged up again! THEN you open the windows a little bit, but it’s fucking freezing and your nipples are gonna crack the windscreen. So you revert to the blowers again for a little bit. THEN you fuck it off and get the train instead. | |||
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"So, solicitors………………… or more accurately their admin. This might go on a bit. Read it and share my frustration or tune out, safe in the knowledge that my solicitor appears at best, incompetent. Receive an unsolicited text message from an unknown number with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive an unsolicited email from an unknown sender with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive a phone call; Hi Mr Byron, we notice you haven’t logged on and downloaded your documents yet. What documents, who are you? We sent you a text and an email with your login in details, we’re the solicitor for your house purchase. A conversation follows that confirms they are indeed who they say they are. I ask them to resend the links, but not until the following day as I need to get home and unblock them from my spam folder. Get home, unblock. 3 days later get another call reminding me that I haven’t logged in and downloaded my documents. I explain that I haven’t got the email yet. They reply it was sent after we’d spoken 3 days previously. Ah, so you didn’t do what I asked and send it the following day, instead sent it while the blocks were still in place? It'll be deleted. Send it again please. Can you make sure all download documents are in Word format, not PDF as I don’t have a printer or scanner. If they’re Word docs I can save them, fill them in and sent them straight back. If they’re PDF I need to take them to a print shop, take them home, fill them in, then go back to the print shop to have them scanned, then send them back to you. No problem, they are all Word documents. Text and email duly arrive. Text has a user ID and a password, email has a weblink. Follow the weblink, attempt to log in, but the portal asks for my password and account number. I email and ask for my account number. Your account number is your username. Er, then why don’t you use the same phraseology on the website as you do in the text message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in. Opening statement; “Your security and privacy are vitally important to us at XXX solicitors, we have created this secure portal to protect your confidentiality” All download documents are PDF. All documents are blank templates which contain no confidential and private information or details. Go through hoops to fill them in and get scanned, log on to the secure portal and upload them, cant find an upload button. Contact the solicitor. We don't have an upload function. Just email the completed documents to us…………………… Er, that’s the private and confidential documents that now include my full name, address, NI number, bank details Date of birth, and a copy of my drivers license and passport? Yes. How the fcuk is that secure? Let me get this right, I have to log on to a secure portal to download blank templates, but the actual confidential and sensitive information can be emailed to you? And so it goes on…………………… More for next Thursday…… " Ok Stingly ... you may have trumped me there ... the cards expression, not the Twitter idiot | |||
"I want to rant about this weather making the car windows fog up...i mean really! I have to leave the house a whole 5 goddam minutes earlier just to sit in the car with the blowers on getting it all warm inside just so i can see where im going!
AND THEN - it gets too hot so you turn the blowers off. But you start driving again and it gets dogged up again!
THEN you open the windows a little bit, but it’s fucking freezing and your nipples are gonna crack the windscreen. So you revert to the blowers again for a little bit.
