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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not me, but I met a guy who said he was 36. When we met I questioned his age ‘jokingly’ and he was pretty offended. I thought fuck, okay, he looks about 40 so okay then.
Then after we fuck he confesses he’s 42. Rightio, too old for me (at the time, this was when I very first started meeting people) so I ceased contact. He’s messaged since and his age now changes every time - although last time he sent a pic of his drivers license so now I know his name, and age. He’s now 51, so was 49 at the time.
A bloody young looking 49 year old!
He reckons now that he’s told the truth I’ll meet him again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My age is exact - I didn’t even think to fake it I didn’t realise how many people would pay attention to when my age changes (not that I’m bothered, I love the birthday threads  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My age is exact but a few days after my actual birthday but there was a woman local to me who had hers listed 13 years younger (She openly admitted that it was so her husband couldn’t track her down) still pretty misleading although there was no way she was the age she said she was. Made me wonder what else wasn’t real in the conversations we’d had so I ceased communication |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I saw this thread, my false teeth almost flew out in shock!
Wait, I mean I went and listened to Pharrell's latest track. That's what us youngsters go these days, isn't it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is currently accurate, and I pay the price for that.
I've tried understating it a couple of times on earlier profiles, just to see what it was like to get chatting to a couple of women. It was a lot of fun as far as it went, but I wasn't going to lie all the way to a meeting. Wouldn't be right (not that it's right to do it at all, tbh)
I also wonder of the legality of obtaining sex by deception? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"When I saw this thread, my false teeth almost flew out in shock!
Wait, I mean I went and listened to Pharrell's latest track. That's what us youngsters go these days, isn't it? "
Pharrell?, I'm sure I was listening to his sons new track the other day!!
'-)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do. But not by much and not to deceive. Just more anonymity. None of the personal details are correct on my profile. Ie name, age, location. Anyone I’ve ever met gets the truth though obviously. Apart from that it’s pretty irrelevant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I saw this thread, my false teeth almost flew out in shock!
Wait, I mean I went and listened to Pharrell's latest track. That's what us youngsters go these days, isn't it?
Pharrell?, I'm sure I was listening to his sons new track the other day!!
'-)
S"
Bloody hell! I've been rumbled!  |
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I use my correct age, which nobody believes anyway. I did meet someone who turned out to be 49 not 39, but he's lovely so that worked out ok. But nearly everyone I've chatted to had lied about their age either by months or years. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Not me, but I met a guy who said he was 36. When we met I questioned his age ‘jokingly’ and he was pretty offended. I thought fuck, okay, he looks about 40 so okay then.
Then after we fuck he confesses he’s 42. Rightio, too old for me (at the time, this was when I very first started meeting people) so I ceased contact. He’s messaged since and his age now changes every time - although last time he sent a pic of his drivers license so now I know his name, and age. He’s now 51, so was 49 at the time.
A bloody young looking 49 year old!
He reckons now that he’s told the truth I’ll meet him again "
We are out there
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"I do. But not by much and not to deceive. Just more anonymity. None of the personal details are correct on my profile. Ie name, age, location. Anyone I’ve ever met gets the truth though obviously. Apart from that it’s pretty irrelevant. "
Yes, this. Most of my details are correct-ish, but otherwise this.
I don't think it makes a huge amount of difference to anyone whether I'm 33 or 34 right now, for example. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Everything on my profile is correct apart from my birthday which is out by several days. People are often surprised that yes, I look like this, yes I'm this tall and yes I'm that old!
I guess that in itself is proof of how often people lie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1994 I have ID proof
BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol  "
False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.
I have mine out deliberately by a few months. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do. But not by much and not to deceive. Just more anonymity. None of the personal details are correct on my profile. Ie name, age, location. Anyone I’ve ever met gets the truth though obviously. Apart from that it’s pretty irrelevant.
Yes, this. Most of my details are correct-ish, but otherwise this.
I don't think it makes a huge amount of difference to anyone whether I'm 33 or 34 right now, for example. "
Definitely. I look bloody good for 72 though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1994 I have ID proof
BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol
False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking "
My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1994 I have ID proof
BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol
False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking
My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old "
How can she be 1997 when you’re only 20?! |
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"1994 I have ID proof
BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol
False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking "
I got ID'd on my 35th birthday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1994 I have ID proof
BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol
False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking
My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old
How can she be 1997 when you’re only 20?! "
Damn! Busted! Did I tell you how much I  you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1994 I have ID proof
BAH Only someone that young needs it - wish I did lolol
False! I’m 1997 and I’ve never once been asked for ID. Even when I was underage, I could buy 18 movies, paracetamol etc and never got asked. Guess I’m old looking
My daughters 1997! God You make me feel old
How can she be 1997 when you’re only 20?!
Damn! Busted! Did I tell you how much I you "
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"I do. But not by much and not to deceive. Just more anonymity. None of the personal details are correct on my profile. Ie name, age, location. Anyone I’ve ever met gets the truth though obviously. Apart from that it’s pretty irrelevant. "
You are female though right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.
I have mine out deliberately by a few months."
Yes! Someone admitted to me he made himself younger by a decade. That's a bit much... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do. But not by much and not to deceive. Just more anonymity. None of the personal details are correct on my profile. Ie name, age, location. Anyone I’ve ever met gets the truth though obviously. Apart from that it’s pretty irrelevant.
You are female though right?"
I am now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was told by a friend, “don’t put your real date of birth on here” - so it’s a tad out for that reason.
