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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I kneed her in the face and gave her a black eye when she tried to suck my balls.
Involuntary action, I don't like it, didn't tell her.
Saw each other for over a year after this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I kneed her in the face and gave her a black eye when she tried to suck my balls.
Involuntary action, I don't like it, didn't tell her.
Saw each other for over a year after this "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The little fella not wanting to play and hearing ‘is it me?’ No it really wasn’t her - she was gorgeous
I've had that.....   "
This first time at a club, abit too much Dutch courage and nerves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder 
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz "
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed! "
*shudders* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed! "
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Similar to anothers, forgot to tell them to stay away from H's feet, she was kicked like a horse & flew off the bed hitting the wall.
She didn't find it funny at the time, me being mr sarcastic just said
"Ah did I not tell you to stay away from the feet?" with a smirk..
She was fine, apart from a bruise on her chest, could have been worse..
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed! "
Monkey resists the urge to use "that" emoti  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?"
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The little fella not wanting to play and hearing ‘is it me?’ No it really wasn’t her - she was gorgeous "
I’ve been that gal thinking ‘oh dear, I’ve killed it 
Also broke my big toe (different guy) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in. "
Play dead??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a highly embarrassing one - but the worst was when a chap I really fell for decided I wasn’t his miss Right after all! Still smarts tbh! "
Before anyone asks... It wasn't me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed!
*shudders*"
Yep. Deep throating was banned on all meets afterwards! Which is a shame for my OH because for obvious reasons I can’t do it... so he had to miss out altogether unfortunately! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a highly embarrassing one - but the worst was when a chap I really fell for decided I wasn’t his miss Right after all! Still smarts tbh! "
((((((((((()))))))))))))) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in.
Play dead??? "
Ah the oldest trick in the book and a personal favourite I might add, always have it in your arsenal |
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in. "
Nothing to do with the thread - but you have a bloody gorgeous figure my lovely!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed!
Monkey resists the urge to use "that" emoti "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I really want to share a few but they will read this/I can't talk about it so I'm stuck. 
Okay, I was wearing these ridiculous heels and I'd had a lot of orgasms. You know when you go all lightheaded and giddy? I foolishly decided to try and stand up and coquettishly pour a drink, slipped and twisted my ankle badly. That was embarrassing to say the least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in.
Nothing to do with the thread - but you have a bloody gorgeous figure my lovely! "
I mean I can see why he done it haha |
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"I had a highly embarrassing one - but the worst was when a chap I really fell for decided I wasn’t his miss Right after all! Still smarts tbh!
Before anyone asks... It wasn't me "
Course it wasn’t! You KNOW I’m perfect!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really want to share a few but they will read this/I can't talk about it so I'm stuck.
Okay, I was wearing these ridiculous heels and I'd had a lot of orgasms. You know when you go all lightheaded and giddy? I foolishly decided to try and stand up and coquettishly pour a drink, slipped and twisted my ankle badly. That was embarrassing to say the least."
Has lord of orgasm have something to do with your story ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Car meet.
I drove over 45 min to meet her got to where I was picking her up abit early so turned the engine off she came got in my car and I turned the key and NOTHING happened I'd broke down in my 2 year old i30 she left and I was stick there for over an hour and half
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in.
Play dead??? "
She focused her anger on him so I didn’t need to just got my clothes jumped in my car and drove home |
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By *opite_xWoman
over a year ago
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Years ago when I had my old account I was playing with a couple, the male half was fucking me and without my knowledge got a dildo (that had been used on the female half) and started putting in the same hole DVP style
I was upset because it hadn’t been cleaned/didn’t have a condom on, because it bloody hurt and because he did it without asking me.
He then said that because I had agreed to the meet it ruined the style of play if he had to check consent before each ‘new thing’... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in.
Nothing to do with the thread - but you have a bloody gorgeous figure my lovely! "
Thank you xx |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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On a date and we ended up in bed.Next morning she climbed on top with me half asleep but i thrust into a dry patch which ripped my foreskin badly. I proceeded to bleed everywhere while she dressed and left
It tightened up over next year and i couldnt have sex.So at the age of 51 I got circumcised which was a whole new level of pain when you get a morning horn and the stitches stretch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in.
Play dead???
Ah the oldest trick in the book and a personal favourite I might add, always have it in your arsenal "
Wiser than your years sir.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"His wife came home.
Needless to say I never knew he was married and she didn’t know he was on here.
Did you hide?
Was difficult as he was on top at the time and hadn’t heard her come in.
Nothing to do with the thread - but you have a bloody gorgeous figure my lovely! "
Seconded |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed!
Monkey resists the urge to use "that" emoti
Thank you, I appreciate it muchly "
Which emoji? |
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed!
Monkey resists the urge to use "that" emoti
Thank you, I appreciate it muchly
Which emoji?"
You know ... "that" one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t even talk about mine. It still makes me shudder
Omg, what is it with that half answers? TELL MEEEE!!!
Plz
When I used to meet as a couple we went to a club. We met another couple, things were doing alright until the female half deep throated my OH so much she gagged and...... well, you can guess the rest. Remember my phobia?? Needless to say I was outta there, literally ran out of the room I made my OH shower about 4 times that night at home before I let him in the bed!
Monkey resists the urge to use "that" emoti
Thank you, I appreciate it muchly
Which emoji?"
You know!! |
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My very first social, when he decided it was going to be more than a social 
That was his first mistake, his second was not taking no for an answer.
I walked away with a couple of broken knuckles... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I really want to share a few but they will read this/I can't talk about it so I'm stuck.
Okay, I was wearing these ridiculous heels and I'd had a lot of orgasms. You know when you go all lightheaded and giddy? I foolishly decided to try and stand up and coquettishly pour a drink, slipped and twisted my ankle badly. That was embarrassing to say the least.
Has lord of orgasm have something to do with your story ? "
 No. Definitely not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really want to share a few but they will read this/I can't talk about it so I'm stuck.
Okay, I was wearing these ridiculous heels and I'd had a lot of orgasms. You know when you go all lightheaded and giddy? I foolishly decided to try and stand up and coquettishly pour a drink, slipped and twisted my ankle badly. That was embarrassing to say the least.
Has lord of orgasm have something to do with your story ?
No. Definitely not."
Well you mentioned 'lot of orgams... '
I am sorry but it wasn't too far fetched to believe that it was a subliminal message in order to let us knox who it was you were talking about. |
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