THEN you fuck it off and get the train instead."Or phone in sick | |||
"So, solicitors………………… or more accurately their admin. This might go on a bit. Read it and share my frustration or tune out, safe in the knowledge that my solicitor appears at best, incompetent. Receive an unsolicited text message from an unknown number with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive an unsolicited email from an unknown sender with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive a phone call; Hi Mr Byron, we notice you haven’t logged on and downloaded your documents yet. What documents, who are you? We sent you a text and an email with your login in details, we’re the solicitor for your house purchase. A conversation follows that confirms they are indeed who they say they are. I ask them to resend the links, but not until the following day as I need to get home and unblock them from my spam folder. Get home, unblock. 3 days later get another call reminding me that I haven’t logged in and downloaded my documents. I explain that I haven’t got the email yet. They reply it was sent after we’d spoken 3 days previously. Ah, so you didn’t do what I asked and send it the following day, instead sent it while the blocks were still in place? It'll be deleted. Send it again please. Can you make sure all download documents are in Word format, not PDF as I don’t have a printer or scanner. If they’re Word docs I can save them, fill them in and sent them straight back. If they’re PDF I need to take them to a print shop, take them home, fill them in, then go back to the print shop to have them scanned, then send them back to you. No problem, they are all Word documents. Text and email duly arrive. Text has a user ID and a password, email has a weblink. Follow the weblink, attempt to log in, but the portal asks for my password and account number. I email and ask for my account number. Your account number is your username. Er, then why don’t you use the same phraseology on the website as you do in the text message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in. Opening statement; “Your security and privacy are vitally important to us at XXX solicitors, we have created this secure portal to protect your confidentiality” All download documents are PDF. All documents are blank templates which contain no confidential and private information or details. Go through hoops to fill them in and get scanned, log on to the secure portal and upload them, cant find an upload button. Contact the solicitor. We don't have an upload function. Just email the completed documents to us…………………… Er, that’s the private and confidential documents that now include my full name, address, NI number, bank details Date of birth, and a copy of my drivers license and passport? Yes. How the fcuk is that secure? Let me get this right, I have to log on to a secure portal to download blank templates, but the actual confidential and sensitive information can be emailed to you? And so it goes on…………………… More for next Thursday…… Ok Stingly ... you may have trumped me there ... the cards expression, not the Twitter idiot" That took me wayyyyyy too long to work out. Coffee, now!!!!!! STAT!!!!!!! | |||
"Why do I never have anything to rant about on a Thursday... yet come Friday there's usually plenty!" Save 'em up. | |||
"Why did I wake up before 3am and cannot fall asleep again?! My alarm for work is in 2 hours.. "You needed a wee and it woke you up? | |||
"I would like to rant about side effects. After 2 pretty strong courses of antibiotics I've been left with no appetite and a constant nauseous feeling. I know I should be greatful I'm not ill now but it's really getting me down, I just want to feel human again.
Rubi x"On the antibiotics train at the moment. Hope you feel better soon Approved  | |||
"I want to rant about this damn toothache keeping me awake for the second night in a row
I’m usually such a sound sleeper but my sleep for the past 2 nights has been very broken. Am now awake at 5am, 3 hours before my alarm"I’ve been there recently - it’s awful Approved | |||
"People who say they are going to do something and don't (in most situations). Expectations are made and hopes raised and then nope. It's a tad irritating. I'd rather people would say "Sorry Meli, I can't/don't want to do this by X."" Gets my goat too Meli I’ll get round to approving this at some point  | |||
"People who fail to grasp one very simple but incredibly important concept. "You don't assume consent" Vile, vile, vile, predatory people. "They didn’t even ask if they wanted tea in the first place Approved | |||
"I've just been sent by a friend a photo that McDonald's have brought their Christmas cup out, its November, ffs " Aye it is but the jolly fat man is only around the corner. And I can see what you are doing and you’ll go blind if you don’t stop it Denied | |||
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"Waking up, thinking it was Friday Due to my ADHD, I write myself a daily 'to do' list or I really would forget what to do, where to go I'm stupid busy this week & several major things i have to arrange ready for the weekend Spent 20mins stressing over everything I didn't get done Thursday, rewriting today's list to fit it all today, panicking that I won't manage it! Then the news came on.... FFS! "All’s well that ends well Except this rant Self inflicted - denied | |||
"People who say they are going to do something and don't (in most situations). Expectations are made and hopes raised and then nope. It's a tad irritating. I'd rather people would say "Sorry Meli, I can't/don't want to do this by X." Gets my goat too Meli I’ll get round to approving this at some point "Witty twunt.  | |||
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"Can I rant about the yoof of today and things they really should know, important things.... Me paying for fuel Till man looks at my jacket and notices the patch. TM - Hey I love the cobra badge, it's cool. Me - Thanks, I used to have one. TM - oh man. That's awesome, they're beautiful (I smile in agreement) that something so beautiful could be so deadly. The way their scales glisten in the sunlight. Me - (slightly confused) er, its a car, not a snake..... TM - oh. I've never heard of it...... How the fuck has anyone never heard of an AC Cobra? What the fuck are they teaching kids in school these days????? "Weep for the future!! | |||
"People who fail to grasp one very simple but incredibly important concept. "You don't assume consent" Vile, vile, vile, predatory people.