I do find it annoying when ages are out by a good few years either older / younger because that to me is to get around preferences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was told by a friend, “don’t put your real date of birth on here” - so it’s a tad out for that reason.
I do find it annoying when ages are out by a good few years either older / younger because that to me is to get around preferences."
You have such fab boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s worse on the dating sites. I would say most women knock off five years. They openly admit it though if / when you actually meet. "
Really!? What’s the point. That’s just bloody daft. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"My age is correct. Did not even cross my mind to lie when i joined. I may disappear one day and return as a younger me under a different name. "
So long as your arse continues to long 20 years younger that's ok. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.
I have mine out deliberately by a few months.
Yes! Someone admitted to me he made himself younger by a decade. That's a bit much..."
Yes! People get told they "look younger" than their actual age and okay, maybe a couple of years but a decade is daft. Esp when the photos are also a decade old. |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Quite a few do and I can understand why to some extent (filters, privacy). Once it did annoy me but that was more because of a total misrepresentation, including a decade out.
I have mine out deliberately by a few months.
Yes! Someone admitted to me he made himself younger by a decade. That's a bit much...
Yes! People get told they "look younger" than their actual age and okay, maybe a couple of years but a decade is daft. Esp when the photos are also a decade old. "
We found our old passports the other day, Got told "You look no different you wanker!" it's dated 1996. (I do by the way, more smile lines which is fine by me).
I really am finding fresh virgin blood hard to come by out here in rural west wales though
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are."
My age is exact... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm absolutely not my age. I've got recent pics so age shouldn't matter. Think I look a different age? Don't meet me. It's no biggie to me, and if it is to you then we aren't compatible. Oh and it's nothing to do with getting around filters and everything to do with anonymity. I'm a different age yet again on my couple's profile. Same applies to that. |
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By *arkus1812 OP Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
Two years ago at the ripe old age of 77 I was asked to provide proof of age at Hobby Craft when buying a set of craft knives for a friend. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
My age is correct I can't remember if I actually put the date right but I'm 46. Don't see any reason to lie about it you will only get caught out when you meet anyhow if you do. I have met guys tho who are at least 10 years older than they claimed to be. |
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Im older than my profile states but I cant change it. I always tell people I meet my real age. However there are loads of people on here who I know for a fact lie their asses off about their age. Ladies who talk about using contraception when they clearly post menopausal lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My age is correct I can't remember if I actually put the date right but I'm 46. Don't see any reason to lie about it you will only get caught out when you meet anyhow if you do. I have met guys tho who are at least 10 years older than they claimed to be. "
Caught out how? I can't say anyone I've met has ever commented about my age and we've gone on to meet multiple times. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
I'm a few months older than my profile date of birth. I've seen profiles where the people are clearly much older than the stated age, but the dates not that important if people have recent clear pics. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
My age is correct I can't remember if I actually put the date right but I'm 46. Don't see any reason to lie about it you will only get caught out when you meet anyhow if you do. I have met guys tho who are at least 10 years older than they claimed to be.I just checked I did actually put the right date in as well lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my age is correct. my memory isn't good enough to lie"
I can honestly say it's never come up in any chat with anyone I've met on here so where's the lie? I don't exactly check the documents of those I meet either. |
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It does always make me laugh when people are very obviously lying about their age. The only benefit I can think of is getting around filters as if you are well outside of the age range someone finds attractive then lying isn't really helping unless you happen to look vastly different in age which most people don't. |
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"How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are."
Anita was chatting to a ladies the other day who was 49, but her profile said 40... because she was outside of age for too many people. Anita said, not interested of you're not honest.
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"How many people on here falsify their age? I have net one person on here who lists their age some 8 years younger than they really are.
Anita was chatting to a ladies the other day who was 49, but her profile said 40... because she was outside of age for too many people. Anita said, not interested of you're not honest.
Cal"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was messaging a local guy who eventually sent a photo, he said he was 52 and looked anywhere between 68 and 72!! When I asked him if he was really 52 he went unlos!!! |
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"Mine is under a month wrong, for anonymity purposes. "
There are anecdotes of people who have had their ID stolen/ cloned 'been pestered after having been recognised from the details on their profile. |
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"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young 
Liar, you're 54!
Quiet you 
*sniggers*
Now where'd I leave that gag?...
Going senile already?"
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom. |
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"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young
Liar, you're 54!
Quiet you
*sniggers*
Now where'd I leave that gag?...
Going senile already?
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom."
Alright shrek. Hope you typed that in a Scottish accent. |
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"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young
Liar, you're 54!
Quiet you
*sniggers*
Now where'd I leave that gag?...
Going senile already?
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
Alright shrek. Hope you typed that in a Scottish accent."
I even swapped over to my Scottish keyboard. Fab won't let me use the onion emoji though |
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By *arkus1812 OP Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"Oooh, an ELP formulated Fab name!
We wouldn't lie M60 F55 as it says in the profile.
Liars, truth will out! "
Well spotted, ELP best band ever |
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"I'm actually twenty one but nobody would meet me when I said I was so young
Liar, you're 54!
Quiet you
*sniggers*
Now where'd I leave that gag?...
Going senile already?
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
Alright shrek. Hope you typed that in a Scottish accent.
I even swapped over to my Scottish keyboard. Fab won't let me use the onion emoji though "
!! Sounds like discrimination |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have previously to keep my identity private, but only by a year or two.
It's not so much of an issue now, but I'd never alter it in order to meet a criteria. |
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