This... oh and people who follow that up by making derogatory comments about people with learning disabilities. Extra vile. "Yes. Disgusting all around. | |||
"Developers!!! You get to 3 weeks of completion, looking forward to getting into your new home ... and they bump it by 3 weeks ... and worse... completion the Friday before Christmas!!! That's Christmas out of a box or 6 this year!! They've been building it since April FFS!!!!" Bloody hell - maybe Santa will bring an early present and speed it up Approved | |||
"The high collar of my coat touches the buttons of my headphones and resets the track to the beginning every time I turn the head to the right. Bloody annoying!" Self inflicted- denied | |||
"Developers!!! You get to 3 weeks of completion, looking forward to getting into your new home ... and they bump it by 3 weeks ... and worse... completion the Friday before Christmas!!! That's Christmas out of a box or 6 this year!! They've been building it since April FFS!!!! Bloody hell - maybe Santa will bring an early present and speed it up Approved "Hopefully the early Christmas present will be the house | |||
"So, solicitors………………… or more accurately their admin. This might go on a bit. Read it and share my frustration or tune out, safe in the knowledge that my solicitor appears at best, incompetent. Receive an unsolicited text message from an unknown number with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive an unsolicited email from an unknown sender with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive a phone call; Hi Mr Byron, we notice you haven’t logged on and downloaded your documents yet. What documents, who are you? We sent you a text and an email with your login in details, we’re the solicitor for your house purchase. A conversation follows that confirms they are indeed who they say they are. I ask them to resend the links, but not until the following day as I need to get home and unblock them from my spam folder. Get home, unblock. 3 days later get another call reminding me that I haven’t logged in and downloaded my documents. I explain that I haven’t got the email yet. They reply it was sent after we’d spoken 3 days previously. Ah, so you didn’t do what I asked and send it the following day, instead sent it while the blocks were still in place? It'll be deleted. Send it again please. Can you make sure all download documents are in Word format, not PDF as I don’t have a printer or scanner. If they’re Word docs I can save them, fill them in and sent them straight back. If they’re PDF I need to take them to a print shop, take them home, fill them in, then go back to the print shop to have them scanned, then send them back to you. No problem, they are all Word documents. Text and email duly arrive. Text has a user ID and a password, email has a weblink. Follow the weblink, attempt to log in, but the portal asks for my password and account number. I email and ask for my account number. Your account number is your username. Er, then why don’t you use the same phraseology on the website as you do in the text message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in. Opening statement; “Your security and privacy are vitally important to us at XXX solicitors, we have created this secure portal to protect your confidentiality” All download documents are PDF. All documents are blank templates which contain no confidential and private information or details. Go through hoops to fill them in and get scanned, log on to the secure portal and upload them, cant find an upload button. Contact the solicitor. We don't have an upload function. Just email the completed documents to us…………………… Er, that’s the private and confidential documents that now include my full name, address, NI number, bank details Date of birth, and a copy of my drivers license and passport? Yes. How the fcuk is that secure? Let me get this right, I have to log on to a secure portal to download blank templates, but the actual confidential and sensitive information can be emailed to you? And so it goes on…………………… More for next Thursday…… " Secure portal? 
Seriously need to have a look at themselves there. Ignoring contact preferences, instructions and requiring an insecure method of transmitting data.
Shambles
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"I want to rant about this weather making the car windows fog up...i mean really! I have to leave the house a whole 5 goddam minutes earlier just to sit in the car with the blowers on getting it all warm inside just so i can see where im going! "
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"No rant from me. It's all groovy baby. "Door is to your left | |||
"People who say they are going to do something and don't (in most situations). Expectations are made and hopes raised and then nope. It's a tad irritating. I'd rather people would say "Sorry Meli, I can't/don't want to do this by X." Gets my goat too Meli I’ll get round to approving this at some point
Witty twunt. " | |||
"No rant from me. It's all groovy baby.
Door is to your left "My second rant is about people like that | |||
"It’s a day where if you’ve got nothing good to say, you best say nothing at all Don't make me rant about Ronan Keating!! "Well done, that man had slipped into the dark recesses of my mind to be forgotten. | |||
"Can I rant about the yoof of today and things they really should know, important things.... Me paying for fuel Till man looks at my jacket and notices the patch. TM - Hey I love the cobra badge, it's cool. Me - Thanks, I used to have one. TM - oh man. That's awesome, they're beautiful (I smile in agreement) that something so beautiful could be so deadly. The way their scales glisten in the sunlight. Me - (slightly confused) er, its a car, not a snake..... TM - oh. I've never heard of it...... How the fuck has anyone never heard of an AC Cobra? What the fuck are they teaching kids in school these days????? "Yeah but it spits venom - that is pretty cool
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"Not quite side effects. I take a medication with hideous withdrawal symptoms. Absolutely diabolical, like after a day fuck life I'm hibernating in pain and not sleeping. My pharmacy said they didn't have the medication. Wrong. They didn't have the *brand*. I don't care about the flipping brand, give me the pills so I can crawl home, maybe get some sleep, and hope to commence becoming human again tomorrow? " Ouch that sounds horrible - I hope you get the pills you need Approved | |||
"It’s a day where if you’ve got nothing good to say, you best say nothing at all Don't make me rant about Ronan Keating!!
Well done, that man had slipped into the dark recesses of my mind to be forgotten. "Aim to please | |||
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"Private car parking companies who send you a £100 fine for not paying a £1.50 parking fee, when there were no working machines in the car park that night. Daylight robbery. Fuming "Roll on 10pm | |||
"Private car parking companies who send you a £100 fine for not paying a £1.50 parking fee, when there were no working machines in the car park that night. Daylight robbery. Fuming
Roll on 10pm"Even tried to contest it and they’ve replied saying there were available payment methods that night. No. There. Weren’t. We tried them all! Why would anyone risk a £100 fine for the sake of 1 frigging pound 50?! Might as well open my door to them and say please come in and rob me. Roll on 10pm indeed!! | |||
"Private car parking companies who send you a £100 fine for not paying a £1.50 parking fee, when there were no working machines in the car park that night. Daylight robbery. Fuming "Just ridiculous Approved | |||
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"Bump for the lunchtime ranters "It's lunchtime already? *does teeth gnashing rant emoji.... | |||
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"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate! "How big are your bills? *asking for a friend........ | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate! "I started at the bottom and knew that was you before I got to your name. Do you think there's a donut eating vacancy? We could join forces P | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate! "I’m in a similar mood | |||
"Close family member still in hospital "That’s no fun - I hope that they are well soon Approved | |||
"My car is broken And now I have to look for another one and I don’t want to " Car shopping can be a pain in the arse Approved | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate! "Have a look at Gary Vaynerchuk Flipping Challenge - it’s nothing sexual. I’ve wondered how much you can make from it. It will be some effort but could add some breathing room. Otherwise - that grind can be soul destroying Approved | |||
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"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate!
How big are your bills?
*asking for a friend........ " - huge | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate!
I started at the bottom and knew that was you before I got to your name.
Do you think there's a donut eating vacancy? We could join forces
P"I would make so much money
I'm in - but you're tiny P you would be skint | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate!
I’m in a similar mood "Yeah Thursday can go fuck itself! I just bought a new jacket and some boots to cheer myself up | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate!
Have a look at Gary Vaynerchuk Flipping Challenge - it’s nothing sexual. I’ve wondered how much you can make from it. It will be some effort but could add some breathing room.
Otherwise - that grind can be soul destroying
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"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate!
How big are your bills?
*asking for a friend........
- huge "Bugger. Can't help. Soz.... | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate!
How big are your bills?
*asking for a friend........
- huge
Bugger. Can't help.
Soz.... "Rude | |||
"Will the work, sleep, eat, repeat cycle and monotony ever fucking end? I'm so ridiculously bored! I'm so tired of fake conversations, fake people and having to be fake myself in order to pay my fucking bills and not have much left after. What is the point? We are all prostituting ourselves to make money from companies that dont give a shit whether we live or die! If I was younger and hotter I would consider traditional prostitution - I'd rather fuck someone for money for half an hour and get paid more money than I make in an entire day in my shit job that I hate!
How big are your bills?
*asking for a friend........
- huge
Bugger. Can't help.
Soz....
Rude "My bad. | |||
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"I have the mother of all colds. I'd rant some more, but I don't have the energy
Mrs TMN x"Ouch - get well soon Approved | |||
"I have no WiFi. The router has just given up - no power at all. Wouldn’t mind if it was really old ... it’s two weeks since it was replaced "That’s very shit - hope it isn’t too much of a faff to replace Approved | |||
"Ladies like maryfuckingpopins living too far away from me. Xxx" Figure out a way to travel Denied | |||
"So, solicitors………………… or more accurately their admin. This might go on a bit. Read it and share my frustration or tune out, safe in the knowledge that my solicitor appears at best, incompetent. Receive an unsolicited text message from an unknown number with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive an unsolicited email from an unknown sender with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive a phone call; Hi Mr Byron, we notice you haven’t logged on and downloaded your documents yet. What documents, who are you? We sent you a text and an email with your login in details, we’re the solicitor for your house purchase. A conversation follows that confirms they are indeed who they say they are. I ask them to resend the links, but not until the following day as I need to get home and unblock them from my spam folder. Get home, unblock. 3 days later get another call reminding me that I haven’t logged in and downloaded my documents. I explain that I haven’t got the email yet. They reply it was sent after we’d spoken 3 days previously. Ah, so you didn’t do what I asked and send it the following day, instead sent it while the blocks were still in place? It'll be deleted. Send it again please. Can you make sure all download documents are in Word format, not PDF as I don’t have a printer or scanner. If they’re Word docs I can save them, fill them in and sent them straight back. If they’re PDF I need to take them to a print shop, take them home, fill them in, then go back to the print shop to have them scanned, then send them back to you. No problem, they are all Word documents. Text and email duly arrive. Text has a user ID and a password, email has a weblink. Follow the weblink, attempt to log in, but the portal asks for my password and account number. I email and ask for my account number. Your account number is your username. Er, then why don’t you use the same phraseology on the website as you do in the text message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in. Opening statement; “Your security and privacy are vitally important to us at XXX solicitors, we have created this secure portal to protect your confidentiality” All download documents are PDF. All documents are blank templates which contain no confidential and private information or details. Go through hoops to fill them in and get scanned, log on to the secure portal and upload them, cant find an upload button. Contact the solicitor. We don't have an upload function. Just email the completed documents to us…………………… Er, that’s the private and confidential documents that now include my full name, address, NI number, bank details Date of birth, and a copy of my drivers license and passport? Yes. How the fcuk is that secure? Let me get this right, I have to log on to a secure portal to download blank templates, but the actual confidential and sensitive information can be emailed to you? And so it goes on…………………… More for next Thursday…… " Your rants are epic | |||
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"So, solicitors………………… or more accurately their admin. This might go on a bit. Read it and share my frustration or tune out, safe in the knowledge that my solicitor appears at best, incompetent. Receive an unsolicited text message from an unknown number with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive an unsolicited email from an unknown sender with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive a phone call; Hi Mr Byron, we notice you haven’t logged on and downloaded your documents yet. What documents, who are you? We sent you a text and an email with your login in details, we’re the solicitor for your house purchase. A conversation follows that confirms they are indeed who they say they are. I ask them to resend the links, but not until the following day as I need to get home and unblock them from my spam folder. Get home, unblock. 3 days later get another call reminding me that I haven’t logged in and downloaded my documents. I explain that I haven’t got the email yet. They reply it was sent after we’d spoken 3 days previously. Ah, so you didn’t do what I asked and send it the following day, instead sent it while the blocks were still in place? It'll be deleted. Send it again please. Can you make sure all download documents are in Word format, not PDF as I don’t have a printer or scanner. If they’re Word docs I can save them, fill them in and sent them straight back. If they’re PDF I need to take them to a print shop, take them home, fill them in, then go back to the print shop to have them scanned, then send them back to you. No problem, they are all Word documents. Text and email duly arrive. Text has a user ID and a password, email has a weblink. Follow the weblink, attempt to log in, but the portal asks for my password and account number. I email and ask for my account number. Your account number is your username. Er, then why don’t you use the same phraseology on the website as you do in the text message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in. Opening statement; “Your security and privacy are vitally important to us at XXX solicitors, we have created this secure portal to protect your confidentiality” All download documents are PDF. All documents are blank templates which contain no confidential and private information or details. Go through hoops to fill them in and get scanned, log on to the secure portal and upload them, cant find an upload button. Contact the solicitor. We don't have an upload function. Just email the completed documents to us…………………… Er, that’s the private and confidential documents that now include my full name, address, NI number, bank details Date of birth, and a copy of my drivers license and passport? Yes. How the fcuk is that secure? Let me get this right, I have to log on to a secure portal to download blank templates, but the actual confidential and sensitive information can be emailed to you? And so it goes on…………………… More for next Thursday…… Your rants are epic "I only seek your awesome approval. *needy | |||
"Some of you got real rants. I was just gonna complain that someone didnt pick up their dogs poo so I had to step around it. Spring smells lovely in my neighborhood because of things like this. " Just as valid Those folk are bellwhackers Approved | |||
"So, solicitors………………… or more accurately their admin. This might go on a bit. Read it and share my frustration or tune out, safe in the knowledge that my solicitor appears at best, incompetent. Receive an unsolicited text message from an unknown number with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive an unsolicited email from an unknown sender with passwords and log in details and a weblink. Follow SOP and delete and block. 3 days later receive a phone call; Hi Mr Byron, we notice you haven’t logged on and downloaded your documents yet. What documents, who are you? We sent you a text and an email with your login in details, we’re the solicitor for your house purchase. A conversation follows that confirms they are indeed who they say they are. I ask them to resend the links, but not until the following day as I need to get home and unblock them from my spam folder. Get home, unblock. 3 days later get another call reminding me that I haven’t logged in and downloaded my documents. I explain that I haven’t got the email yet. They reply it was sent after we’d spoken 3 days previously. Ah, so you didn’t do what I asked and send it the following day, instead sent it while the blocks were still in place? It'll be deleted. Send it again please. Can you make sure all download documents are in Word format, not PDF as I don’t have a printer or scanner. If they’re Word docs I can save them, fill them in and sent them straight back. If they’re PDF I need to take them to a print shop, take them home, fill them in, then go back to the print shop to have them scanned, then send them back to you. No problem, they are all Word documents. Text and email duly arrive. Text has a user ID and a password, email has a weblink. Follow the weblink, attempt to log in, but the portal asks for my password and account number. I email and ask for my account number. Your account number is your username. Er, then why don’t you use the same phraseology on the website as you do in the text message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in. Opening statement; “Your security and privacy are vitally important to us at XXX solicitors, we have created this secure portal to protect your confidentiality” All download documents are PDF. All documents are blank templates which contain no confidential and private information or details. Go through hoops to fill them in and get scanned, log on to the secure portal and upload them, cant find an upload button. Contact the solicitor. We don't have an upload function. Just email the completed documents to us…………………… Er, that’s the private and confidential documents that now include my full name, address, NI number, bank details Date of birth, and a copy of my drivers license and passport? Yes. How the fcuk is that secure? Let me get this right, I have to log on to a secure portal to download blank templates, but the actual confidential and sensitive information can be emailed to you? And so it goes on…………………… More for next Thursday…… Your rants are epic
I only seek your awesome approval.
*needy"Nah it’s Swing that says yay or nay, I just pop up when he’s neglecting his duties | |||
"People who say they are going to do something and don't (in most situations). Expectations are made and hopes raised and then nope. It's a tad irritating. I'd rather people would say "Sorry Meli, I can't/don't want to do this by X." Gets my goat too Meli I’ll get round to approving this at some point "Approved | |||
"People who say they are going to do something and don't (in most situations). Expectations are made and hopes raised and then nope. It's a tad irritating. I'd rather people would say "Sorry Meli, I can't/don't want to do this by X." Gets my goat too Meli I’ll get round to approving this at some point
Approved "Fine work there Swing. | |||
